Saturday, May 31, 2008

To Blog or Not to Blog?

Not to blog.

Instead, I’m going to soak my tired old arse.

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26 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:17 AM, May 31, 2008

    First Post! WCSN is the King of Australia! Now, for a good victory soak...

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  2. Inexplicable DeVice3:51 AM, May 31, 2008

    Little moon?? I think big moon would be more appropriate.

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  3. CyberPete4:21 AM, May 31, 2008

    Does this work purely for the arse or is a general aromatherapeutic mineral bath?

    If it's the first I think we should send some to the guy from filthy friday

    surely you know the address MJ

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  4. Anonymous5:01 AM, May 31, 2008

    Saggy old arse would be a more accurate description.

    Or saggy old wrinkly, liver-spotted, stinking arse sat atop cellulite thighs.

    Yes, that'd be more apt.

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  5. Daisy6:13 AM, May 31, 2008

    mj...i need some of this shit...does it come in large bottles?

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  6. The Mistress7:11 AM, May 31, 2008

    CHAMP: *throws the Champ an absorbent towel to dry off his powerful body hairs*

    IVD: Says the freakishly tall poor skinny little fucker who can’t walk through a doorway without banging his head.

    CYBERPOOF: Pikslikker.

    PIGGY: *checks to see if they make a product for moaning, frenetic, whiney, annoying, ginger-pubed old poofters to massage into their wee, barely visible willies*

    DAISY: We could arrange for a giant vat of the stuff to be delivered by tanker truck to your doorstep.

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  7. CyberPete8:09 AM, May 31, 2008

    røvslikkende luder

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  8. Jenny10:11 AM, May 31, 2008

    do you have anything for "tired old feet AND arse"?

    I'd like a gallon, please.

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  9. Anonymous10:42 AM, May 31, 2008

    Kind of cement?

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  10. The Mistress11:05 AM, May 31, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: Kys mig i røven.

    BOXER: Old Knudsen will give you a foot massage.

    MAGO: You can leave your hand imprints in it like at Grauman’s Chinese Theater.

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  11. CyberPete11:09 AM, May 31, 2008

    Rend og hop din klamme gamle so

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  12. Geoff11:42 AM, May 31, 2008

    There should be a whiskey called "Tired Old Soak".

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  13. Jenny12:00 PM, May 31, 2008

    the last time he kinda drooled and i spent days getting that out of the area between my toes.

    TMI?

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  14. The Mistress12:06 PM, May 31, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: Hold kæft!

    GEOFF: Served to me by a strapping young Celt in a kilt whilst I'm having a Highland fling.

    BOXER: That wasn't drool.

    You may have upset his chi.

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  15. CyberPete12:44 PM, May 31, 2008

    Skrid af helvede til din mær

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  16. Old Knudsen12:50 PM, May 31, 2008

    I like feet.....

    I have a tired old ass I just put it through the mule dip to get rid of its ticks but it don't carry junk and trunks like it used to.

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  17. The Mistress1:01 PM, May 31, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: Oh for CyberPete's sake. Enough!

    KNUDSEN: Mule dip?

    Are there refried black beans in that?

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  18. CyberPete1:08 PM, May 31, 2008

    Well you started it dear

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  19. BEAST2:36 PM, May 31, 2008

    ( ! )

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  20. Anonymous2:48 PM, May 31, 2008

    Think you might need a bigger jar than that, have you seen the size of your arse?

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  21. The Mistress3:17 PM, May 31, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: *smacks self in head*

    BEAST: (?)

    TAZZY: Unlike your arse, mine does not require that I wear a "Caution: Wide Load" sign on my backside.

    I believe this comment may have actually been left by Piggy? Not Tazzy? I suspect.

    Tazzy has a beautiful botty.

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  22. CyberPete3:53 PM, May 31, 2008

    What did you do that for?

    Try soaking it in the tired old ass soak then, Might do something for the pain

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  23. Miss Smuggersham8:21 PM, May 31, 2008

    I need some of this. Pity my tub is craptastic.

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  24. eroswings8:56 PM, May 31, 2008

    Awww, how nice of you to take the day off to care for your donkey...I didn't know you lived on a farm!

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  25. savannah9:00 PM, May 31, 2008

    bless your heart! and your arse, too!! ;-)
    xoxxo

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  26. The Mistress11:21 PM, May 31, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: Pffffft.

    T-BIRD: Share a friend's tub.

    EROS: I'm a little bit country.

    SAVANNAH: Shucks.

    Thank ya, ma'am.

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