Thursday, August 07, 2008

Perplexing Pic

Welcome to a new series on Infomaniac entitled Perplexing Pic.

From time to time, we’ll post a photo that Mistress MJ finds so puzzling that she must enlist the opinions of her astute readers.

Are you ready? What exactly is going on in this photograph?...

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  1. FIRST!!!!!!!!!!

    The Master is teaching his disciples the fine art of loving your brother as you love yourself. If you know what I mean...

  2. Game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, and Build a Hat Pile?

  3. "now chums" ... as he goes on to explain the rules of soggy sayo

  4. Jorkins attempts to explain the finer pionts of pleasuring a woman after contructing a model of female anatomy from hats

  5. I think RandomChick is right! That surely must be it.

    Hats off to them!

  6. They are clearly planning some sort of gymnastic event. Or even an initiation!

    *rubs hands in glee at anticipation of explicit explanatory pic*

    There is an explicit explanatory pic, isn't there??

  7. Summoning up the ghost of Gene Kelly obviously.

    Hats off to them.

  8. It's the first round of strip poker.

    I'll be back on Filthy Friday to see how they are getting on.

  9. "....and place either side of the clit-oris, whatever that is. Golly, how strange."

  10. The one on the left just finished counting the others.

  11. 4 waiters......the lead one is reciting the daily specials although someone seems to have photoshopped out his cigarette......

  12. It's the blessing at the end of the morning ritual, just before they step out and face the world.

  13. "I'm telling you guys, after we finish our door to door ministry, we head on over to the docks, where this guy with these bendable fingers can do these amazing things!"

  14. RANDOM: Congratulations on your first first!

    And yes, I know what you mean. Nudge nudge wink wink.

    NWT: Mistress MJ thinks you have plucked this answer out of your arse because of your displeasure at being beaten to first by Random Chick.

    UNIQUESTEPHEN: Soggy sayo…

    Is that like soggy biccie?

    BEAST: If it is, as you say, a model of female anatomy intended to explain the finer points of pleasuring a woman, I HOPE YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION.

    CYBERPOOF: Well YOU should know!

    CARNALIS: An explanatory pic?

    Er, um, yeah, sure.

    *shifts uncomfortably in seat and tries to sound convincing*

  15. GARFY: Summoning up the ghost of Gene Kelly?

    Now THAT’S entertainment!

    KAZ: Friday?

    BUT, BUT, BUT….

    That was supposed to be big but day.

    BBB: I’d suggest he draw a road map of the clitoris.

    But then again, you know how men would rather get lost than follow directions.

    DAI: He could use a refresher course in maths.

    MANUEL: Have you noticed that they’re all young, upstart waiters?

    Not a one over 30! Har.

    MAGO: Are they Franconians?

    If they were Bavarians they’d be wearing leather folk pants.

    EROS: Word of IVD’s amazing talents has travelled far and wide!

  16. They're followers of the teachings of Ma "hat" ma Gandhi.

  17. "okay little buddy...listen will need this information for our party later on tonight"

  18. They are very confused polygamists...

  19. GEOFF: Imagine tHAT!

    DAISY: Like how to show fake ID at the liquor store?

    XL: Obviously a breakaway sect of some sort, eh?

  20. exactly MJ...great minds and all that fluff...

  21. The way the one guy is smiling, I'm sure it's the Karma Sutra.

  22. It's the band The Auditors that I wrote about recently having a discussion about their sacked keyboard player.

    I think I could be taking my own blog a bit too seriously ...

  23. DAISY: Uh huh uh huh.

    CATSCRATCH: Bringa me a linga.

    BETTY: I'm too busy washing my hair to comment. (killing myself softly with than one).

  24. they are either discussing hair gels or worshipping Satan. Maybe both.

  25. "...and these two fingers are the instruments of pleasure according to the book..."

  26. *sniggers and keeps dirty thoughts to self*

  27. IV, why would you do such a thing? If you gonna post a comment like that you are gonna have to share it with the rest of the class. MJ, do something!!

  28. PRU: Hair gel is the work of the devil.

    SAVANNAH: Spoken like someone who has read the book.

    VOICES AND RANDOM: Enough of this bickering.

    I have to work and can't possibly supervise your petty quibbles.

    Work this out amongst yourselves.

  29. *snaps randoms bra strap from behind and hides behing the swing set*

  30. I would, wouldn't I?

    Is that a spit bucket?


  31. VOICES: Random's not wearing a bra.

    You've just scarred her for life.

    CYBERPOOF: They should have swallowed, not spit.

  32. MJ is right! I'm not wearing a bra! Can't you tell? Most people don't have four knee caps!!

  33. One on the left: "... and poke them in the eyes if they refuse."

    Big one pinching the little one's shoulder, hissing out of the side of his mouth: "If you don't tell him to shut the fuck up, I'll rip your arm off."

    I have no idea what they're talking about, but I don't remember seeing them down the docks...

  34. RANDOM: Sing along...

    Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

    IVD: You don't recall seeing them?

    Was your blindfold too tight?

  35. *gives mj a wedgie, checks and makes sure it was indeed underwear before hand*

  36. It's a still from a pretty good old movie called "Baytown Blues". That's a young Spenser Tracy on the far right. He becomes great at baseball after being hit in the head.

    The scene depicted is a fraternity thing, I think.

  37. "OK, you all passed the first test, now I need TWO of you to loosen those ties and fetch the sheep."

    Is it bad that I'm oddly turned on my this picture. Yeah, I thought so.

  38. "We was just talking warden, honest. Weren't we?"

    "Oh yes warden, they weren't graphically describing how I am to be sodomized at the strike of 12 tonight at the hands of the one they call Girty, really."

    "Yea, we was just talking."

  39. VOICES: *farts*

    TROLL: I have only seen Bi-town Blues, the story of a woman who gets together with a couple of guys and ...

    Oh. Wrong film.

    BOXER: Dirty perv.

    MAXI CANE: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    You sound like you'll fit in nicely here.

    You're a filthy Irishman, if I'm not mistaken?

  40. I smell rotten cheese.

  41. *sulks off mumbling*

    no one wants to play with me....

  42. RANDOM: *sprays air freshener liberally throughout blog*

    VOICES: Why don't you play with yourself then?

  43. Yes everyone knows the only polite thing is to swallow.

  44. CYBERPOOF: But when in doubt, spit it out.

    MAXI CANE: Oh I certainly hope not.

  45. sits down with fellow friends and reads to them from the infomaniac bible. explains that step two is to send in pictures of their buttocks for mjs inspection and pubic ridicule...

  46. Did you mean "public" ridicule or "pubic" ridicule. I guess it doesn't really matter because MJ does both.

  47. VOICES & RANDOM: *ignores the pair of you as I've just spilled yogurt (no, that's not a euphemism) all over my skirt*

  48. RANDOM IS A QUICK ONE... very quick... knowing my spelling one might think it was written in error...

    (meanwhile back at mjs ranch for young boys, voices is still teaching three new recruits of the finer lessons to be learned at the infomaniac compound. showing them just how a DP scenario might work with the boys hats.)

  49. now shes skipping lessons... spilling yogurt isnt until chapter sixty nine!

  50. I don't know what's up with the hats, but I KNOW what's up with those two on the right.

  51. VOICES: There will be a special workshop on preventing premature yogurt spillage.

    Do you have anything to get this stain out?

    HEFF: Okay, Mr. Man-of-the-World, let us in on your secret.

  52. When in doubt apply more glitter!

  53. Its an old 30s B-Movie! "The Invisible Midget"...........

  54. Wear your stains with pride!
    It's the only way.

  55. CYBERPOOF: Shine on, you crazy diamond.

    TONY: You and your insatiable penchant for midget porn.

    MAGO: I feel like Lady MacBeth.

    "Out, dam'd spot! Out, I say!"

  56. A little water clears us of this deed.
    By the pricking of my thumbs,
    Something wicked this way comes.

    Ein Schuft, wer Böses dabei denkt.

  57. All we can hope it that in the next frame there's some man love going on...

  58. MAGO: Is this a dagger which I see before me,
    The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.

    Hmmm...This is subject to interpretation.

    T-BIRD: Another few beers should do the trick.

  59. Looking up "Hat" in the dictionary.

  60. ...Or taking the first lesson in the "Manlove for Beginners" corespondance course.

    Lesson 1: How to show your head.

  61. KAPI: What have you done with Hugh Laurie?

    Is that your personal assistant on the phone?

    Will you teach my "Manlove for Beginners" course?

  62. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
    Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
    To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
    A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
    Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?

    Screw my courage to the sticking-place,
    And we'll not fail.

  63. MAGO: I have a sizable sticking-place on my skirt from the yogurt spillage!

    Are you sure that's just your courage you're attempting to screw to it?

  64. Maybe just rub it in?

  65. ***staggers in from Kitchen Bitch Shift at Cafe C***

  66. MAGO: Creamy.

    BEAST: Poor Beastie.

    I thought Blogger ate you along with your comments.

    By the way, Blogger ate other people's comments too.

  67. sorry MJ but need to make a comment to beast...
    beast i have tried to comment on your blog twice and it will not allow me...i am not avoiding you or not reading...i just can't respond...

  68. DAISY: 69th!

    Do I LOOK like Beast's lackey? Oh all right. Just this once.

    Blogger has been eating comments on several readers' blogs.

    Beast's comments are slowly coming back to that posting.

    Let's hope the problem is cleared back up by tomorrow so we can publicly humiliate him in his comments section as usual.

  69. It's a wedding rehersal and they're at the part where their marriage gets blessed. Now kiss the bride.

  70. JOE: I give the marriage a year. Tops.