Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Keep Your Hair On

I’d love to create a proper post for you today but I have to wash my hair.



Oh keep your hair on.

I’ll be back on Thursday.
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37 comments:

  1. eroswings1:56 AM, August 27, 2008

    You know, if you have it all waxed off instead of that silly Brazilian, you'd never have to worry about washing that hair til it grows back and it's time to revisit the salon.

    And eat more fiber. That'll help you have one large poo instead of mini ones every ten minutes.

    See ya Thursday!

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  2. Inexplicable DeVice3:35 AM, August 27, 2008

    Minipoo? Obviously didn't come out of Piggy's arse, then.

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  3. Barlinnie4:12 AM, August 27, 2008

    She's obviously referring to the hair on her back, because I've seen everywhere else and it's totally lickable smooth.
    Apart from that one long hair growing out of the mole on her chin. Now that's a real butt clencher.

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  4. BEAST7:16 AM, August 27, 2008

    Have you gone for a ride on your bike ????

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  5. Geoff8:11 AM, August 27, 2008

    I used dry shampoo for a while.

    That was shit, too.

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  6. The Mistress9:26 AM, August 27, 2008

    EROS: I’ll keep you in mind at Easter when I’ll disguise them as miniature eggs in your basket.

    IVD: How much money must Tazzy and Piggy spend always calling the plumber round?

    BOLLIX: I would respond to you but you wouldn’t be able to hear me for the hair growing out of your ears.

    And don’t your friends call you “Frodo Feet”?

    BEAST: On your bike, Beast. On your bike.

    GEOFF: Then how DO you maintain your luxurious locks?

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  7. garfer9:49 AM, August 27, 2008

    Obviously suitable for gingers.

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  8. Heff9:53 AM, August 27, 2008

    "For that Fresh and Clean sensation, try MiniPoo".

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  9. The Mistress10:06 AM, August 27, 2008

    GARFY: If only it could cure Gingervitis.

    HEFF: When you really need minty freshness, try Sphincterine.

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  10. savannah11:04 AM, August 27, 2008

    omg! that is some funny sh- i meant stuff, sugar! xoxo

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  11. CyberPete11:28 AM, August 27, 2008

    minipoo? Is that for your hairy arse then?

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  12. Jenny11:52 AM, August 27, 2008

    12th?

    bah.

    Does this mean you haven't washed your hair in 12 days? 'Cuz I'd kinda be impressed with that.

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  13. tony12:23 PM, August 27, 2008

    Why Use A Shampoo When you can have a Real Poo?

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  14. The Mistress12:35 PM, August 27, 2008

    SAVANNAH: You and your potty mouth.

    CYBERPOOF: Perhaps our favourite waiter, Manuel, will drop by later.

    His wins hands-down for hairiest arse.

    BOXER: Are you insinuating I’m filthy?

    TONY: Well that’s fine for you simple folk in Hebden Bridge.

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  15. Anonymous12:39 PM, August 27, 2008

    What the hell is "dry shampoo?" I would stay away from that stuff If I were you.

    YAY!. We are eagerly awaiting Mistress MJ's return, like little minions drooling.

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  16. The Mistress1:03 PM, August 27, 2008

    RANDOM: You know the house rules on my blog…

    No peeing, no barfing, no drooling.

    I am not your mother.

    Clean up after your own mess.

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  17. BEAST1:05 PM, August 27, 2008

    ***cocks leg up MJ's curtains ***

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  18. Anonymous1:12 PM, August 27, 2008

    Awww gee. You're no fun.

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  19. Jenny1:16 PM, August 27, 2008

    Jeez, Random Chick, I know. I'll sure be happy when she's finished with her 12 step program, I mean WORK.

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  20. The Mistress1:25 PM, August 27, 2008

    BEAST: I have made it known all throughout BlogLand that I am NOT speaking to you until you apologize for that pic of my bike.

    Which is NOT me, incidentally.

    RANDOM & BOXER: Keep your shirts on, you impatient bitches.

    We'll be celebrating tomorrow.

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  21. BEAST1:32 PM, August 27, 2008

    "you apologize for that pic of my bike".
    Methinks Miss MJ doth protest too much

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  22. The Mistress1:41 PM, August 27, 2008

    BEAST: What pic of your bike?

    Piffle.

    Stop making up stories.

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  23. CyberPete2:10 PM, August 27, 2008

    Are you riding Beasties 'bike' ?

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  24. BEAST2:58 PM, August 27, 2008

    Your Bike you daft canuck baggage I was paraphrasing your previous comment.
    I have published a 'heartfelt' apology on myblog

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  25. The Mistress3:03 PM, August 27, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: How dare you suggest I mount that broken down old clunker?

    BEAST: Apology accepted, IF, as you say, there really IS an apology on your blog.

    I shall be ‘round late tonight after work to check.

    By the time I get home tonight, it will be time to get up in the UK, and a sleepy Beasty will be throwing off his stinky duvet to greet the day.

    A stinky duvet that could use some of this shampoo, I might add.

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  26. BEAST3:24 PM, August 27, 2008

    too warm for a duvet at the moment

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  27. Anonymous4:00 PM, August 27, 2008

    We do minipoo's. Well I do. Poor Hippo doesn't have a mouth, so he has nothing to poo.

    Can you imagine how awful it must feel having never poo'd? A sensation thats not entirely unpleasant. Poor little Hippo just doesn't know what he's missing.

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  28. Anonymous4:04 PM, August 27, 2008

    "sniff"

    I wish I still had a use for shampoo.

    "sniff"

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  29. LẌ4:36 PM, August 27, 2008

    My cats wouldn't like 10 minutes of dry shampooing.

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  30. Prunella Jones7:15 PM, August 27, 2008

    I use Minipoo 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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  31. Manuel7:45 PM, August 27, 2008

    I hate sham-poo get me the real stuff......

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  32. Romeo Morningwood12:11 AM, August 28, 2008

    Mini the Poo,
    Mini the Poo,
    stubby little nubby now sluffed with stuff.
    Mini the Poo,
    Mini the Poo,
    You can even use it down there?

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  33. The Mistress1:06 AM, August 28, 2008

    BEAST: Are you having hot flashes, dear?

    PUPPY&HIPPO: I have a recipe for a chamomile tea enema.

    MAXI: Are you follicly-challenged?

    There are several other bloggers here in the Hair Club for Men.

    XL: Pussies don’t like to be shampooed.

    PRU: You’re a foxy lady, that’s why.

    MANUEL: Sham-pain, perhaps?

    DONNNNN:You’ve just reminded me of something.

    I’ll post it next week.

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  34. Anonymous10:12 AM, August 28, 2008

    No, my follicles are Maxi challenged.

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  35. The Mistress10:55 AM, August 28, 2008

    MAXI: *pretends to understand what Maxi is on about*

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  36. Anonymous5:53 PM, August 28, 2008

    dry shampoo makes me nervous!

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  37. The Mistress6:05 PM, August 28, 2008

    MELEAH: I'll hold your hand while you work up a lather.

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