Friday, August 15, 2008

Filthy Friday


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48 comments:

  1. Olga, the Traveling Bra9:53 PM, August 14, 2008

    Just popped by to say HI! Oh and to look at some penisessss. Thanks! :)

    What's up with the Frickin Green Elf Shorts anyway???

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  2. Anonymous10:22 PM, August 14, 2008

    Oh. My. God.

    First, I get to see penises galore on this here blog, then I notice to my surprise and delight...you've added me to the infamous blog roll!!! I feel all tingly inside. My nipples are fit to burst (you know me and my rock-hard nips)!!!!

    Love you MJ!!!

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  3. The Mistress12:11 AM, August 15, 2008

    OLGA: It’s always a pleasure to keep you abreast of the situation so here it is…

    The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts are still with CyberPete in Denmark.

    He hasn’t held the Competition yet.

    For all we know, The Shorts could be tied to the mast of a Viking ship and we’d be none the wiser.

    Or mopping the sweat from a randy Dane’s brow in a Copenhagen bathhouse.

    Who knows?

    Watch this space for updates.

    RANDOM: What is the plural of penis?

    Penises?

    Peni?

    Penii?

    You couldn’t have been paying much attention to them otherwise you wouldn’t have noticed your name on the BlogRoll.

    And don’t get your nipples all a-tingle over it because it could all change overnight.

    Mistress MJ gives with one hand and taketh away with the other.

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  4. savannah12:24 AM, August 15, 2008

    well, ok then...

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  5. BEAST2:29 AM, August 15, 2008

    I am just relieved that the participants in this weks filthy Friday are under 80 and have take their socks off

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  6. The Mistress3:16 AM, August 15, 2008

    SAVANNAH: OK?

    No, it’s not Old Knudsen.

    Guess again.

    BEAST: You can’t see what they’re doing but they are, in fact, orally servicing the sock-clad over-80s.

    Perhaps I can find a photo from the other angle for next week!

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  7. eroswings3:54 AM, August 15, 2008

    It's the gymnastic rings event at the
    Gay Games!

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  8. Miss Smuggersham4:59 AM, August 15, 2008

    No, it's the new event synchronised penises!

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  9. Mu Tai Dong5:22 AM, August 15, 2008

    Verr surprising pictreu Like of gay mens buggering?

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  10. KAZ5:33 AM, August 15, 2008

    Are they identical triplets?

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  11. Daisy5:40 AM, August 15, 2008

    cocks and assholes on friday...are you trying to tell me something prior to going into work today?

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  12. Anonymous6:31 AM, August 15, 2008

    No. Clicked it and it just looked worse. Can I have my money back?

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  13. Unknown6:57 AM, August 15, 2008

    Well...well! Love this shot for sure! And all the penises went wee...wee...wee...all the way home! It's like when they show dogs, but in this case men's penises!!! The one on the far right would be the best in show!
    Hugs,

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  14. Anonymous8:25 AM, August 15, 2008

    "Jackass 3 - Paintball target practice".

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  15. Frobisher8:41 AM, August 15, 2008

    tame

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  16. Anonymous9:40 AM, August 15, 2008

    Hard dicks.

    Now I'm thinking about everything I don't have in my life. Fuck.

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  17. Heff9:55 AM, August 15, 2008

    Um, I'll return on a different day....

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  18. Inexplicable DeVice9:57 AM, August 15, 2008

    This isn't filthy. This is actually quite pleasant.

    Now, if they hadn't wiped - That would be filthy! And not good-filthy.

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  19. The Mistress11:02 AM, August 15, 2008

    EROS: Let’s hope they don’t all come down with the dreaded “Ring of Fire”!

    T-BIRD: Synchronized penises?

    I’m holding my breath in anticipation of this event!

    MS.DONG: I can’t be buggered to answer that question.

    Ms. Dong must make her own deductions.

    By the way, I noticed you’ve added Chinese deep-fried balls in hot garlic sauce to your menu.

    Coincidence?

    KAZ: Identical triplets?

    Obviously you haven’t spent enough time studying this photo to notice the subtle differences.

    You’re slipping, Kaz.

    DAISY: That would be “dicks” and assholes.

    BBB: You can have your money back.

    Send me your bank account details and I’ll make a deposit.

    And your credit card number while you’re at it.

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  20. The Mistress11:03 AM, August 15, 2008

    ROBYN: I trust you took your judging duties seriously and checked to see that they’re not silicone testicles?

    MAXI: I suggest you get out of the line of fire.

    FROBI: Tame, perhaps, in comparison to your weekends spent “cottaging” throughout Dorset.

    May I post that pic of you in the public lav?

    Unfortunately, it doesn’t capture the smell of stale piss for our reader’s to live vicariously through you.

    CATSCRATCH: Would you like to become a client of The Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service?

    HEFF: What makes you think tomorrow will be another day?

    IVD: Well thank you very much for taking the filth UP a notch!

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  21. INNER VOICES12:15 PM, August 15, 2008

    threes a crowd...

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  22. BEAST12:32 PM, August 15, 2008

    Has any one else noticed how the butholes follow you round the room ?

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  23. Leah12:43 PM, August 15, 2008

    It took me a minute to see what I was looking at. Am I a naïf?

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  24. Old Knudsen12:51 PM, August 15, 2008

    Barsearama yer post out does mine for being disgusting well done.

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  25. The Mistress1:01 PM, August 15, 2008

    VOICES: Three’s a crowd but four’s a party.

    Care to join in?

    BEAST: The buttholes following you around the room is not their only trick.

    If you pull on their willies, the buttholes sing!

    Yay for The Singing Buttholes!

    LEAH: No, you’re not blind.

    You just need a new prescription.

    KNUDSEN: Nothing beats Old Knudsen singing his greatest hits collection on CD.

    Not even The Singing Buttholes.

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  26. CyberPete1:23 PM, August 15, 2008

    That's the best Filthy Friday ever!!

    Thanks so much.

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  27. INNER VOICES1:30 PM, August 15, 2008

    so with four we can play a game of tapioca twister then?

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  28. The Mistress1:40 PM, August 15, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: You can show your thanks by sending a monetary donation.

    VOICES: Mmmm...rice pudding.

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  29. INNER VOICES1:50 PM, August 15, 2008

    i guess that would make a good dipping sauce then.

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  30. The Mistress1:56 PM, August 15, 2008

    VOICES: G'won.

    Show us your dipstick.

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  31. INNER VOICES2:08 PM, August 15, 2008

    ooooo... tempting, but no...

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  32. Jenny2:47 PM, August 15, 2008

    after my long week, this is exactly what I needed.

    Thanks.

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  33. CyberPete4:33 PM, August 15, 2008

    I don't think so dear. Afterall you have put us all through some really disgusting stuff

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  34. The Mistress4:37 PM, August 15, 2008

    VOICES: Well at least a butt shot, then.

    BOXER: Don't speak to me of long work weeks.

    Tomorrow begins a 12-day in a row stretch for me.

    I'll need more than a trio of buttholes when I'm through.

    CYBERPOOF: And you keep coming back for more.

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  35. FirstNations4:55 PM, August 15, 2008

    ....does anyone else hear that whistling sound? its like, whenever the wind blows the right way, theres this 'woooooooooo' kind of



    ...oh.

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  36. FirstNations4:56 PM, August 15, 2008

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  37. FirstNations4:57 PM, August 15, 2008

    i DO love a well-toned perineum.

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  38. Jenny5:19 PM, August 15, 2008

    OK, you can keep Pool Boy then. Fine.

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  39. The Mistress5:57 PM, August 15, 2008

    NATIONS: You're not whistlin' Dixie.

    As for the perineum, just call a barse a barse.

    BOXER: OK?

    Why does everyone keep making references to Old Knudsen (OK)?

    Is it because he just released his new CD?

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  40. Anonymous6:16 PM, August 15, 2008

    I never thought I'd see my dad again.

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  41. Kookaburra7:21 PM, August 15, 2008

    My, what BIG DONGERS they have!!

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  42. Cece7:27 PM, August 15, 2008

    Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder right? I came here for filthy friday and wasn't disappointed. Nice pic, clean assholes.

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  43. The Mistress8:28 PM, August 15, 2008

    CRUMP: Your dad?

    Oh yes, I see the resemblance.

    KOOKABURRA: There’s nothing wrong
    With a giant dong
    But I’m sure you’ve known that
    All along.

    CECILE: I knew a trio of long dongs would bring you out of hiding.

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  44. Daisy8:44 PM, August 15, 2008

    cocks, dicks
    assholes, arseholes
    lets call the whole thing off...

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  45. The Mistress10:51 PM, August 15, 2008

    DAISY: Fine.

    Filthy Friday is canceled.

    I'm moving on to Saturday.

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  46. Carnalis2:33 AM, August 16, 2008

    so taut .. so tight .. off-putting. The angle of those cocks makes my eyes water.

    good luck with your *project* (wink, wink)

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  47. The Mistress8:55 AM, August 16, 2008

    CARNALIS: Ta. Don't get too close or you'll lose an eye.

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  48. Barlinnie4:41 AM, August 17, 2008

    Sweet jaysus... not my cup of tea at all, but at least now I know what to get you for a gift.

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