As a show of gratitude for your continued patronage, Mistress MJ will send postcards of Canada to a chosen few.
Due to budget restraints following restorations on the Oubliette, the Plaid Room and the Polka Dot Room; not to mention construction of the Moat; we can only send out a limited number of postcards.
Tell us why you would like to receive a postcard from Mistress MJ.
Ten lucky winners will be drawn and the results posted on Tuesday.
Because:
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* Official Pillow Fluffer
* Personal IT Consultant
Because I didn’t know you guys celebrated Thanksgiving in Canada.
ReplyDeleteCopycats.
Like ya’ll have something to be thankful for.
Really now...
We Native Americans like to call it Columbus Day.
ReplyDeleteAnd Maize.
.............because this one only has one Mistress. As it should be.
ReplyDeleteDang! I was going to use that pic in my TG post.
ReplyDeletethanks a lot.
Because....
ReplyDelete- I'm hopelessly devoted to you
- I just can't get you out of my head
- I've had the time of my life
- only you can make this world seem right
- slightly worn but dignified and not too old for sex
- I've got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of money
Now think about it seriously you know it makes sense!
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your houseboys. I hope they are busy preparing you a fabulous meal.
ReplyDeleteYou'll need some wine to go with that...
*pours MJ a large glass of red*
Oh my gods! 'Petra should get all ten postcards for his answer. In fact, he should get all ten for that ABBA line, alone!
ReplyDeleteActually, give him 9 - I want a postcard, otherwise: "I ('ll) put a spell on you". Besides, the rum 'scratch n sniff' corner on the last postcard you sent has almost been scratched n sniffed away - I need something to replace it.
Oh, yeah, and: Have a happy thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteDid you ever receive the postcard I sent to you?
ReplyDelete(Good grief Roses, you're turning into a right wino, lol.)
ReplyDeleteBeing partially responsible (the oubliette) for your financial misfortune and knowing how difficult it can be, I will waive my chance for a postcard from you Msitress, as much as I would have loved to have one.
aym8y said:
Like ya’ll have something to be thankful for..
That they are not Americans, lol.
Is that Jane Russell?
ReplyDeleteYou should send me a postcard cause you know you want to have carnival knowledge of me and it might get you closer to said activity.
Wil Harrison.com
happy thanksgiving, sugar! since its a random drawing, sure why not, my luck is rolling 80/20 anyway, right?
ReplyDeletexoxoxox
I am an elderly person based in the North West of England where the sky is always grey and the rain lashes down.
ReplyDeleteMy biggest treat is fish 'n chips on a Friday night when I stumble home along t'cobbles from t'mill.
Imagine how that postcard would enhance my drab and deprived life.
XL: Because:
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* Official Pillow Fluffer
* Personal IT Consultant
You really are everything, aren’t you?
AYEM8Y: Because I didn’t know you guys celebrated Thanksgiving in Canada.
Copycats.
Like ya’ll have something to be thankful for.
Really now...
As Ginro said, we’re thankful we’re not Americans.
And take note …
Canada’s first Thanksgiving ceremony was in 1578.
The first American Thanksgiving wasn’t until 1621.
JASON: We Native Americans like to call it Columbus Day.
And Maize.
A-maizing.
DAMIEN: .............because this one only has one Mistress. As it should be.
You may rise now.
KEVIN: Dang! I was going to use that pic in my TG post.
thanks a lot.
Didn’t you notice it’s STAINED?
CYBERPOOF: Because....
- I'm hopelessly devoted to you
- I just can't get you out of my head
- I've had the time of my life
- only you can make this world seem right
- slightly worn but dignified and not too old for sex
- I've got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of money
Now think about it seriously you know it makes sense!
See IVD’s comment.
You automatically get a postcard as I promised you one ages ago.
ROSES: Happy Thanksgiving to you and your houseboys. I hope they are busy preparing you a fabulous meal.
You'll need some wine to go with that...
*pours MJ a large glass of red*
*accepts vino with pleasure but unclear as to whether or not Roses wants a postcard*
IVD: Oh my gods! 'Petra should get all ten postcards for his answer. In fact, he should get all ten for that ABBA line, alone!
Actually, give him 9 - I want a postcard, otherwise: "I ('ll) put a spell on you". Besides, the rum 'scratch n sniff' corner on the last postcard you sent has almost been scratched n sniffed away - I need something to replace it.
Oh, yeah, and: Have a happy thanksgiving!
*ponders how to top the scratch ‘n’ sniff postcard from last year*
Cake crumbs?
MAGO: Did you ever receive the postcard I sent to you?
Not only did I receive it…I saved it!
*reminds Mago about “bildpostkarte” email from March of this year*
GINRO: (Good grief Roses, you're turning into a right wino, lol.)
Being partially responsible (the oubliette) for your financial misfortune and knowing how difficult it can be, I will waive my chance for a postcard from you Msitress, as much as I would have loved to have one.
aym8y said:
Like ya’ll have something to be thankful for..
That they are not Americans, lol.
Thank you for accepting fiscal responsibility but you are encouraged to submit your name should you truly desire a postcard.
WIL: Is that Jane Russell?
You should send me a postcard cause you know you want to have carnival knowledge of me and it might get you closer to said activity.
Yes, that IS Jane Russell doing a “lift and separate” movement on the turkey.
Carnival knowledge of you?
Like (Seinfeld’s) George Costanza’s mother, I say to you…“I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!”
SAVANNAH: happy thanksgiving, sugar! since its a random drawing, sure why not, my luck is rolling 80/20 anyway, right?
Roll the dice, sugar!
KAZ: I am an elderly person based in the North West of England where the sky is always grey and the rain lashes down.
My biggest treat is fish 'n chips on a Friday night when I stumble home along t'cobbles from t'mill.
Imagine how that postcard would enhance my drab and deprived life.
Does Postman Pat deliver to Manchester?
show me yours .. i'll show you mine.
ReplyDelete(stamps, of course!!! .. what else were you thinking???)
Thank you darling!
ReplyDeleteIDV: I knew you'd get the Abba line.
because it might have the dionne quints on it?
ReplyDeleteCARNALIS: show me yours .. i'll show you mine.
ReplyDelete(stamps, of course!!! .. what else were you thinking???)
Is that a yes or a no to a postcard?
CYBERPOOF: Thank you darling!
IDV: I knew you'd get the Abba line.
You and IVD are a couple of dancing queens.
NORMADESMOND: because it might have the dionne quints on it?
We’ve come a long way from Dionne Quints to OctoMom, haven’t we?
Ah Thanksgiving...what better way to remember how delusions of Manifest Destiny allowed the Foreign Invaders to backstab the First Asians who had saved them from certain death...and give thanks.
ReplyDeleteSort of makes ya warm and tingly all over donnit?
If the guests keep getting on her nerves, that turkey isn't the only one that's going to get carved!
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteI would like a postcard so that I can analyse your handwriting.
Sx
MJ said:
ReplyDeleteDoes Postman Pat deliver to Manchester?
Well I hope so as that is where I live too.
I would like a postcard from MJ as Infomaniac is my rock of sanity in a mad bad world and the only site likely to put a smile on my face.
Ginro, I am not an old wino!
ReplyDeleteWino implies smelly cardigans, slippers and vomit.
I am impecably dressed and smell tonight of JPG Classique!
MJ, I'd love a postcard, but as I'm the newbie on the block, I thought I'd get some arse-kissing in for next year - when you've had longer to get to know and loathe me!
*pours MJ another glass of fine red wine*
Well thank god for that MJ
ReplyDeleteI need a bedtime cocktail Roses. Fancy a mudslide?
Happy Thanksgiving .
ReplyDeletePlease don't show us pictures of the houseboys 'stuffing' the turkey .
I should get a postcard for all the foul things you make up about me on a weekly basis .
***snuggles under delicatly fragranced duvet***
I'd rather have the cash.
ReplyDeleteass.......that is all....
ReplyDeleteRoses, I didn't say you were 'old', lol. I tried to find out what that perfume smells like but there's no scratch and sniff on the Internet. Personally I like to wear Dolce and Gabbana.
ReplyDeleteOooh MJ, I just thought of another reason why I'd like a postcard. If you won't have my babies then a postcard will have to suffice for me instead.
Awhhhh memories, I love turkey naps
ReplyDeleteAnd ths is what happens when you get bored. You go to sites like Virtual Makeover and mess about with a photo of yourself.
ReplyDeleteWho doesn't want a postcard from their mistress?
ReplyDeleteI have a postcard from you--how could I be so selfish as to ask for another?
ReplyDelete...so does that thoughtfulness get me another?...
oh wait it's a drawing.
ReplyDeleteOkay, put me in.
because I've sent you schnizz.
ReplyDeleteok, ok,
please?
Kaz, are you sure you don't live in Vancouver? It's pretty much the same weather-wise...
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving, MJ! And to all my fellow Canucks. Say yes to heaps of turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie (I have two baking as I type... the smell is heavenly!).
A postcard? Well, it would cost a helluva lot less to mail one to me than nine to CyberPete! Since Ginro has been attempting to put you in the poorhouse, I will attempt to be more fiscally responsible.
This just in: Canadian Thanksgiving
ReplyDeleteSo no new post today?
ReplyDeleteYou are such a copykitten
A copy kitten Pete???? she is a feckless lazy baggage is what she is!
ReplyDeleteBeastie, What does that make me?
ReplyDeleteI dread to think what you all say about me..
Cyberpete, I've never had a mudslide...so yes please. I'd love to try one!
ReplyDeleteGinro, Classique is warm with lots of vanilla and rose. Not for the subtle.
DONN: Ah Thanksgiving...what better way to remember how delusions of Manifest Destiny allowed the Foreign Invaders to backstab the First Asians who had saved them from certain death...and give thanks.
ReplyDeleteSort of makes ya warm and tingly all over donnit?
I believe that warm and tingly feeling is a result of all the Typtophan I’ve ingested.
EROS: If the guests keep getting on her nerves, that turkey isn't the only one that's going to get carved!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Be on your best behaviour if you want to see dessert.
SCARLET: Happy Thanksgiving!
I would like a postcard so that I can analyse your handwriting.
Mistress MJ writes in block letters so that may be a challenge.
Although when I sent mail to Tazzy and Piggy, they thought it was the sign of a psychopath.
GINRO: MJ said:
Does Postman Pat deliver to Manchester?
Well I hope so as that is where I live too.
I would like a postcard from MJ as Infomaniac is my rock of sanity in a mad bad world
and the only site likely to put a smile on my face.
I don’t know if this blog is big enough to contain TWO Mancunians!
If Infomaniac is your rock of sanity, we shudder to think of how bizarre your life must be.
You are always welcome to crawl into the oubliette.
ROSES: Ginro, I am not an old wino!
Wino implies smelly cardigans, slippers and vomit.
I am impecably dressed and smell tonight of JPG Classique!
MJ, I'd love a postcard, but as I'm the newbie on the block, I thought I'd get some arse-kissing in for next year - when you've had longer to get to know and loathe me!
*pours MJ another glass of fine red wine*
Are you in or out?
Make up your mind.
CYBERPETE: Well thank god for that MJ
I need a bedtime cocktail Roses. Fancy a mudslide?
Best not to mention mudslides in this part of the country.
BEAST: Happy Thanksgiving .
ReplyDeletePlease don't show us pictures of the houseboys 'stuffing' the turkey .
I should get a postcard for all the foul things you make up about me on a weekly basis .
***snuggles under delicatly fragranced duvet***
Mistress MJ does not have to fictionalize the reality show that is the Beast.
MITZI: I'd rather have the cash.
Infomaniac is not a charity.
Although I may consider making a contribution to the Tranny Wish Foundation in your name.
MANUEL: ass.......that is all....
Sold.
You get a lifetime supply of any damn thing you want.
GINRO: Roses, I didn't say you were 'old', lol. I tried to find out what that perfume smells like but there's no scratch and sniff on the Internet. Personally I like to wear Dolce and Gabbana.
Oooh MJ, I just thought of another reason why I'd like a postcard. If you won't have my babies then a postcard will have to suffice for me instead.
Are you forgetting that Infomaniac has a scratch ‘n’ sniff feature?
We shall arrange for Roses to deposit her scent here.
And there will be no more talk of your babies.
JELLY MONSTER: Awhhhh memories, I love turkey naps
Is it all a distant, hazy memory now?
Click on XL’s “Canadian Thanksgiving” link in his comment.
Maybe your Irish friends could recreate the holiday for you.
GINRO: And ths is what happens when you get bored. You go to sites like Virtual Makeover and mess about with a photo of yourself.
ReplyDeleteYou’re not going to show us the new you?
We want to see what you’d look like with cornrows.
ELLIE: Welcome to Infomaniac!
LEAH: I have a postcard from you--how could I be so selfish as to ask for another?
...so does that thoughtfulness get me another?...
oh wait it's a drawing.
Okay, put me in.
You’re in.
Afterall, you’re making an amigurumi for me, aren’t you?
BOXER: because I've sent you schnizz.
ok, ok,
please?
You sent me the useful plastic thingy, remember?
PONITA: Kaz, are you sure you don't live in Vancouver? It's pretty much the same weather-wise...
Happy Thanksgiving, MJ! And to all my fellow Canucks. Say yes to heaps of turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie (I have two baking as I type... the smell is
heavenly!).
A postcard? Well, it would cost a helluva lot less to mail one to me than nine to CyberPete! Since Ginro has been attempting to put you in the poorhouse, I will attempt to be more fiscally responsible.
Mistress MJ’s pumpkin pie takes up an entire shelf in the refrigerator.
Does Canada Post deliver to Winnipeg?
XL: This just in: Canadian Thanksgiving
That’s exactly what it’s like!
Right down to the Celine Dion trash talking.
CYBERPOOF, BEAST & ROSES: Shut up.
The lot of you.
I'm very much into Dolce & Gabbana!
ReplyDeleteYou know I love you MJ.
Oh and I love Leah too
CYBERPOOF: Miss Scarlet could use some love.
ReplyDeletePop over there asap.
There, there..
ReplyDeleteI love Miss Scarlet too.
Hell, I love most but obviously you, Miss Scarlet and Leah are special.
I don't want a postcard. I'm afraid of what images would be on the card. Especially if you send it out on a Friday. You know United States postal workers are unstable people...
ReplyDeleteRoses, I went and sought that perfume out today to see (see???) what it smelt like...how can I see what something smells like??? OK let me try again...
ReplyDeleteRoses, I went and had a smell of that perfume today. It's actually very nice.
Mistress MJ, pic sent in an email, lol.
And...
ReplyDeleteA bas ce genre de chose!
So you don't love me Cyberpete?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to pour MJ a glass of tequila, lay out the lime and salt and then I'm going to sulk.
Ginro...it's a great one for cool days.
I think Mistress would prefer something more spicey and classic like Mitsouko by Guerlain.
(I used to sell fragrance)
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ReplyDeleteFar to busy to enter prize draws!
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving - will you have turkey?
CYBERPOOF: There, there..
ReplyDeleteI love Miss Scarlet too.
Hell, I love most but obviously you, Miss Scarlet and Leah are special.
You are just saying that to get into my shoes.
I think you are a little in love with Donn.
AWKWARD: I don't want a postcard. I'm afraid of what images would be on the card. Especially if you send it out on a Friday. You know United States postal workers are unstable people...
Ah yes, the nation that created the term “going postal.”
GINRO: Roses, I went and sought that perfume out today to see (see???) what it smelt like...how can I see what something smells like??? OK let me try again...
Roses, I went and had a smell of that perfume today. It's actually very nice.
Mistress MJ, pic sent in an email, lol.
And...
A bas ce genre de chose!
That pic may not be safe in Mistress MJ’s hands.
ROSES: So you don't love me Cyberpete?
I'm going to pour MJ a glass of tequila, lay out the lime and salt and then I'm going to sulk.
Ginro...it's a great one for cool days.
I think Mistress would prefer something more spicey and classic like Mitsouko by Guerlain.
(I used to sell fragrance)
Mmmm….Mitsouko with tequila.
FROBI: Far to busy to enter prize draws!
Happy Thanksgiving - will you have turkey?
The Houseboys are busy stuffing the turkey as we speak.
But Beast doesn’t want me to post pics.
I’m happy you’ve FINALLY posted something new!
Oh great. I told you Roses has been at the wine too much. Look what I found -
ReplyDeleteRoses at the wine again
I got me some love from Cyberpete!
ReplyDeleteIt's cause his feet are now sparkling.
GINRO: Oh great. I told you Roses has been at the wine too much. Look what I found -
ReplyDeleteRoses at the wine again
She’s a spirited woman is our Roses.
LEAH: I got me some love from Cyberpete!
It's cause his feet are now sparkling.
His entire body is coated in glitter.