Thursday, October 15, 2009

Purveyor of Houseboys

We know we said we wouldn’t post anything new ‘til Friday but we thought you’d like to know why we’re so busy today.

Our Purveyor of Houseboys is here with a fresh supply.




Mistress MJ is busy inspecting the merchandise and will return on Friday.


[photo via Damien]
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24 comments:

  1. Roses1:02 PM, October 15, 2009

    First!

    I'm first!

    Yay!

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  2. Roses1:03 PM, October 15, 2009

    If you need a bum inspector...give me a shout.

    I'll make sure I do a good job for you. Quality control etc.

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  3. Leah1:07 PM, October 15, 2009

    Fourth from the right, please.

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  4. Ginro2:27 PM, October 15, 2009

    Why would Mistress MJ employ a bum inspector when there are plenty of perfectly good inspectors around?
    Not that I'm putting myself forward Mistress, as my area of expertise is the female variety, lol.

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  5. Kapitano2:31 PM, October 15, 2009

    Like the song says, "Halleluja! I'm a bum...inspector".

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  6. Kapitano2:34 PM, October 15, 2009

    If you ever need a new Pervertor of Houseboys...well I have some modest experience in the field.

    And slightly better dress sense.

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  7. INNER VOICES2:44 PM, October 15, 2009

    better than raining men i spose...

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  8. The Mistress3:00 PM, October 15, 2009

    BITCHES: Can’t you people see I’m busy?

    There appear to be cracks in the foundation!

    In our absence, we are leaving Kapitano, our new “Pervertor of Houseboys” in charge as he seems to have miraculously recuperated from the MANFLU after seeing this photo.

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  9. Anonymous3:21 PM, October 15, 2009

    "O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells"

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  10. LẌ3:37 PM, October 15, 2009

    Is The Mistress inspecting the new recruits for fruit basket potential?

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  11. FirstNations (soon no longer on hiatus)4:16 PM, October 15, 2009

    Voices: nothing is better than "It's Raining Men". Or running around outside and getting absolutely soaking wet. Now if you'll excuse me I've suddenly been overtaken by a strange urge to play 'Meaty Beaty Big And Bouncy' at high volume.

    MJ: I need sunglasses; sheesh. Talk about pallid Britbutt. Obviously taken on the beach at Bournemouth.

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  12. Yeah yeah yeah yeah whatever.4:19 PM, October 15, 2009

    ...WAIT!
    #2 ON THE RIGHT....

    THATS COPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!

    *swoons*

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  13. oh ferchrissakes4:24 PM, October 15, 2009

    ...AND #4 IS BEAST!!!!!!!!1 I'd know that furry fanny anywhere!

    #1-definitely Ratso. See that mole on the hip? Thats his 'ON' switch. Its bruised from having been hit so often. If you see what I mean.*snork*

    *swoons again*

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  14. Ginro6:31 PM, October 15, 2009

    Funniest comment I've seen on the Internet today:

    "Things that make me giggle: TV commercials about pads with wings and flaps and rudders and propellers and landing gear.

    Seriously, are these chicks having a period or going through flight school?"

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  15. ayeM8y8:18 PM, October 15, 2009

    Inspect the teeth, and give the penis a good squeeze to check for ooze. A complete brainwashing, radioactive dip, and sterilization should follow shortly after purchase. Believe me I know these things. I learned my lesson.

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  16. jason9:38 PM, October 15, 2009

    who farted?

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  17. eroswings10:15 PM, October 15, 2009

    Beautiful to look at.
    Lovely to hold.
    But if you break it,
    Then it's sold!

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  18. Jenny11:38 PM, October 15, 2009

    tan marks? really?

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  19. The Mistress12:40 AM, October 16, 2009

    BITCHES: Mistress MJ is presently testing the new batch of houseboys on their ability to mix a martini.

    What is MS. NATIONS yacking on about when she says "soon no longer on hiatus"?

    *thanks AYEM8Y for valuable advice*

    *giggles at JASON*

    Where is that damn KAPITANO?

    Must publish Filthy Friday NOW!

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  20. INNER VOICES1:13 AM, October 16, 2009

    i double dog dare nations to post something....

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  21. Damien1:33 AM, October 16, 2009

    I absolutely adore that photo of the lady inspecting the men's arses.

    So cute.

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  22. The Mistress10:26 AM, October 16, 2009

    VOICES: i double dog dare nations to post something....

    *still waiting*

    DAMIEN: I absolutely adore that photo of the lady inspecting the men's arses.
    So cute.

    When I saw it on your blog I knew it would have a good second home here.

    Thank you.

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  23. boneman3:28 PM, October 16, 2009

    I have heard on many occasion that I would do well in a butt contest, despite my age.
    although I've no tan lines to add to the general view.

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  24. The Mistress3:47 PM, October 16, 2009

    BONEMAN: I have heard on many occasion that I would do well in a butt contest, despite my age.
    although I've no tan lines to add to the general view.

    Send us a photo of your butt to add to our Gallery of Alluring Arses.

    Or are you all talk and no action?

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