Just a chance to bring you up to speed on what’s happening on Infomaniac.
HOW NOT TO DECORATE COMPETITION - REMINDER
A reminder that Wednesday, June 4th is Voting Day in the How Not To Decorate Competition.
Infomaniac has received an impressive number of submissions so the competition for who has the worst crap will be fierce.
Come back on Wednesday and select your choice for the most horrific example of home décor.
KUDOS TO INFOMANIAC
Infomaniac is the recipient of another award!
You've already seen my Knudsen Award which hangs proudly in my sidebar...
Now Random Chick has awarded Infomaniac with the Official Seal of Filth...
Truly, I do appreciate the recognition.
But when is someone going to reward me for all the good deeds I do?
Translating Infomaniac into Braille, planting wildflowers by the roadside, performing random acts of kindness and (true story) smuggling gin into the hospital room of a dying relative...the list goes on.
Am I not worthy of some humanitarian accolade?
*sigh*
I said no gratuitous nudity on Sunday!
If anything, I heard you could hook me up with hawt rugger/footballer nudities. Make with the pictures, St MJ! Ma said you could!
ReplyDeleteSSA: Howz about my speciality?… shirtless Italian footballers.
ReplyDeleteLots more of my football totty here.
Bless you my child
ReplyDeleteSaint Beast will pray for you
At least a Pour le merite should be in ...
ReplyDeleteI hope you won't translate your filthy friday posts into braille.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that would give you a humanitarian award?
Congratulations on your most recent award.
ReplyDeleteI doubt that it'll really be able to seal in your filth, though. More's the pity...
BEAST: Are you fingering your rosary?
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Danke sehr.
Lazy? Would you like some Tired Old Ass Soak?
CYBERPOOF: You can feel the bumps on their bottoms.
IVD: I’m experiencing some leakage as we speak.
Do I hear an amen?
ReplyDeleteBOXER: Those are the little voices in your head talking to you again.
ReplyDeleteUnless the definition of being a humanitarian is now "to eat humans", you'll never get the award.
ReplyDeleteAnd I want my gratuitous nudity, dammit. My subscription to jugsjugsjugs.xxx expired.
ReplyDeleteIf it's ok with you MJ, I'd rather not
ReplyDeleteWhere's the naked delights of Ryan Reynolds by the way?
MAIDY: I’ve already given you Gina Gershon’s arse.
ReplyDeleteWhat more do you want?
CYBERPOOF: Ryan Reynolds will have to wait as Donn’s request for Monica Bellucci’s arse is up next.
Coming soon!
I don't want just her arse. I want the whole THING!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNekked
With me
Nekked
:drool:
Hehehe Maidy, that's how I feel about Ryan Reynolds.
ReplyDelete*dreams*
"Am I not worthy of some humanitarian accolade?"
ReplyDeleteIn a word, 'No'.
Well there you are. Elvis truly is Jesus..... Well lord, lord, lordy miss clawdy.
ReplyDeleteI sincerely think that we all are the same person/being in different dimensions. If I was that firm titted sprog outside the church, I would get me in there and pray for a man!
MAIDY & CYBERPOOF: Filthy slags.
ReplyDeletePIGGY: *sobs*
Now look what you've made me do!
RATTY: But I don't want to be Piggy's doppelgänger!
Well this is the way we came into this world and always were until that snake incident!
ReplyDeleteJust a closer walk with Thee
ReplyDeleteGrant it, Jesus is my plea,
Daily walking, close to Thee,
Let it be, dear Lord, let it be!
*waits for the snacks, um, sacramental wine and wafers.*
Those aren't wafers...
ReplyDeleteoh dear...
ReplyDeleteGlad to see that MJ acknowledged that my tits are firm.
ReplyDeleteFirm, manly and muscular.
Unlike her own drooping prunes.
Oh, T bird, are they the King's fried banana and peanut butter sandwich instead?
ReplyDelete*Searches medicine cabinet for appropriate narcotic(s) to season the Elvis*
Shut up! All of you!
ReplyDelete*slams door and knocks over Piggy on the way out*
*realizes I've just thrown away any hope of a humanitarian award*
ReplyDeleteA beautiful sight there....
ReplyDeleteWant an Iron Cross? Have some left.
ReplyDeleteMATT: Yes, velvet paintings do have a certain beauty all their own.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Danke sehr aber that's too heavy a cross to bear.
And would only make that stoop of yours worse.
ReplyDeleteAwesome! I'm with Cyperpete...where's Ryan Reynolds' arse!!! We want Reynolds' ARSE!
ReplyDeleteoh, lord baby jebus bless you, lady. here in the US of A, we are ignorant of footballers, except for what we call football players, which are not the same at all and I would not want to see those juice-mooses nekkid. noossir.
ReplyDeletebut italian soccer players. yes.
SSA: Surfing for Italian footballer nudes…
ReplyDeleteWe have to do something up here to pass the long, cold winters.
I see the legs in the pic are still parted!
ReplyDelete*not surprised*
SID
SID: You stoopid twat, this isn't my current posting. This is June 1st.
ReplyDeleteYou've been away so long your mind is even more muddled than usual.
Eejit.