Thursday, October 08, 2009

Don’t Leave Home Without It

Mistress MJ never leaves home without her lippy.


[photo via]

How about you, bitches?

Besides the obvious housekeys, phone and cash …

What can’t you leave home without?

28 comments:

  1. Clothes...I'd hate to imagine what kind of filthy germs I might sit on while out and about in public. Plus, I wouldn't want to get a sunburn or frostbite on the sensitive parts.

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  2. The last remaining tattered shreds of my dignity.

    And even then I forget........... dammitt.

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  3. 3rd! I'm 3rd. Yay me!

    I never leave home without my MP3 player. Never.

    Also, tucked in my wallet is a condom...in case of firemen.

    Well a girl has to dream....

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  4. PS. MJ, how is your flaming uterous?

    *Fills a hot water bottle, leaves some painkillers. Tip toes out*

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  5. Glasses.


    Oh Hai Roses!

    [regrets not going to firefighter school]

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  6. Wet wipes for unexpected spillages, and Fabreze - in case I meet Mr Beastie.
    Sx

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  7. I never leave the house without a mattress strapped to my back.

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  8. Oh hai xl and savannah.

    Guess what? I went to Tescos and saw Firemen! Yay!

    Today is brilliant. It would have been even better if they'd have waved their hoses at me...but looking lustily at them was enough.

    *sigh*

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  9. I never leave the house without my gym kit , it goes everywhere with me in my timeless MANBAG(Its a rucksack really)

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  10. the dogs. They come to work and the other day I was driving and had a panic "WHERE DID I LEAVE THE DOGS??" and then realized it was Sunday. I know, weird.

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  11. EROS: Clothes...I'd hate to imagine what kind of filthy germs I might sit on while out and about in public. Plus, I wouldn't want to get a sunburn or frostbite on the sensitive parts.

    Miss Scarlet has some wet wipes she can offer you.

    So you’re safe to strip down now.

    DAMIEN: The last remaining tattered shreds of my dignity.
    And even then I forget........... dammitt.


    We’re sure there are a few Kiwi men who thank you for leaving your dignity at the door.

    ROSES: I never leave home without my MP3 player. Never.
    Also, tucked in my wallet is a condom...in case of firemen.
    Well a girl has to dream...


    How big a condom would you need for that pole?

    ROSES: PS. MJ, how is your flaming uterous?
    *Fills a hot water bottle, leaves some painkillers. Tip toes out*


    We are heavily medicated at the moment, thank you.

    XL: Glasses.
    Oh Hai Roses!
    [regrets not going to firefighter school]


    Eeek!

    *dons lead apron*

    You can play at being a fireman here if you wish but you’ll have to remove the X-ray specs.

    SCARLET: Wet wipes for unexpected spillages, and Fabreze - in case I meet Mr Beastie.

    As we recall, you also carry a spare pair of knickers in your handbag.

    MITZI: I never leave the house without a mattress strapped to my back.

    Make sure you don’t remove the tag that says, ‘Do not remove under the penalty of law’.

    SAVANNAH: mace.

    Do you always carry your own seasonings around?

    I bring my own hot sauce to restaurants.

    ROSES: Guess what? I went to Tescos and saw Firemen! Yay!
    Today is brilliant. It would have been even better if they'd have waved their hoses at me...but looking lustily at them was enough.
    *sigh*


    Perhaps XL will wave his hose at you.

    He is a frustrated fireman at heart.

    BEAST: I never leave the house without my gym kit , it goes everywhere with me in my timeless MANBAG(Its a rucksack really)

    The last time I made rude comments about your MANBAG, you banned me.

    BOXER: the dogs. They come to work and the other day I was driving and had a panic "WHERE DID I LEAVE THE DOGS??" and then realized it was Sunday. I know, weird.

    If the windows weren’t obscured by dog noseprints and lick marks, that should have been your first clue.

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  12. evah see this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSVb0I1-3aE

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  13. NORMADESMOND: I feel so underdressed now!

    Why doesn’t she just get a big ole pair of those novelty wax lips and slap ‘em on?

    I love how she blames it on New York.

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  14. My trusty iPhone, lipbalm and well.. Condom for rhe same reason as Roses.

    A gay can dream right?

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  15. I never leave home without checking for bite marks in the brick work.
    Honestly, I never realised owning a gingerbread house would be so much hard work.

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  16. CYBERPOOF: My trusty iPhone, lipbalm and well.. Condom for rhe same reason as Roses.
    A gay can dream right?


    Have you gone off lifeguards?

    IVD: I never leave home without checking for bite marks in the brick work.
    Honestly, I never realised owning a gingerbread house would be so much hard work.


    Do you remember to turn off the Apocalypse Oven before you leave the house?

    Or do you leave it on so the firemen will come?

    LULU: a retinue of firemen

    Again with the firemen.

    There seems to be a theme developing here today.

    *expects Roses is on her way over to Lulu’s*

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  17. No, i've plenty of those already.

    Who doesn't like a big hose

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  18. The usual:
    Houseboys, porn, a stash.

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  19. Moleskin and "if lost please return to..." notice (for me) I am for ever getting lost

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  20. My pet poodle Cedric. He gets carsick in the Daimler so I chuck him out of the window before he soils the leather upholstery.

    Unfortunately Cedric has a a homing instinct. I think I'll have to run him over next time as I really want a Labradoodle.

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  21. CYBERPOOF: No, i've plenty of those already.
    Who doesn't like a big hose


    Size doesn’t matter.

    How often are we going to have this conversation?

    JASON: the usual:
    Houseboys, porn, a stash.


    My houseboys carry me from place to place in a sedan chair.
    And yours?

    GEOFF: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    You’ll be American Geoff.
    We already have an English Geoff.

    these days it's xanax.

    My friend slept through a hurricane on Xanax.

    MANUEL: Moleskin and "if lost please return to..." notice (for me) I am for ever getting lost

    Moleskine? Oh his poor wee tired blistered feet.

    Oh, THAT kind of moleskine.

    GARFY: My pet poodle Cedric. He gets carsick in the Daimler so I chuck him out of the window before he soils the leather upholstery.
    Unfortunately Cedric has a a homing instinct. I think I'll have to run him over next time as I really want a Labradoodle.


    We were glad you hadn't given up blogging...until this.

    JELLY MONSTER: My lip plumper

    We're not sure we want to know the details.

    AYEM8Y: Condoms and Penicillin.

    You need a mobile STD clinic running alongside you.

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  22. Yeah maxi likes them big and juicy ;)

    ha ha ha see you've ruined my innnocent mind

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  23. My husband's wallet...I'm old fashioned like that.

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