Friday, August 08, 2008

Filthy Friday

Bigger than a change purse.

Big enough to use as a handbag, really, isn’t it?...


(click if you need it bigger)


Any other uses?
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54 comments:

  1. just bob10:49 PM, August 07, 2008

    Eeewwww...... a gunt.

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  2. Jenny11:04 PM, August 07, 2008

    uh. er. umh.

    I need to leave.

    Damn, I missed firsty by 11 minutes.

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  3. The Mistress11:15 PM, August 07, 2008

    BOB: I bet you wet your gunties when you saw it.

    BOXER: It's guntie-sniffers like Bob who spoil your firsties.

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  4. eroswings11:38 PM, August 07, 2008

    Handbag!?! Don't you mean trash bag!!!

    Good lawd! That thing qualifies as luggage! Not the carry-on kind, but the checked-in kind!

    The shirt looks nice though. It almost pulls away the attention from her vaGiant!

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  5. The Mistress12:32 AM, August 08, 2008

    EROS: And did you notice it's an ORANGE shirt?

    Like IVD's orange shirt?

    Do you suppose this is what IVD would look like if he got a sex change and gained a hundred pounds?

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  6. CSI Seattle12:46 AM, August 08, 2008

    I'd leave a comment, but I just remembered that I need to pull my truck into the garage.

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  7. eroswings1:06 AM, August 08, 2008

    MJ, it would have to be at least a 200 lbs gain to get those rolls! Not to mention transplanting the vagina of a blue whale!

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  8. The Mistress1:12 AM, August 08, 2008

    CSI: Beep beep beep...wide load!

    EROS: Well, you have to admit that IVD's been baking and eating a lot of cake lately.

    AND he secretly has a front bottom.

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  9. Unknown2:15 AM, August 08, 2008

    Hmmm....I think I need to minimize this screen quickly!

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  10. BEAST2:27 AM, August 08, 2008

    It looks like its trying to say something !!! can anyone lip read

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  11. CyberPete2:37 AM, August 08, 2008

    Oi! You got the exclusive first promo picture from Paris Hiltons new purse line?

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  12. Carnalis3:36 AM, August 08, 2008

    for a moment i was about to say ..

    'NO mj, HNT was yesterday'

    and then i scrolled down just a little bit further.

    Not just filthy, but freaky.

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  13. Inexplicable DeVice5:26 AM, August 08, 2008

    I do NOT have a front bottom!

    I can't tell you how quickly I scrolled down to get to the comments. I didn't see the Thing for long, but it felt like an eternity.

    I think I'm going to pass out...

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  14. Kapitano6:03 AM, August 08, 2008

    Queen of the airport smugglers.

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  15. Devine Dora6:47 AM, August 08, 2008

    That thing could eat you and not in a way that would be anything like a plesant experience.

    Flaps in your lap much????

    EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

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  16. The Mistress8:33 AM, August 08, 2008

    ROBYN: “Filthy Friday”

    The clue is in the title.

    BEAST: Is it trying to convey an important message?

    Translate for us, oh Beastly one!

    CYBERPOOF: That’s not hot.

    CARNALIS: I’m running a halfway house for HNT rejects.

    IVD: *arranges IVD on chaise lounge with arm artfully draped across his fevered brow*

    *attempts to revive him from his case of the vapors with smelling salts and perhaps a bit of cake*

    KAPI: How many illegal aliens are on board?

    DORA: You don’t like to eat her with your little mouth?

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  17. Anonymous10:16 AM, August 08, 2008

    I think someone should look into some good razors and do a little landscaping.

    Blech.

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  18. Anonymous10:17 AM, August 08, 2008

    Sweet Jaysus Kriste, thats the most repulsive looking crotch I've ever seen. Don't suppose you have her phone number at all?

    Great blog.... love it!

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  19. Peevish McSnark10:42 AM, August 08, 2008

    Talk about your mudflaps...

    Forget razors, that woman needs a scalpel and a very talented plastic surgeon.

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  20. Heff11:42 AM, August 08, 2008

    GAAAAAHHHH !!!

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  21. Leah11:51 AM, August 08, 2008

    It's nothing less than a glorious monument to Woman. Let's have it bronzed and I've got connections with the public art fund!

    Or, alternately, the Coney Island side show is looking for something more than mere fire-eating and tattoos...

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  22. INNER VOICES12:14 PM, August 08, 2008

    i think i see a hand trying to grab ahold of something to climb out of it...



    *wishes he had not seen the photo and thinks happy thoughts*

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  23. BEAST12:23 PM, August 08, 2008

    I dread to think what it looks like when she is walking upstairs

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  24. The Mistress12:31 PM, August 08, 2008

    CATSCRATCH: There’s isn’t a weed whacker powerful enough.

    BOLLIX: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    I think we’re going to get on fine.

    I’m basing this not only upon your blog content, but on the fact that your name is Bollix: one of my favourite words.

    Bollix! Bollix! Bollix!

    See what I mean?

    Unfortunately, you can’t date her as she’s not a client with the Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.

    PEEVISH: Or a hair braiding stylist.

    HEFF: GAAAAAHHHH is HAG backwards.

    LEAH: She’s a modern-day Venus of Willendorf.

    VOICES: Do you see a helmet with a light on it in there?

    Beast has been spelunking again.

    BEAST: As Jack Lemmon said to Tony Curtis as he watched Marilyn Monroe walking in “Some Like It Hot”…

    “Like Jell-O on springs”.

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  25. CyberPete12:36 PM, August 08, 2008

    Neither is Paris Hiltons purse line.

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  26. INNER VOICES12:40 PM, August 08, 2008

    *oddly back for more, our hero speaks again*


    "wots it got in its pocket, my precious*

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  27. The Mistress12:46 PM, August 08, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: Neither is Paris Hilton.

    VOICES: What are you?

    A hand puppet?

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  28. BEAST12:51 PM, August 08, 2008

    Beasts caption competition...


    No MJ I said flash the C A S H

    Gedditttt ?????????

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  29. CyberPete12:53 PM, August 08, 2008

    Touché!

    Thank fuck she left Copenhagen today.

    Why would anyone wanna make it any bigger?

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  30. The Mistress1:00 PM, August 08, 2008

    BEAST: Godditttt!

    I see the wee torch on your helmet helped you find your way out of the cave.

    What an ordeal.

    Do you have anything to say to our news crew?

    CYBERPOOF: If you mention her name here again, I'm going to get the woman in the photo to sit on your face.

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  31. Anonymous1:15 PM, August 08, 2008

    Geez Louise, that thing is gonna bite me!

    YAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

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  32. Old Knudsen1:28 PM, August 08, 2008

    I'd totally fill that up. Imagine her sitting there thinking how hot she is as her husband snaps away.

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  33. CyberPete1:50 PM, August 08, 2008

    My lips are sealed

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  34. INNER VOICES2:21 PM, August 08, 2008

    "ITS GOT THE RING IN ITS POCKET"



    sheesh, hand puppet. no i was impersonating the c.g. version of golum.....



    *squints eyes and frowns at mj*

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  35. The Mistress2:36 PM, August 08, 2008

    RANDOM: If you reverse the letters in “YAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!” and add an “O” to the front of it, you’ve got “OKAY” …

    This indicates to me that you like it. You really, really like it.

    KNUDSEN: Yes, because of your large shoe size, I’m sure your boot WOULD get lost up there.

    CYBERPOOF: Maybe you want to use some of that sealant on that hole before Beast gets himself lost in there again.

    VOICES: Is there a CG version of Inner Voices?

    If so, I am powering off.

    Oh dear, can't see you now.

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  36. CyberPete2:54 PM, August 08, 2008

    Well as long as I don't have to get anywhere near it.

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  37. INNER VOICES4:10 PM, August 08, 2008

    i'm still here.... you just cant see me now... i dont know which would be worse...

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  38. The Mistress4:50 PM, August 08, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: Caulking gun provided.

    VOICES: Ouch!

    Someone goosed me!

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  39. Anonymous5:52 PM, August 08, 2008

    Ach, I lost my courage ...

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  40. INNER VOICES6:21 PM, August 08, 2008

    *throws voice to get mj to look the other way. checks her for "spilled yogurt"

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  41. Anonymous6:40 PM, August 08, 2008

    *snaps IV's bra strap and hides under the table with a vodka tonic*

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  42. INNER VOICES6:51 PM, August 08, 2008

    ahem... "its not a bra... its a bro, you know a supporter for men" thank you very much!!!!


    i wonder what kind of support system the woman/thing in mjs photo wears. couldnt be standard issue...



    *pretends not to see random chick and passes gas under table while bending over to tie shoe*

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  43. The Mistress7:30 PM, August 08, 2008

    MAGO: Perhaps your courage is lost somewhere in there but I wouldn't advise going in without protection.

    VOICES & RANDOM: Shut up. I'm getting ready to go out for the evening and I don't need your nattering as a distraction. I'll be home early, no doubt, thanks to SATANIC CRAMPS FROM HELL. I want a refund on my uterus.

    *snatches vodka tonic from Random and lights a match to eliminate foul odor from Voices*

    *accidentally singes off eyebrows*

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  44. Prunella Jones8:39 PM, August 08, 2008

    GAH

    I didn't think anything could turn me off of the bag of Cheetos I was just eating, but that did it.

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  45. Neponset River Bridge Dig10:36 PM, August 08, 2008

    Holy Shite!!!!! ewwwwww

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  46. Istvanski7:23 AM, August 09, 2008

    I'm using remote net access and this pic pops up - there were small children around, how embarrassing!

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  47. Daisy7:34 AM, August 09, 2008

    omfg you never cease to amaze me!

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  48. The Mistress8:40 AM, August 09, 2008

    PRU: Cheetos?

    Do you want to end up like Britney Spears?

    RICH: Always a pleasure when you drop in.

    ISTVANSKI: Just tell them it’s a hairy handbag.

    DAISY: But it’s not as amazing as if I could bend spoons with my mind.

    I’m still working on that.

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  49. Anonymous9:51 AM, August 09, 2008

    I'll thank you not to post any more pictures of my mother.

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  50. Daisy9:53 AM, August 09, 2008

    mj...i've been practicing bending things with my mind...will have to let you know how that works out...ummm now where is beast?

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  51. Anonymous12:02 PM, August 09, 2008

    *vomits entire contents of body up*

    You filthy cunt.

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  52. The Mistress12:05 PM, August 09, 2008

    MAXI CANE: Must have been an easy birth.

    DAISY: Beast has gone into hiding lest Mr C drag him out of there for kitchen slave duty.

    PIGGY: I'm sure your vomiting was triggered from eating at Smunty's for the last few days.

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  53. Miss Smuggersham7:15 PM, August 09, 2008

    That's a crime against vaginas. And pubic hair. No wonder she can't groom - she's too fat to reach down.

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  54. The Mistress10:54 PM, August 09, 2008

    T-BIRD: Well don’t just stand there with those hedge clippers in your hand.

    Help her out!

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