Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Sculpture Garden

We’ve been thinking about installing a sculpture garden here on the grounds of Infomaniac.

We want statuary that represents who we are and what to expect when you walk through our doors.

What do you think of this one?


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Any other suggestions?
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  1. LẌ10:19 PM, October 05, 2009

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  2. LẌ10:28 PM, October 05, 2009

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  3. Leah10:29 PM, October 05, 2009

    How do you get here so fast? I haven't been first since I was knee high to a grasshopper.

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  4. Leah10:38 PM, October 05, 2009

    I've got a heck of a sculpture fer ya. I've been trying to figure out what to do with this sexy minotaur for ages...

    Check him out.

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  5. LẌ10:49 PM, October 05, 2009

    Yay, 2nd!

    I would like a Tinkerbell Statue.

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  6. The Mistress10:57 PM, October 05, 2009

    XL: We all know it’s YOU!

    LEAH: I've got a heck of a sculpture fer ya. I've been trying to figure out what to do with this sexy minotaur for ages...

    He’s perfect!

    The houseboys will enjoy polishing him to a sheeny perfection.

    XL: I would like a Tinkerbell Statue.

    How is she supposed to take flight?

    You’ve chained her to a rock for heaven’s sake.

    This isn’t the oubliette, you know.

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  7. Leah10:59 PM, October 05, 2009

    I'm first due to the sweet charity of XL. I never knew first could taste so fine. But what about the buffet? I ate there just last night, and although it was a trifle expensive, the meat was fresh!

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  8. LẌ11:20 PM, October 05, 2009

    @Leah:

    I decided to save the buffet for the next Infomaniac Weenie Roast instead.

    Last night? [sigh] I've been looking for a tuna buffet for longer than I care to admit.

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  9. The Mistress11:45 PM, October 05, 2009

    LEAH & XL: May I remind you that the topic is statuary not smörgåsbord?

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  10. Romeo Morningwood12:06 AM, October 06, 2009

    Speaking of statutory, as far as I know bestiality is still illegal in many parts of the country.

    So I'm concerned about the bit on the front showing a plucked Hen with a Cock's head? No wait, the head is just Spongebob's buddy Patrick.
    Never mind.

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  11. Romeo Morningwood12:07 AM, October 06, 2009

    Now my head is gone!
    WTH?

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  12. Romeo Morningwood12:13 AM, October 06, 2009

    There I finally got some head.

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  13. Old Knudsen12:13 AM, October 06, 2009

    Get a fountain with people spraying from their mouths as that is what i want to do on Filthy Fridays.

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  14. Leah12:17 AM, October 06, 2009

    Sorry MJ, I guess we just got a little distracted...I'm easily distractible, you know...

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  15. Jenny12:17 AM, October 06, 2009

    I didn't look, I just want to know who the hell squander first and second!!!

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  16. CyberPete1:08 AM, October 06, 2009

    How about one of those Eros sculptures that pees vodka?

    I'm sure any of the old Greek male gods will do.

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  17. The Mistress1:18 AM, October 06, 2009

    DONN: Speaking of statutory, as far as I know bestiality is still illegal in many parts of the country.
    So I'm concerned about the bit on the front showing a plucked Hen with a Cock's head? No wait, the head is just Spongebob's buddy Patrick.
    Never mind.

    Mistress MJ knows nothing of SpongeBob except for the fact that BEAST has a SpongeBob motif all over his underpants.

    Is it the same for you too?

    DONN: Now my head is gone!
    WTH?
    There I finally got some head.

    Was it good for you, too?

    KNUDSEN: Get a fountain with people spraying from their mouths as that is what i want to do on Filthy Fridays.

    Spraying or spewing?

    Which reminds me…

    Are you still having a problem with the drip?

    LEAH: Sorry MJ, I guess we just got a little distracted...I'm easily distractible, you know...

    Short attention spans…

    All of you.

    BOXER: I didn't look, I just want to know who the hell squander first and second!!!

    Could we get back on topic?

    Thank you.

    CYBERPOOF: How about one of those Eros sculptures that pees vodka?
    I'm sure any of the old Greek male gods will do.

    We were not aware that Eros pees vodka!

    *forms queue to drink from Eros’ faucet*

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  18. eroswings2:21 AM, October 06, 2009

    Now I know I'm drinking too much when I'm pissing out alcohol!

    I'd like to see the rest of that sculpture before I offer an opinion. It looks incomplete somehow...or did someone run off with the other part?

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  19. Damien3:45 AM, October 06, 2009

    Looks like two balls and a PART of a cock.

    Im not liking that at all!

    I am voting a solid no Mistres.

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  20. savannah4:19 AM, October 06, 2009

    it's 4am here and 19 comments already? i mean WTF? xoxo

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  21. KAZ4:35 AM, October 06, 2009

    How about a sculpture of two legs in green elf shorts and stripey tights enclosing a bottle of Jameson's.
    NO - that's too ridiculous!

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  22. Anonymous6:06 AM, October 06, 2009

    CyberPete, you mean something like Maneken Pis on steroids? A little tooo cute ... Maybe this garden can be something like an excitation?

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  23. Anonymous6:13 AM, October 06, 2009

    "Loveland in Jeju, Seoul (South Korea) was put up by 20 artists in 2002. The outdoor sculpture theme park was opened on 16 November 2004. It showcases 140 art pieces created by graduates from the Hongik University in Seoul. The focus of the park is based on the ‘sex’ theme and it consists of sexually-oriented and erotic works of art. Each month, there will be an additional featured exhibition by various Korean artists."
    This text and about other collections here.

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  24. Ms Scarlet7:56 AM, October 06, 2009

    What about THIS?
    Sx

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  25. The Mistress9:27 AM, October 06, 2009

    EROS: Now I know I'm drinking too much when I'm pissing out alcohol!
    I'd like to see the rest of that sculpture before I offer an opinion. It looks incomplete somehow...or did someone run off with the other part?

    We can only assume that CyberPoof nibbled off the other bit, thinking it a large piece of chocolate.

    DAMIEN: Looks like two balls and a PART of a cock.
    Im not liking that at all!
    I am voting a solid no Mistres.

    But we planned on placing a Vagina dentata sculpture next to it.

    SAVANNAH: it's 4am here and 19 comments already? i mean WTF? xoxo

    You should have set your alarm.

    KAZ: How about a sculpture of two legs in green elf shorts and stripey tights enclosing a bottle of Jameson's.
    NO - that's too ridiculous!

    You’re brilliant, KAZ!

    We could place it at the entrance to Infomaniac.

    However, it might create a “bottleneck” in traffic!

    MAGO: CyberPete, you mean something like Maneken Pis on steroids? A little tooo cute ... Maybe this garden can be something like an excitation?
    "Loveland in Jeju, Seoul (South Korea) was put up by 20 artists in 2002. The outdoor sculpture theme park was opened on 16 November 2004. It showcases 140 art pieces created by graduates from the Hongik University in Seoul. The focus of the park is based on the ‘sex’ theme and it consists of sexually-oriented and erotic works of art. Each month, there will be an additional featured exhibition by various Korean artists."
    This text and about other collections here.

    Liebeland…ja!

    This sculpture demonstrates perfectly our “nekkid old men” theme, doesn’t it?

    In fact, any of those pieces would be a welcome addition.

    We may send you to Seoul to conduct further research into this matter.

    SCARLET: What about THIS?

    If we’re installing a Koons, why not make it a Cicciolina? (first photo…not the one below it of Michael Jackson and Bubbles!)

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  26. Lulu LaBonne10:36 AM, October 06, 2009

    Will you be adding a chocolate fountain to the sculpture garden - one big enough to swim in.
    (dunno why but I've developed a taste for that kind of thing lately )

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  27. The Mistress10:43 AM, October 06, 2009

    LULU: Will you be adding a chocolate fountain to the sculpture garden - one big enough to swim in.
    (dunno why but I've developed a taste for that kind of thing lately )

    Big enough for you?

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  28. Heff12:18 PM, October 06, 2009

    A "Houseboys Peeing" fountain.

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  29. BEAST12:24 PM, October 06, 2009

    I vote for old Kudsen and Donn in various classical poses , knudsen could have a strategically placed cap to obscure his credentials

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  30. LẌ12:58 PM, October 06, 2009

    Mistress, I suffer from monophobia, fear of the number one.

    I have tried to overcome this fear by being "1st!" as often as possible. You will note that I am so overwhelmed by fear that I always panic and forget to include "yay!" or an actual comment on the topic at hand.

    I can no longer live with this anxiety, so I will henceforth take my place further back in the queue.

    [resumes fluffing pillows and weeping]

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  31. The Mistress2:03 PM, October 06, 2009

    HEFF: A "Houseboys Peeing" fountain.

    You and Wil can pose for it.

    BEAST: I vote for old Kudsen and Donn in various classical poses , knudsen could have a strategically placed cap to obscure his credentials

    Splendid!

    They look fab in your posing pouches.

    XL: Mistress, I suffer from monophobia, fear of the number one.
    I have tried to overcome this fear by being "1st!" as often as possible. You will note that I am so overwhelmed by fear that I always panic and forget to include "yay!" or an actual comment on the topic at hand.
    I can no longer live with this anxiety, so I will henceforth take my place further back in the queue.
    [resumes fluffing pillows and weeping]

    Fear of number one?

    Why didn’t you say so?

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  32. CyberPete2:30 PM, October 06, 2009

    You know where you'll find me at the vodka arrangement.

    Do you have any more chocolate?

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  33. Sageb16:08 PM, October 06, 2009

    if i remember about ancient history, in some cultures two leaders made a peace pact by holding each other's penis.

    thus, a phalli statue usually represented a monument to some important pact.

    but once the womenfolk gazed upon those monuments, they decided to run off and drink wine and sacrifice young male virgins to some god called Pan.

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  34. jason6:19 PM, October 06, 2009

    It's ok, but it'd be classier as a champagne fountain.

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  35. The Mistress6:24 PM, October 06, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: You know where you'll find me at the vodka arrangement.
    Do you have any more chocolate?

    Kindly remove your lips from the spigot.

    Others want to drink from the Eros’ fountain too.

    STEVE: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    if i remember about ancient history, in some cultures two leaders made a peace pact by holding each other's penis.
    thus, a phalli statue usually represented a monument to some important pact.
    but once the womenfolk gazed upon those monuments, they decided to run off and drink wine and sacrifice young male virgins to some god called Pan.

    Pantastic!

    Your theory ties in nicely here on Infomaniac where we witness a lot of penis-holding and secret penis pacts.

    It’s all done very tastefully here, of course.

    JASON: It's ok, but it'd be classier as a champagne fountain.

    Will you be holding your champagne “flute” up to the fountain?

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  36. Manuel6:33 PM, October 06, 2009

    all balls n no shaft....like life really....

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  37. The Mistress6:52 PM, October 06, 2009

    MANUEL: all balls n no shaft....like life really....

    Bollocks to that!

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