Friday, June 13, 2008

Filthy Friday

Continuing with this week’s Infomaniac Airlines theme, all passengers must line up to have a full body inspection.




MJ will be personally responsible for inspecting Celts in kilts…







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44 comments:

  1. Miss Smuggersham3:38 AM, June 13, 2008

    First and EEEEEWWWWW!

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  2. Daisy6:13 AM, June 13, 2008

    i like the saying on the mirror...must have been written by a man...lmao

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  3. The Mistress6:39 AM, June 13, 2008

    T-BIRD: Would you prefer photos of naked old men?

    There's no pleasing some people.

    DAISY: It's a mirror with magic properties.

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  4. Devine Dora6:42 AM, June 13, 2008

    Up skirt! The quality of pics is getting better and better!

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  5. Devine Dora6:42 AM, June 13, 2008

    I almost got third then, then MJ posted ahead of me...damn!

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  6. The Mistress6:45 AM, June 13, 2008

    DORA: You have to get up earlier, even in Australia which is in the future, to beat an insomniac Infomaniac.

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  7. eroswings8:28 AM, June 13, 2008

    I see Customs is inspecting for meat and fruits!

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  8. Romeo Morningwood8:55 AM, June 13, 2008

    Ooooooh
    MARCHIN AROUND THE SQUARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA EH?
    right then
    OFF YOU GO!

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  9. leahsimone9:49 AM, June 13, 2008

    Second from the left looks especially down-hearted. Or maybe he's just impatient for his turn.

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  10. Romeo Morningwood10:18 AM, June 13, 2008

    Maybe the Scott'ish Arrrrghmmee iz tooo parrrrsimonious to supplee tham wit kilts?

    Tha Sarrrrgeant Majah obebveeoosly didna tall tham tooo sthand aht attentiooon!

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  11. Anonymous10:28 AM, June 13, 2008

    Men in kilts get my panties in a wad... especially men with sexy, tanned legs.

    Reeeow.

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  12. FirstNations10:29 AM, June 13, 2008

    wow, a kickline of half-masts.

    *fighting a losing battle to keep from riffing on the whole 'drill inspector' issue*

    must....not....drill...inspAGGGGHAKAKGAAAAAH


    *collapses*

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  13. Bittersweet10:32 AM, June 13, 2008

    is it just me or do lines of naked men look younger nowadays?

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  14. Nicey12:00 PM, June 13, 2008

    They defo look very slim, nice blog btw
    take care

    Nicey

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  15. Jenny12:03 PM, June 13, 2008

    Yeah, I'm regretting clicking to make that last picture larger.

    Hey! What's up with the flashing Green light signals in your town? It's confusing.

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  16. Inexplicable DeVice12:28 PM, June 13, 2008

    I second T-Bird.

    Well, not the FIRST! bit, the EEEWWW! bit.

    EEEWWW!

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  17. The Mistress12:46 PM, June 13, 2008

    EROS: They have nowhere to put their declaration slips.

    DONN: You go read your book then!

    LEAH: His “enthusiasm” does seem to be flagging.

    DONN: They all appear to be at ease.

    DISSS-MISSSS!

    DIVA: You may join me on my kilt inspection rounds.

    You hold the mirror, I'll feel for contraband.

    NATIONS: Draw ramrods!

    BITTERSWEET: They're older than they look.

    They take good care of their skin.

    NICEY: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    BOXER: How should I know?

    I don’t drive.

    Just use the excuse that you’re from out-of-town.

    IVD: At least I’ve updated, unlike some.

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  18. CyberPete1:05 PM, June 13, 2008

    I see all the passengers are trying to get to full attention.

    Is that a spider coming out of some womans snatch in that second pic?

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  19. Anonymous2:53 PM, June 13, 2008

    Why does the inspector get to wear a hat. Sunburn I suppose!! Watch out for the guy with a chubby!

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  20. The Mistress3:25 PM, June 13, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: That’s a man, in case you hadn’t noticed.

    No wonder you can’t get a date.

    MYTOES: I don’t see any chubbies although one of them is casting a bit of a shadow.

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  21. INNER VOICES3:30 PM, June 13, 2008

    was in stead of the x-ray examinations or added to the process?!?!

    *stands in line with everyone else wondering why the other ones are so small*

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  22. CyberPete3:34 PM, June 13, 2008

    I don't need a date, I still have a boyfriend.

    Well at least for a little while still.

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  23. The Mistress3:35 PM, June 13, 2008

    VOICES: *calls the crane operator over to help lift Voices' "equipment" for thorough inspection*

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  24. The Mistress3:36 PM, June 13, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: Egad. How did you slip in?

    Are you still the other woman?

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  25. BEAST3:40 PM, June 13, 2008

    Hurrah , I am back in time for Filthy Friday the 13th. I am shocked and appaled that there is no saggy old flesh on display

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  26. INNER VOICES3:45 PM, June 13, 2008

    *wonders what the tickling sensation and all the wetness is about during inpection*

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  27. The Mistress3:49 PM, June 13, 2008

    BEAST: Where have you been?

    You’ve been absent for days yet I see you’ve been spreading yourself thin over at Nations’ and Voices’ amongst others.

    So glad you could fit me into your busy schedule.

    Harrumph, I say, harrumph.

    VOICES: Wetness?

    I’ve told Beast to keep a civil tongue in his head.

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  28. BEAST3:52 PM, June 13, 2008

    As I have explained before , I cant get your blog from work as its blocked as a site of dubious content. So you have to wait till I actually get home :-)

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  29. CyberPete3:56 PM, June 13, 2008

    I'm not supposed to be the OTHER woman anymore.

    Just think it's not working out.

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  30. The Mistress3:57 PM, June 13, 2008

    BEAST: You’ve been at work for 3 days?

    Triple harrumph.

    *thinks of ways Beast can make it up to me*

    *not involving the baring of buttocks*

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  31. FirstNations4:03 PM, June 13, 2008

    HEY WAIT A MINUTE IF MJ'S SITE IS NSFW BLOCKED THAT MEANS MINE ISNT???
    what the fuck?

    *slinks off in humiliation*

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  32. The Mistress4:07 PM, June 13, 2008

    NATIONS: They don't ban GARDENING blogs.

    Which is what your blog and Voices' blog are.

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  33. INNER VOICES4:21 PM, June 13, 2008

    "how does YOUR garden grow?!?"

    ahahahahahahhaaaaa.. yeah, yeah... would that make this a saggy old man bag blog then? i mean if we are judged by the majority of the posted material?

    *looks down road at mjs and lights bottle rockets aimed just so...*

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  34. The Mistress4:28 PM, June 13, 2008

    VOICES: Perhaps you would like more pics on my blog of naked gardeners?

    What does it take to please you people?

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  35. INNER VOICES4:36 PM, June 13, 2008

    yeah, ive seen some of the naked gardening that goes on around here... dont know if thats the solution either!?!?1 hahahahahahaa....

    nah, things round here seem just fine to me!

    *covers eyes and lights sky rocket*

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  36. The Mistress5:41 PM, June 13, 2008

    VOICES: Come back on Saturday for your comeuppance.

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  37. INNER VOICES6:01 PM, June 13, 2008

    nice! ive been invited back!!!!

    *does a little dance*

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  38. Cece6:19 PM, June 13, 2008

    Well, I have to admit that this was a rather calm filthy Friday blog. For some reason I was expecting more filth. But, I'm not complaining. I liked the mirror picture, that one was funny.

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  39. The Mistress6:41 PM, June 13, 2008

    VOICES: Don't click your heels TOO high in the air, Missy.

    We wouldn't want your skirt to fling over your head and reveal your lacy knickers.

    CECILE: Oh, even the newcomers are critics now!

    *grumbles and fogs up mirror*

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  40. CyberPete6:50 PM, June 13, 2008

    HRMPF!

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  41. Anonymous7:16 PM, June 13, 2008

    Cocks.
    What's wrong about?
    Foggy mirror?
    Yer steamy, hunny?

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  42. Miss Smuggersham8:54 PM, June 13, 2008

    I was just giving the obligatory EEWWW as it was filthy Friday. But not to worry, I did appreciate this one. It's so nice when we get to see something other than gross old men.

    I'm just a little disturbed at how this picture must have come about. What were they thinking? Is this some sort of hazing ritual?

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  43. savannah10:09 PM, June 13, 2008

    i was surprised, sugar ;-) xoxox

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  44. The Mistress10:25 PM, June 13, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: Is that Danish for harrumph?

    MAGO: I steamed it up so Cecile couldn't see any more cock.

    She's cut off.

    T-BIRD: Let's not spend any time thinking of what's going on here.

    Let's move along to Saturday's posting, shall we?

    SAVANNAH: Pleasantly, one hopes.

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