Friday, October 23, 2009

Filthy Friday


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35 comments:

  1. Second? (you don't count, MJ)

    and who is this Jason? He's funnee.

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  2. BOXER: Click on "Jason" on my Blogroll for further entertainment.

    He's Infomaniac's Official Furniture Fairy, by the way, but he has many talents.

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  3. Infomaniac Labs, bringing you the latest in Scratch-N-Sniff technology!


    Oh Hai Boxer & Savannah!

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  4. Don't forget to get a gander at the lace curtain--you know how much we all love incongruous daintiness!

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  5. I'm not sure I want to be 80 years old and have my face shoved into a70 year old ass. Just not sure.

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  6. Jason also had Project Runway on HIS blog roll so I adore him.

    Hai XL and Savannah!

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  7. "Dan couldn't utter a scream as his face was getting sucked into Jeffrey's arse in a reverse fart."

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  8. He's looking for his wristwatch, which got left up there.

    Somehow.

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  9. Sometimes Geoffrey wished they had paid the extra for The Discovery Chanel

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  10. Blow up doll?

    Prostate exams on the NHS?

    Are you sure this is one of those new 3D viewers?

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  11. "What a big anus!"

    "What a big anus!"

    "There was no need to repeat it."

    "I didn't."

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  12. Reminds me of a pig snuffling for truffles. Look at those ghastly net curtains.

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  13. SAVANNAH: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

    No one is forcing you to visit on Fridays, you know.

    XL: Infomaniac Labs, bringing you the latest in Scratch-N-Sniff technology!

    Infomaniac Labs’ Armpit Division is busy at work too.

    LEAH: Don't forget to get a gander at the lace curtain--you know how much we all love incongruous daintiness!

    I expect there are doilies scattered about the room as well.

    And the odd antimacassar.

    MICHAEL RIVERS: I'm not sure I want to be 80 years old and have my face shoved into a70 year old ass. Just not sure.

    True. You might want to go for a older man.

    BOXER: Jason also had Project Runway on HIS blog roll so I adore him.

    Jason IS adorable.

    PONITA: "Dan couldn't utter a scream as his face was getting sucked into Jeffrey's arse in a reverse fart."

    As a nurse, do you frequently encounter reverse farts?

    Could someone spontaneously combust as a result?

    KAPI: He's looking for his wristwatch, which got left up there.
    Somehow.


    Mistress MJ lost a bracelet once.

    Unfortunately, insurance doesn’t cover such loss.

    CYBERPOOF: That bedspread is hIdeous!

    Is that BEAST’S stinky duvet?

    GINRO: Siamese twins.

    I believe the politically correct term is “conjoined twins” and I’m sure this is a textbook case.

    BEAST: Sometimes Geoffrey wished they had paid the extra for The Discovery Chanel

    You’ve made us titter but we all recognize your stinky duvet in the photo.

    GINRO: Blow up doll?
    Prostate exams on the NHS?
    Are you sure this is one of those new 3D viewers?


    Mistress MJ cannot keep up with the technology.

    ROSES: "What a big anus!"
    "What a big anus!"
    "There was no need to repeat it."
    "I didn't."


    Roses said “anus”. Twice.

    Teehee.

    SCARLET: I spy a tan line. Tut.

    But you wouldn’t want to be sucking on those awful orange self-tanners now, would you?

    EROS: Sponge Bob finds Patrick!

    Mistress MJ knows nothing of these characters except that their images are to be found on BEAST’s boxer shorts.

    MITZI: Reminds me of a pig snuffling for truffles. Look at those ghastly net curtains.

    What would Miss Mitzi suggest to replace the ghastly net curtains?

    French café curtains?

    Surely not sheers. You don’t want the neighbours gawking.

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  14. A H T Z Q R P

    Ok sir, now the fourth line...

    Wil Harrison.com

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  15. Never mind Geoff - this has given me a panic attack.

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  16. WIL: A H T Z Q R P
    Ok sir, now the fourth line...


    Infomaniac is available in Braille should you have difficulty reading this.

    CYBERPOOF: I bet it smells like it

    Don’t tell me you sniffed it?

    KAZ: Never mind Geoff - this has given me a panic attack.

    Quick! Summon XL with the Vicodin!

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  17. Yuk! I wish someone would tell Beast to get his hair cut.

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  18. PIGGY: Yuk! I wish someone would tell Beast to get his hair cut.

    Beast has no interest in personal hygiene.

    One of us is going to have to stage an intervention.

    *looks for ten-foot pole, a pair of tongs and gardening shears*

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  19. (codger)"Hey! Pretend the cavalry is coming over the hill! *doot da doot da doooo!rrrrRRRbbbbt! foooooooo! prooot proot boop meep meep meep woop woop woop!* Oh no! Here comes General Custer! *BOOPBOOP! PBBBBBT! TOOTDAWOOP DATOOT! BBBBBBBBP!* Watch out General Custer, the Indians are attacking! *POOT poot poobbbbbbbtttt frapfrapdefrap wubba wubba toot de toot*

    (codgee)'Y'know, this stopped being funny a long time ago, Granpa.'

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  20. The one, the only, the original, Scratch and Sniff.

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  21. ack!ack!

    looks like he's trying to put it on. like a sweater or something.

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  22. It looks quite fun and pleasurable. Not that I have had that done to me....nope sure haven't had that done.

    *cough*

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  23. NATIONS: (codger)"Hey! Pretend the cavalry is coming over the hill! *doot da doot da doooo!rrrrRRRbbbbt! foooooooo! prooot proot boop meep meep meep woop woop woop!* Oh no! Here comes General Custer! *BOOPBOOP! PBBBBBT! TOOTDAWOOP DATOOT! BBBBBBBBP!* Watch out General Custer, the Indians are attacking! *POOT poot poobbbbbbbtttt frapfrapdefrap wubba wubba toot de toot*
    (codgee)'Y'know, this stopped being funny a long time ago, Granpa.'


    I am praying to Mr. Egyptian Penis Man for your safe return from hiatus.

    GINRO: The one, the only, the original, Scratch and Sniff.

    Soon to be copied by Smell-O-Vision.

    KEVIN: ack!ack!
    looks like he's trying to put it on. like a sweater or something.


    He seems to have got his head stuck in the armhole.

    AWA: It looks quite fun and pleasurable. Not that I have had that done to me....nope sure haven't had that done.
    *cough*


    I see you’ve put down the vodka bottle long enough to leave a comment.

    AYEM8Y: Mmm...Low Hangers...

    Not as low as these.

    CYBERPOOF: Never!
    The shame!


    Oh, you DID.

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