Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Keep Your Hair On

I’d love to create a proper post for you today but I have to wash my hair.



Oh keep your hair on.

I’ll be back on Thursday.

37 comments:

  1. You know, if you have it all waxed off instead of that silly Brazilian, you'd never have to worry about washing that hair til it grows back and it's time to revisit the salon.

    And eat more fiber. That'll help you have one large poo instead of mini ones every ten minutes.

    See ya Thursday!

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  2. Minipoo? Obviously didn't come out of Piggy's arse, then.

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  3. She's obviously referring to the hair on her back, because I've seen everywhere else and it's totally lickable smooth.
    Apart from that one long hair growing out of the mole on her chin. Now that's a real butt clencher.

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  4. Have you gone for a ride on your bike ????

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  5. I used dry shampoo for a while.

    That was shit, too.

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  6. EROS: I’ll keep you in mind at Easter when I’ll disguise them as miniature eggs in your basket.

    IVD: How much money must Tazzy and Piggy spend always calling the plumber round?

    BOLLIX: I would respond to you but you wouldn’t be able to hear me for the hair growing out of your ears.

    And don’t your friends call you “Frodo Feet”?

    BEAST: On your bike, Beast. On your bike.

    GEOFF: Then how DO you maintain your luxurious locks?

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  7. Obviously suitable for gingers.

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  8. "For that Fresh and Clean sensation, try MiniPoo".

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  9. GARFY: If only it could cure Gingervitis.

    HEFF: When you really need minty freshness, try Sphincterine.

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  10. omg! that is some funny sh- i meant stuff, sugar! xoxo

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  11. minipoo? Is that for your hairy arse then?

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  12. 12th?

    bah.

    Does this mean you haven't washed your hair in 12 days? 'Cuz I'd kinda be impressed with that.

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  13. Why Use A Shampoo When you can have a Real Poo?

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  14. SAVANNAH: You and your potty mouth.

    CYBERPOOF: Perhaps our favourite waiter, Manuel, will drop by later.

    His wins hands-down for hairiest arse.

    BOXER: Are you insinuating I’m filthy?

    TONY: Well that’s fine for you simple folk in Hebden Bridge.

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  15. What the hell is "dry shampoo?" I would stay away from that stuff If I were you.

    YAY!. We are eagerly awaiting Mistress MJ's return, like little minions drooling.

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  16. RANDOM: You know the house rules on my blog…

    No peeing, no barfing, no drooling.

    I am not your mother.

    Clean up after your own mess.

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  17. ***cocks leg up MJ's curtains ***

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  18. Jeez, Random Chick, I know. I'll sure be happy when she's finished with her 12 step program, I mean WORK.

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  19. BEAST: I have made it known all throughout BlogLand that I am NOT speaking to you until you apologize for that pic of my bike.

    Which is NOT me, incidentally.

    RANDOM & BOXER: Keep your shirts on, you impatient bitches.

    We'll be celebrating tomorrow.

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  20. "you apologize for that pic of my bike".
    Methinks Miss MJ doth protest too much

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  21. BEAST: What pic of your bike?

    Piffle.

    Stop making up stories.

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  22. Are you riding Beasties 'bike' ?

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  23. Your Bike you daft canuck baggage I was paraphrasing your previous comment.
    I have published a 'heartfelt' apology on myblog

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  24. CYBERPOOF: How dare you suggest I mount that broken down old clunker?

    BEAST: Apology accepted, IF, as you say, there really IS an apology on your blog.

    I shall be ‘round late tonight after work to check.

    By the time I get home tonight, it will be time to get up in the UK, and a sleepy Beasty will be throwing off his stinky duvet to greet the day.

    A stinky duvet that could use some of this shampoo, I might add.

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  25. too warm for a duvet at the moment

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  26. We do minipoo's. Well I do. Poor Hippo doesn't have a mouth, so he has nothing to poo.

    Can you imagine how awful it must feel having never poo'd? A sensation thats not entirely unpleasant. Poor little Hippo just doesn't know what he's missing.

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  27. "sniff"

    I wish I still had a use for shampoo.

    "sniff"

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  28. My cats wouldn't like 10 minutes of dry shampooing.

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  29. I use Minipoo 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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  30. I hate sham-poo get me the real stuff......

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  31. Mini the Poo,
    Mini the Poo,
    stubby little nubby now sluffed with stuff.
    Mini the Poo,
    Mini the Poo,
    You can even use it down there?

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  32. BEAST: Are you having hot flashes, dear?

    PUPPY&HIPPO: I have a recipe for a chamomile tea enema.

    MAXI: Are you follicly-challenged?

    There are several other bloggers here in the Hair Club for Men.

    XL: Pussies don’t like to be shampooed.

    PRU: You’re a foxy lady, that’s why.

    MANUEL: Sham-pain, perhaps?

    DONNNNN:You’ve just reminded me of something.

    I’ll post it next week.

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  33. No, my follicles are Maxi challenged.

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  34. MAXI: *pretends to understand what Maxi is on about*

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  35. MELEAH: I'll hold your hand while you work up a lather.

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