Mistress MJ bends over backwards to entertain you lot.
Yet most of you ungrateful bitches couldn’t be bothered to prove your worthiness.
As punishment, she is taking the day off.
Chat amongst yourselves until Wednesday.
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ReplyDeleteSuckkkaaaas!! Yeah I've been waiting for like ever to be number 1!! wahoo!
ReplyDeleteOh you can bend me over anyday ;)
you'd better take the day off...you'll need 24 hours to nair that pelt off.
ReplyDeleteAha! That reminds me that I need to get a haircut tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteSome fine Canadian beaver there...
ReplyDeleteOh Hai XL!
ReplyDeleteFine, be that way.
ReplyDeleteI hope you are spending some personal time with some hair removal products
I will be round with the weed whacker later
ReplyDeleteDamn I am sure that thing just said 'Bring Me Knudsen'.
ReplyDeleteI chat with myself every day.
ReplyDeleteToday is no exception.
Sometimes You Bend Over Backwards For People & ................
ReplyDeleteTry bending over forwards. Much easier, and strangely more rewarding.
ReplyDeleteINCOMING!!!!!
ReplyDelete*Finally* you're doing something for me.
ReplyDeleteFrom the "Reduce to the max"-series.
ReplyDeleteFanny farts?
ReplyDeleteMx
BITCHES: You’re not off the hook yet.
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ is still cross with you.
"BITCHES: You’re not off the hook yet."
ReplyDelete"Mistress MJ is still cross with you.
Don't you mean, "Mistress MJ is still CROCS with you."
Which by the way are made from the slurry of Canadian beaver tail.
I clicked the picture but it didn't get bigger.
ReplyDeleteUh oh. You lot have done it now.
ReplyDeleteI can't possibly be blamed, as I wasn't even here!
Or maybe that's why?
Oh...
Actually, I always give you a starring role when I go over the Cusp, even though I haven't been there lately.
Oops! Forgot to vomit at the picture:
ReplyDelete* baaaaaaaarrffffffff *
IVD's only jealous his doesn't look like that.
ReplyDeleteI bet the friction burns make his look like an oversized scab.
I'm getting sick from that photo and all of you describing it. That's why I come here every day.
ReplyDeleteMJ, is that what you're going to wear for Halloween. If so, you're gonna scare the crap out of those little trick or treaters.
Mr Beastie needs his merkin back, he has started springing around all nekkid. It is most unsettling.
ReplyDeleteSx
Wow, you're very flexible, aren't you?
ReplyDeleteAnyway...
ReplyDeleteIt's Wednesday now. Where the fuck are you, slacker?
Would The Mistress like some Tequila?
ReplyDelete*downs tequila and throws assortment of shoes at all of you*
ReplyDelete*slips in IVD's barf*
*decides to post again regardless of your unworthiness*
What a huge hairy fish pie!
ReplyDeleteMITZI: What a huge hairy fish pie!
ReplyDeleteCare for a side order of bearded clams?