Mistress MJ forgot to raise the drawbridge over the moat last night. As a result of her negligence, Robert Downey Jr slipped silently into one of the bedchambers …
As punishment for trespassing, we have bound him to a bed in the oubliette.
Do with him what you will, bitches.
Whom else would you like to see imprisoned in the oubliette?
1st!
ReplyDeleteColin Farrell.
ReplyDeleteFor being both a human ashtray .... AND .... a douche who apparently only impregnates women to prove how TOTALLY NOT gay he is.
Next..............
THIRD! But again, I was staring at the picture.
ReplyDeleteLet him go! Let him go!
Hai XL! Roses is going to sooooo happy when she sees this.
Oubliette-worthy? The ShamWow Guy.
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Boxer!
Remove that hideous pillow at once!
ReplyDeleteOh, I'd say David Boreanaz and Harry Connick Jr. But I'm afraid what those naughty people coming here would do to them. So as a result I'll just keep them in my own private bedroom.
Maybe you could kidnap that guy from the Bourne triology?he is so frickin annoying and mght look good naked.
Naughty celebs - Where shall I begin? Dennis Quaid. He may not be naughty now, but he was 20 years ago, so he should be strung up in the oubliette half naked. His punishment should be torture by tickles so we get to see his stunning smile and fab abs. Oh, Connor Trinneer should be strung up next to him and have the same punishment. He's not naughty - I'd just like to see him for the same reasons as Dennis!
ReplyDeleteIf there's room, see if you can squeeze Jake Gyllenhaal and Sean William Scott in, too.
thank you
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU
THANK YOUUUUU!!!!!
Well I guess I'll have to go gay on this and say, Gerard Butler? My real first choice was Miley Cyrus but that might be kind of taboo. Then again, who am I kidding, look what fucking blog I'm on!
ReplyDeleteWil Harrison.com
What a poser!
ReplyDeleteDon doesn't need to do all that.
Donn doesn't need to do that either.
ReplyDeleteSx
Dear Mistress,
ReplyDeleteThank you for making my Sunday morning. Thank you, in fact, for preparing me for the coming week. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
*wipes screen, mops up chair*
Hai xl, Ms Boxer and CyberPete.
ReplyDeleteAll together now...
All Hail Mistress MJ!
*swooning*
ReplyDeletexoxoxo
XL: 1st!
ReplyDeleteYay!
DAMIEN: Colin Farrell.
For being both a human ashtray .... AND .... a douche who apparently only impregnates women to prove how TOTALLY NOT gay he is.
Next..............
We would be happy if he would just bathe.
BOXER: THIRD! But again, I was staring at the picture.
Let him go! Let him go!
Hai XL! Roses is going to sooooo happy when she sees this.
Happy? Or horny?
XL: Oubliette-worthy? The ShamWow Guy.
We shall install a giant Slap Chop in the oubliette and dice, chop and mince him in seconds.
CYBERPOOF: Remove that hideous pillow at once!
Oh, I'd say David Boreanaz and Harry Connick Jr. But I'm afraid what those naughty people coming here would do to them. So as a result I'll just keep them in my own private bedroom.
Maybe you could kidnap that guy from the Bourne triology?he is so frickin annoying and mght look good naked.
Like IVD, you are being greedy.
Wasn’t David Boreanaz’ arse enough for you?
IVD: Naughty celebs - Where shall I begin? Dennis Quaid. He may not be naughty now, but he was 20 years ago, so he should be strung up in the oubliette half naked. His punishment should be torture by tickles so we get to see his stunning smile and fab abs. Oh, Connor Trinneer should be strung up next to him and have the same punishment. He's not naughty - I'd just like to see him for the same reasons as Dennis!
If there's room, see if you can squeeze Jake Gyllenhaal and Sean William Scott in, too.
You insatiable slut!
We gave you plenty of eye candy when we presented Jake Gyllenhaal’s arse.
As for Dennis Quaid, perhaps we should focus instead on his brother Randy.
PELOSLOCOS: Welcome to Infomaniac!
WIL: Well I guess I'll have to go gay on this and say, Gerard Butler? My real first choice was Miley Cyrus but that might be kind of taboo. Then again, who am I kidding, look what fucking blog I'm on!
There’s no need for that kind of fucking language for fuck’s sake.
KAZ: What a poser!
Don doesn't need to do all that.
Don is a free agent.
SCARLET: Donn doesn't need to do that either.
You saucy minx!
ROSES: Dear Mistress,
Thank you for making my Sunday morning. Thank you, in fact, for preparing me for the coming week. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
*wipes screen, mops up chair*
All together now...
All Hail Mistress MJ!
Offerings may be left at the Shrine of Mistress MJ.
SAVANNAH: *swooning*
Swooning is the more acceptable response…
Unlike Roses who is slobbering rather than swooning.
I think the oubliette is too good for RDJ!
ReplyDelete“Do with him what you will, bitches”
Well I think you can imagine what I’ve done to him…Please have his rotting corpse removed from the oubliette at once! He’s starting to stink up the joint.
“Throw the next naughty celebrity down the hatch…Well, well, well, look who we have here…Welcome to the oubliette, Roman Poloanski…please be a dear and report to cell block teenybopper H and dispatch of Miley Cirus, Dakota Fanning, Demi Lovato and Ali Lohan for me...”
AYEM8Y: I think the oubliette is too good for RDJ!
ReplyDelete“Do with him what you will, bitches”
Well I think you can imagine what I’ve done to him…Please have his rotting corpse removed from the oubliette at once! He’s starting to stink up the joint.
“Throw the next naughty celebrity down the hatch…Well, well, well, look who we have here…Welcome to the oubliette, Roman Poloanski…please be a dear and report to cell block teenybopper H and dispatch of Miley Cirus, Dakota Fanning, Demi Lovato and Ali Lohan for me...”
*Febreezes liberally*
Thank you for taking time out from your duties as “the Anna Wintour” of the Truck Stop Fall Fashion Preview.
Thank you so for the glorious photographs!!!! I almost passed out my dear Mistress!!!! I love Robert Downey Jr. the man is a MAGNIFICANT work of art! Is there any way you can get rid of the blanket on the first photo and throw the pillow away on the second one? I can think of alot of things that can be done to and for that man, he would only have to ask! Thank you for making my weekend, my month, my end of the year etc. He is my favorite clothed or unclothed so I can not think of another I would want to see. So I am forever grateful to you - you rule MISTRESS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteANNA: Welcome to Infomaniac!
ReplyDeleteWe’re afraid that our spread on Robert Downey, Jr might be a little misleading.
We usually post photos of nekkid old men on this blog.
But you’re always welcome to come back.
And of course, you are encouraged to worship at the feet of Mistress MJ. That goes without saying, really.
p.s. Feel free to remove his pillow and blanket.
No, I want to see cock - David Boreanaz cock (or Harry Connick Jr's you pick which pecker)
ReplyDeleteyou could to a segment called Pick a pecker. Can you see the merchandising?
Gawd , the things these celebs have to do..........one almost feels sorry for them.
ReplyDeleteAlmost
CYBERPOOF: No, I want to see cock - David Boreanaz cock (or Harry Connick Jr's you pick which pecker)
ReplyDeleteyou could to a segment called Pick a pecker. Can you see the merchandising?
You’ll have to settle for a half-naked Harry Connick Jr.
BEAST: Gawd , the things these celebs have to do..........one almost feels sorry for them.
Almost
*Febreezes liberally again with the arrival of Beast*
Brucey!! but only for kinky reasons
ReplyDeleteBleugh!
ReplyDeleteHe has certainly ballooned or maybe he is just really bloated.
Still, he has that certain something about him.
The longer you keep him around, the faster your liquor stores will empty!
ReplyDelete...need I even say who I would like to see imprisoned in the oubliette?
ReplyDeleteJELLY MONSTER: Brucey!! but only for kinky reasons
ReplyDeleteWe have given you all the Brucey you’re going to get, young lady!
CYBERPOOF: Bleugh!
He has certainly ballooned or maybe he is just really bloated.
Still, he has that certain something about him.
Or perhaps he swallowed a bowling ball.
EROS: The longer you keep him around, the faster your liquor stores will empty!
I hadn’t thought of that…
Release him this instant!
LEAH: ...need I even say who I would like to see imprisoned in the oubliette?
We think not.
[Wants to go Downy on Robert's Junior]
ReplyDeleteKAPI: Ha!!!
ReplyDeleteTHE Rock, please?! And no pillows or linens.
ReplyDeleteJILL: THE Rock, please?! And no pillows or linens.
ReplyDeleteDo you think The Rock wears lace panties?
I like Johnny Depp but I think he's a tad too vanilla for the oubliette!
ReplyDeleteLA DIVA CUCINA: I like Johnny Depp but I think he's a tad too vanilla for the oubliette!
ReplyDeleteWe’re busy giving Johnny a bath at the moment.
Le sigh.....merci......
ReplyDeleteLA DIVA CUCINA: And here’s his cute little bottom!
ReplyDeleteAhh, but you are TOO kind, Mistress MJ! Merci, merci!
ReplyDeletex
LA DIVA CUCINA: Worship at the shrine of Mistress MJ.
ReplyDeleteIt’s all we ask.