Monday, July 28, 2008
The Infomaniac Knitting Blog
It seems that most of you big pansies took offence to the content on yesterday’s Cake Farts posting.
In fact, some of you (KAZ) went so far as to run off in search of a "nice knitting blog."
Well, look no further as Infomaniac has turned over a new leaf and shall henceforth be known as The Infomaniac Knitting Blog.
I’m assuming that you're all familiar with the basic knit and purl stitches. If not, I’ll have to whip you into shape…
Are you ready for your first project?
Knit yourself a uterus.
Knitted uterus: suitable for flinging at annoying fellow bloggers
And when you’ve completed that, I want to see all of you with knitted gas masks.
Knitted gas mask: handy for enduring the stench of Beast’s “tawdry little blog”
Let me hear those knitting needles clacking, bitches!