Thursday, July 10, 2008

Summer Hols – Day 2

On Day Two of my summer vacation I met up with this amiable bunch of beach bums . . .


(clicking the pic brings them up close and personal...share the experience!)


They expressed an interest in signing up for the Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service!
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40 comments:

  1. Jenny12:53 AM, July 10, 2008

    when are they due?

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  2. BEAST1:38 AM, July 10, 2008

    Did you lure them with a bag of donuts ???

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    1. Anonymous5:57 PM, January 21, 2015

      That's not funny... It's Hi-La-Re-Us!... And I'm fat too...

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  3. KAZ2:53 AM, July 10, 2008

    So you're in Spain as well.
    Looks like 'Club 48 - 60'.

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  4. garfer3:50 AM, July 10, 2008

    I like watching naked beach volleyball, but not when it's played by fat blokes.

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  5. Istvanski5:11 AM, July 10, 2008

    Pity their stomachs didn't 'shrink in the wash' too.

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  6. eroswings5:58 AM, July 10, 2008

    Ah, so you went whale watching and came upon a of pod of beached whales...

    I hope you dragged them back in the water where they belong--hopefully to be harpooned soon by some Native American tribe or Japanese whaler.

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  7. The Mistress8:02 AM, July 10, 2008

    BOXER: They’re due at your place round half past two.

    When they’re finished with KAZ.

    BEAST: Lure them with donuts?

    I think not.

    They’re foreigners, not Canadians.

    KAZ: Is that their age or their waist size?

    GARFY: But there are just as many jiggly bits.

    ISTVANSKI: What we have here is a classic case of koro.

    EROS: I’m keeping my distance from their blowholes.

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  8. Bittersweet10:46 AM, July 10, 2008

    it's terrible!!! what happened to their peni? they are almost all woren away ... *gasp*

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  9. Anonymous11:07 AM, July 10, 2008

    They haven't seen their winkies in a long, long time.

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  10. Peevish McSnark11:15 AM, July 10, 2008

    I've never seen such a pronounced case of "dickie-do"

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  11. Neponset River Bridge Dig11:50 AM, July 10, 2008

    Holy shit!!!

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  12. The Mistress12:16 PM, July 10, 2008

    BITTERSWEET: Looks like their penii took vacations too.

    MYTOES: But lucky us.

    We CAN see them!

    PEEVISH: Sure it’s dickie do but putting them on display is a dickie don’t.

    RICH: Merde alors!

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  13. FirstNations12:30 PM, July 10, 2008

    i love how old man on the far right there is actually trying to suck in his gut. good gravy marie thats a lotta acreage.

    of course you know that the reason they have vienna sized sausages is because anything that stays in the shade too long won't grow.

    I'll be here all week.

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  14. CyberPete1:06 PM, July 10, 2008

    ....and I'm never eating again!

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  15. Inexplicable DeVice2:28 PM, July 10, 2008

    It's not a line up of novelty space hoppers is it?

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  16. MommyHeadache2:36 PM, July 10, 2008

    It would be funny having a gang bang with that lot. I can just see the headline:
    Emmak asphixiated when blubber sex games go awry

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  17. The Mistress2:53 PM, July 10, 2008

    NATIONS: Speaking of Vienna sized sausages, where’s that Pigs in a Blanket recipe you promised me?

    CYBERPOOF: Are you sure you wouldn’t like an appetizer?

    *waves cocktail weiner on a toothpick under CyberPoof’s nose*

    IVD: Spacehoppers, yes.

    But their handles are too small to get a proper grip.

    EMMA: Don’t go there without a snorkel.

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  18. Geoff3:23 PM, July 10, 2008

    If Baywatch was sponsored by Molson...

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  19. CyberPete3:30 PM, July 10, 2008

    No thank you. I would like a fruity rum cocktail though.

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  20. The Mistress3:34 PM, July 10, 2008

    GEOFF: *tries not to imagine David Hasselhoff with a Molson Muscle*

    CYBERPOOF: *mixes CyberPoof some “fruity goodness”*

    *glares menacingly at IVD and scratches him off my postcard list*

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  21. Axe Victim5:14 PM, July 10, 2008

    Canada eh? How marvelous. I have recently been on late night wireless in Canada. Perhaps you heard? Does this mean I qualify to live there?

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  22. LẌ5:29 PM, July 10, 2008

    Was the water was very, very, very cold?

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  23. The Mistress5:43 PM, July 10, 2008

    AXEVICTIM: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    I won’t know if you deserve Canadian citizenship or not until you’ve shown me your bare arse like the rest of my male readers.

    Snap to it. Send me a pic.

    We can talk after that.

    XL: The water was tepid.

    As MyToes said, “They haven't seen their winkies in a long, long time.”

    Let it be a warning to you not to supersize your happy meals.

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  24. kimba6:51 PM, July 10, 2008

    ..and not a penis amongst them..
    Surely this is not coincidnence?

    They must all belong to the 'little big men club'.. and the guy second from the left is a new member (ha!) and that is why he is getting the special little tummy pat..

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  25. The Mistress7:10 PM, July 10, 2008

    KIMBA: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    You do realize that Anonymous Boxer and I are keeping our eyes on you lest you run off with Old Knudsen’s cap?

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  26. Manuel7:26 PM, July 10, 2008

    just missing me to complete the set of hideousness....

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  27. Anonymous9:46 PM, July 10, 2008

    Right. That sheds little light on the penis question I had...

    Get it? Little light...

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  28. CSI Seattle10:27 PM, July 10, 2008

    This is just Rong. R O N G rong!

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  29. Practically Joe12:06 AM, July 11, 2008

    I notice their feet have sunk below sand level ... if you had them posing any longer you probably would have ended up with five head shots and ruined this whole post.
    or maybe not ... "oh ... there's an ocean behind them!!!

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  30. The Mistress12:56 AM, July 11, 2008

    MANUEL: Nonsense!

    It was your delectable round arse that saved this blog.

    DIVA: A light THAT tiny requires an AAAA battery.

    CSI: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Two rongs don't make a wright.

    JOE: I just regret that I didn't get a shot of them from behind.

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  31. Heff11:38 AM, July 11, 2008

    I kinda followed AxeVictim over here. After seeing that photo, I'm not sure if I'm glad I did.

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  32. The Mistress12:12 PM, July 11, 2008

    HEFF: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Would you have preferred a naked group photo of Megadeath?

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  33. Romeo Morningwood1:38 PM, July 11, 2008

    They should be processed to feed starving children in the Third World..
    right there on the beach that's about 1250 lbs of beef marinated in beer and baby oil being slowly baked for 8 hours @ 100 degrees...

    add a nice Chianti and some fava beans and Bob's yer Uncle!

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  34. The Mistress2:22 PM, July 11, 2008

    DONNNNN: Thank you for sharing your recipe from the Hannibal Lecter Cookbook.

    What’s for dessert? Ladyfingers?

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  35. Anonymous4:07 PM, July 11, 2008

    A self-help-group for castrati? Champions of the all-you-can-eat-and-barf contest down at the marina? Der Weg allen Fleisches? The way all the flesh goes? The German word for a real fat belly is "Wampe" and boy those have some. I am a thin herring against that.

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  36. The Mistress4:37 PM, July 11, 2008

    MAGO: Eat up!

    Help yourself to more Schweinebraten und Kartoffelknoedel.

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  37. Anonymous1:09 PM, July 12, 2008

    Given the different food scandals here I slowly get vegeterian. At least I eat only flesh I can still recognize as animal part.

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  38. pissoff10:21 PM, July 12, 2008

    That's just so wrong.

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  39. Anonymous7:29 PM, June 28, 2016

    I think they are sexy and would blow everyone if them!

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