Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Perv of the Day

Welcome to another installment of “Perv of the Day.”

Infomaniac will, from time to time, seek out the perviest perverts and parade them pantless in front of you, the judge and jury.

THE PERV: Mohammed Ismail Ariffin.

THE PLACE: Singapore.

THE PERVISION: Serial armpit sniffing.

The 36-year-old man was convicted of smelling his victims' armpits and inappropriately touching them.

He molested 23 women over the course of 15 months, smelling their armpits and touching them in lifts, staircase landings and their homes.

THE PUNISHMENT: 14 years in jail and 18 strokes of the cane.

Caning on the buttocks is an additional punishment for male criminals in Singapore for offences ranging from vandalism to illegal possession of drugs and rape.


  1. but what if the arm pit perv ALSO liked to be caned?


    Oh yeah.

  2. BOXER: Only another perv such as you could have made such an observation.

    According to Singaporean law, “the subject will be caned up to a maximum of twenty-four strokes, irrespective of the total number of offences convicted.”

    Only 24 strokes?

    Where’s the fun in that?

  3. Well that's the pits!

    Mohammad Ischmell Everiffin?
    Is that his real name?

  4. Well, someone's going to very popular in prison...and he'll be sniffing a lot than armpits when the other convicts find out why he's in the joint.

    After seeing that bush, not even her Mona Lisa Smile will make me want to get Closer to inside the Pelican Brief of this Pretty Woman...

    How many strokes of the cane does she get?

  5. DONN: Mohammed Ismail Ariffin.

    Or is it Mohammed I-smell a Ruffian?

    EROS: Julia's ruined the "Prêt-à-Porter" collection but she's off the hook as women are exempt from caning in Singapore.

  6. Howzabout I'llschmell Anyffin!

    Atleast now people can call him a real whackjob!

  7. DONN: I'llschmell Anyffin Offen.

  8. MJ - while it may be 'lift' in heathen parts of the world, you and I - as two loyal Canucks - know that here it is 'elevator'

    I think MJ needs some cane stroking too. But - just enough....

  9. The 36-year-old man was convicted of smelling his victims' armpits and inappropriately touching them.

    Was he saying "cootchy-coo" while touching the victims armpits? Is tickling inapropriate?

  10. Sniffin' Ariffin.

    Worra fuckin' perv.

  11. NWT: Just you watch your backside!

    PRACTICALLYJOE: Perhaps he was trying to have his way with her armpits.

    Click on the “armpits” label under my posting and then scroll down to see what I mean.

    GARFY: Iffin you were sniffin, would it cause you to stiffen?

  12. Is that the prelude for next mute monday aroma theme?


  13. MAGO: It’s not quite the rose garden I’d considered but I’ll keep it in mind.

  14. If yer not sniffin' with Ariffin yer dunno what yer missin'.

  15. Whitney Houston called to say, "That is WHACK!"

  16. Blimey. He looks like one of these modern film stars, doesn't he?

  17. GARFY: I’d hope to be missin’ the kissin’ of Ariffin.

    DONN: He needs a whack up his crack
    Then he’ll never go back.

    VICUS: He doesn’t fill out a jumper half as well.

  18. I didn't think Singapore was that uncivilised.

    I mean there are pervs everywhere but with caning.

    That's one hell of a disgusting photo. I'd almost say bring on the fat hairy old men again but then I remember it's Friday soon. UGH! I saw the live footage of her pits on TV this weekend in one of those E programmes with the biggest faux pas. Coincident?

  19. pit huffing gets you 14 years? in a country where underaged prostitutes are routinely bought and sold, you get 14 YEARS FOR PIT HUFFING? thats just lovely.

  20. CYBERPOOF: Enjoy Anne Robinson’s armpits while you’re at it.

    NATIONS: And rape gets you at least twelve cane strokes under aggravating circumstances.

    They’re lucky Nations and MJ aren’t in charge of corporal punishment.

  21. Ew!

    But she's a lot prettier than Julia Roberts though.

  22. Julia should have married Brad, then you could have written Mrs. Pitt's Pits...

    and they could have had a son named Harry Armstrong Pitts

  23. Donn, you crack me, onto the matter at hand:

    If the pits were unshaved he should have gotten 20 years. That's just nasty.

  24. CYBERPOOF: Not to mention Hairy Spice.

    DONN: Damn that Angelina Jolie for snatching him up.

    Angelina Jolie-Pitt, that is.

    Jolie being French for “pretty” therefore she’s Angelina Pretty Pitts.

    Well, I don’t imagine there’s an ugly bit on her, do you?

    RANDOM: You’ll just encourage Donn if you talk like that.

    Oh go on then.

    If the pits were unshaved he could have got his chewing gum stuck in them.

  25. Hey MJ...found out a secret. It's on the Wild Onion Cafe. Go check it out.

  26. BTW, get in line for Jolie-Pitt. I'm taking both of them. At one time.

  27. Would you get caned for flashing the old man flesh Miss MJ ????

  28. RANDOM: I'll be over to the caff later.

    But it's no secret that Inner Voices is really a woman.

    Though at first I was fooled by the excessive facial hair.

    BEAST: Don't be bothered about me.

    You, on the other hand, are due another Norwegian fish whipping.

  29. An ugly peace on Angelina J.? Probably not.
    Except these unnecessary tattoos.

  30. He touched their own homes? Um, how did he (so to speak) get in there?

    Enqueering minds need to know.

  31. MAGO: Tramp stamps.

    KAPI: Presumably through the door.

  32. Like a battered suitcase.

  33. wouldn't it have been embarrassing if julia still had her curlers in? I see nothing wrong with this man's behaviour and think weemen should lighten up.

  34. MAGO: There's one that says "I've been everywhere".

    KNUDSEN: I thought thou had forsaken us.

    Oh how we've pined for you.

  35. ? On which part of the actresses body is that written? You know accidentally? Wouldn't it better suit Pamela A.?

  36. that'll learn we like to say over here.....we also still tar and feather people over here so he probably got off lucky.....

  37. MAGO: Naughty MJ was pulling your leg.

    I don't have a clue what her tattoos say.

    I was suddenly hit with inspiration from the song "I've Been Everywhere" as sung by Hank Snow and
    later parodied by MacLean and MacLean as "I've Seen Pubic Hair."

    My mind tends to wander, as you may have noticed.

    MANUEL: Are you still using Semtex?

  38. Again another one that looks better than Julia Roberts

    even with arm pit hair. It's somehow more discreet that Julias.

    Love Geris shoes.

  39. It's one of the great philosophical problems of the age: how to show proper respect for women, while doing dirty things.

  40. GORDIE: I'm at work so can't visit your blog to see whether you are the same Gordie who visits Donn's blog or if you are perhaps Gordon Brown, PM.

    In any case, welcome to Infomaniac!

    If, however, you are Gordon Lightfoot, you'll find my liquor cabinet over on the left.