Friday, April 11, 2008

Filthy Friday

Today’s post is dedicated to Frobi who complained that there’s not enough cock on Filthy Fridays.

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  1. INNER VOICES11:35 PM, April 10, 2008

    "let them have cake!" wait! that doesnt look like cake...

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  2. Old Knudsen12:14 AM, April 11, 2008

    So thats how you fill those things up.


    Thats enough cock don't you think?

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  3. The Mistress12:32 AM, April 11, 2008

    VOICES: That’s the icing.

    KNUDSEN: Too much cock?

    I know you touched Eddie Waring’s leatherette beanbag and you’ve got “Well Done Fillet” tattooed on your penis.

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  4. Jenny1:02 AM, April 11, 2008

    The next time I'm asked if I'd like a teaspoon of cream in my coffee.... I'm saying no.

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  5. BEAST1:54 AM, April 11, 2008

    ***note to self***
    Never leave Old Knudsen alone with an unlocked cutlery drawer

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  6. Miss Smuggersham3:25 AM, April 11, 2008

    Is he going to cook it up on that spoon now and shoot it up?

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  7. The Mistress5:56 AM, April 11, 2008

    BOXER: Next time ask for non-dairy powdered coffee creamer.

    Carnation Coffee-mate for example.

    Oh wait. That’s a Nestlé product.

    Are we still boycotting them?

    I can’t keep up.

    BEAST: "Never leave Knudsen alone with an unlocked cutlery drawer."

    Or with your sisters.

    T-BIRD: Sing along…

    I’ll be in my basement room
    With a needle and a spoon
    And another girl to take my pain away
    Take me down little Susie, take me down
    I know you think you’re the queen of the underground.

    In your case it’s “little Aussie”. Queen of the DownUnder.

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  8. KAZ6:08 AM, April 11, 2008

    Isn't that how the Lovin' Spoonful got their name?
    And 10cc as well - they used a measuring jug.

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  9. The Mistress6:25 AM, April 11, 2008

    KAZ: Ha! Good ones, Kaz.

    And while we’re in a musical mood, sing along with Willie Dixon. Ha. “Willie”.

    Men lie about that spoonful
    Some cry about that spoonful
    Some die about that spoonful
    Everybody fight about a spoonful
    That spoon, that spoon, that spoonful

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  10. Daisy6:44 AM, April 11, 2008

    is that what they were talking about when saying a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down?

    okay wtf is this guy just bored or what...i have never known a man who masturbates with a spoon handy...am i out of the loop here guys?

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  11. Romeo Morningwood8:41 AM, April 11, 2008

    "Just a spoonful of Shugga helps the medicine go down
    The medicine go do-own
    The medicine go down"
    Just puddin' some POP back in Mary Poppins

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  12. The Mistress10:04 AM, April 11, 2008

    DAISY: I suppose he’s testing to see if he fits the average, i.e. that most men emit about a teaspoon of ejaculate.

    Fellas, go on and try this at home and report back to us.

    DONNN: Who put the extra “n” in Donn?

    Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

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  13. Inexplicable DeVice11:04 AM, April 11, 2008

    * scrolls down frantically *

    Oh gods. I must remember not to visit from work on Fridays...

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  14. The Mistress11:23 AM, April 11, 2008

    IVD: Oh cry me a river!

    You only have to click once to leave your comment.

    Whereas I’ll be on my way to work soon (it’s still early morning here).

    Then at work I’ll have to open the page multiple times as you lot leave comments and I respond.

    If I didn’t respond to your comments ‘til I got home, you would all be tucked into your little beds and think I was ignoring you.

    Can you imagine what it’s going to be like for me today clicking open my blog at work and exposing the penis pic to everyone around me?

    The things I do for you!

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  15. INNER VOICES11:53 AM, April 11, 2008

    *wonders if he is using the chili powder technique*

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  16. The Mistress12:01 PM, April 11, 2008

    VOICES: You just can't let the chili powder technique go, can you?

    You know what I think?

    I think it's George Clooney in the pic.

    Old Knudsen asked George to "spoon" with him after their lovemaking session but George got the wrong idea.

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  17. INNER VOICES12:07 PM, April 11, 2008

    he does love himself some clooney... perhaps he was looking to fill his cap and misunderstood... "a cap full"

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  18. The Mistress12:46 PM, April 11, 2008

    VOICES: Thus giving new meaning to the term "fools cap".

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  19. INNER VOICES12:48 PM, April 11, 2008

    i can comment no more, everytime i click here i get the full monty filling his holy spoon at work... enjoy your measured out friday!

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  20. CyberPete12:49 PM, April 11, 2008

    I always thought one couldn't get enough cock

    I was so very wrong

    Why can't you find a strapping young chap like the guy in the waders from wednesday. He would make a fabulous full frontal I'm sure

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  21. The Mistress12:57 PM, April 11, 2008

    VOICES: Oh great. Now I have to open my blog at work again to respond to you.

    And someone just said, "do you have enough work to do?" Great.

    CYBERPOOF: Could I interest you in a nekkid cowboy?

    I could post him tomorrow.

    Bingowings might want to take note too. heh heh.

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  22. CyberPete1:17 PM, April 11, 2008

    If he has the same kind of body shape as the hot fisherman in the first photo on your entry from Wednesday

    YES!

    If not

    NO FUCKING WAY!

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  23. Romeo Morningwood1:42 PM, April 11, 2008

    I've just realised how de-sensitized to horrific images and inapropriate imaginings I've become since I've met you.
    Nothing shocks me anymore.

    Thank You.

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  24. The Mistress1:51 PM, April 11, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: You won't be disappointed.

    DONNNNNNNN: I've just realized how my spelling skills have deteriorated since I met you.

    Thank you.

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  25. CyberPete2:10 PM, April 11, 2008

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  26. INNER VOICES2:41 PM, April 11, 2008

    huh, i wonder who deleted their witty comment. perhaps it wasnt enough to fill their spoon.

    did no one mention that this might be a new way to play the spoons?

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  27. Anonymous3:58 PM, April 11, 2008

    Shaver! See I told you so. Is he wearing knee socks?

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  28. Neponset River Bridge Dig4:07 PM, April 11, 2008

    A cock is a cock is a cock!!

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  29. The Mistress4:15 PM, April 11, 2008

    VOICES: Think of the mess!

    And I know you're the life of the party but don't get any ideas about hanging the spoon from your nose, either.

    MYTOES: You're getting ahead of me.

    I have a sock posting coming up in the near future.

    RICH: Thank you, Rich...Infomaniac's own in-house Gertrude Stein.

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  30. CyberPete4:37 PM, April 11, 2008

    God I hope not MJ

    That would send me and TFGES over the edge

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  31. Anonymous5:10 PM, April 11, 2008

    coooeeee bluddy hell thats a sight for sore eyes!!!! nothing has changed then while i have been away haa haa hope your ok (midgetarse) helen xx

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  32. The Mistress5:21 PM, April 11, 2008

    MIDGET ARSE IS BACK!!!

    As soon as I read "Coooeeee" I KNEW it was you!

    Welcome back, Helen! It's been a long time.

    Mwaaa.

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  33. INNER VOICES5:40 PM, April 11, 2008

    *wrinkles nose and walks away*

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  34. Anonymous6:44 PM, April 11, 2008

    Looks like it's milking time on the farm.

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  35. Miss Smuggersham9:53 PM, April 11, 2008

    Re: work related opening this page. I just move the comments window over it...

    Queen of the Underground. I like it!

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  36. The Mistress11:17 PM, April 11, 2008

    VOICES: A wrinkly nose? How cute.

    Be vewy qwiet, I'm hunting wabbits.

    MYTOES: That's one contented cow.

    T-BIRD: Yeah, I try to cover up with the comments but there's always that two-second lag time when the filth is flagrantly exposed for all to see.

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  37. Old Knudsen2:51 AM, April 12, 2008

    Beast has sisters? and spoons?

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  38. The Mistress7:09 AM, April 12, 2008

    KNUDSEN: Beast has sisters and spoons and he's left his back door open.

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