Friday, July 18, 2008

Filthy Friday


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  1. eroswings1:38 AM, July 18, 2008

    OH MY GAWD!!!

    I don't know what's worse: the sofa, the painting, or the tooth decay on that old man!

    Poor taste! Poor vision! and Poor oral hygiene!

    I'd ask his partner about about his own oral hygiene but his mouth is a little full at this time!

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  2. Jenny1:56 AM, July 18, 2008

    If you've ever wondered if you've gone too far,

    today would be the day.

    Well done! Filthy Friday!

    Second! Woo hoo.

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  3. BEAST2:11 AM, July 18, 2008

    Whoppeeeeeeeeee its filthy Friday.
    Gross
    Yuk
    and thats just the sofa , dont get me started on the two old farts

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  4. KAZ2:18 AM, July 18, 2008

    At least there seems to be something good on the telly.

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  5. The Mistress2:26 AM, July 18, 2008

    EROS: Tooth decay?

    Must be Brits with all their humbug sucking.

    BOXER: I’ve gone too far?

    *impersonates Karen Carpenter warbling “We’ve Only Just Begun”*

    BEAST: I could say something about your fireside rug IF I were the type to make bitchy remarks about your home décor.

    KAZ: He’s watching the first gay kiss on Corrie.

    I told you we’re ages behind in episodes here.

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  6. Unknown2:35 AM, July 18, 2008

    WTF?! I am so with eroswings...it's all horrible! And damn man, old dude doesn't even have a true hard on...all limp dick! WOW! At least give it the ol' college try...Suck grandpa..come on!

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  7. The Mistress2:42 AM, July 18, 2008

    ROBYN: You’d make a good cheerleader.

    Here. Try on this outfit for us.

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  8. Inexplicable DeVice4:27 AM, July 18, 2008

    ::calls out to houseboy:: Is my bleach eyebath ready yet?

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  9. Istvanski4:48 AM, July 18, 2008

    I will not biggify.

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  10. Anonymous5:21 AM, July 18, 2008

    It's a kind of "joy of the monstrosity" that makes me come here on Friday ("Freude am Ungeheuerlichen", am Frevel). And you are ready to deliver. Thank you.

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  11. garfer5:39 AM, July 18, 2008

    That's a Mickey Rooney lookalike if ever I've seen one.

    What would Judy Garland have thunk?

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  12. kimba5:43 AM, July 18, 2008

    The thing I LOVE about this pic is.. not only can you embiggen with a click.. it is SCRATCH AND SNIFF as well!!

    clever girl MJ.
    x

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  13. CyberPete5:44 AM, July 18, 2008

    I'm so glad I didn't stay up for that!

    Bingowings is spot on!

    I think the worst thing in that photo is the sofa though. It's just screaming at me.

    Actually my parents had a sofa for their guest room that looked a little bit like it. It's a wonder I turned out as well as I did.

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  14. Manuel6:40 AM, July 18, 2008

    why mj why?

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  15. Bittersweet8:10 AM, July 18, 2008

    biggify? why????

    they look so enraptured NOT. It is his resting hands that really disturbed me *shudder*

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  16. The Mistress8:16 AM, July 18, 2008

    IVD: Houseboy my arse.

    More likely Mummy is there for the weekend.

    ISTVANSKI: Will you not biggify on the grounds that you don’t want a close-up of old men having it on?

    Or on the grounds of my mangling the English language with the word “biggify”?

    MAGO: I’m attempting a translation.

    Happy to lick WHAT?

    GARFY: Let’s put on a show!

    KIMBA: Smells like geezer spirit.

    CYBERPETE: Your parents sent me this photo, actually.

    It’s your granddad and one of his mates, so they said.

    MANUEL: Why, you ask?

    I’ll tell you why.

    Because not enough of you fellas (you excluded, of course) are sending me photos of your bare arses.

    That ISTVANSKI fella, for example.

    BITCHES: A reminder that new Infomaniac readers (male) must send me a photo of their bare bottom!

    BITTERSWEET: I’m disturbed that he may be wearing these on his feet.

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  17. Leah8:26 AM, July 18, 2008

    My first, unsuspecting, visit to Filthy Friday. But why "filthy"? They look washed and pink to me.

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  18. The Mistress8:49 AM, July 18, 2008

    LEAH: Because they're sitting on the sofa without their pants on!

    Didn't your mother ever tell you to place a towel on the sofa if you're going to sit there nekkid?

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  19. CyberPete10:29 AM, July 18, 2008

    Wow that's amazing because my grandads died in 1962 and 1989 and they didn't get that sofa until around 1992

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  20. Heff11:19 AM, July 18, 2008

    Oh, GodDamn. Now I have to clean vomit off my monitor.

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  21. The Mistress11:53 AM, July 18, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: So your parents lied to me.

    Just the way they lied to you about how you were planned.

    HEFF: It's not my fault you can't hold your liquor.

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  22. CyberPete11:55 AM, July 18, 2008

    I know I wasn't planned. Why would they want ANOTHER kid when they had two already, and it makes more sense the way they act towards me.

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  23. Old Knudsen3:30 PM, July 18, 2008

    The design of the settee hides all the skids........... an old fucker trick.

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  24. Old Knudsen3:31 PM, July 18, 2008

    yeah 23rd suck it bitches!!

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  25. CyberPete3:33 PM, July 18, 2008

    What are you doing still up Old Knudsen, isn't it way past your bedtime?

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  26. The Mistress3:48 PM, July 18, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: I think you were hatched.

    KNUDSEN: If you treat the sofa with Scotchgard™, will it protect it against Scots?

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  27. CyberPete4:30 PM, July 18, 2008

    I hope I was, it would be less disturbing than the alternative.

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  28. Anonymous4:41 PM, July 18, 2008

    Ummmmm.


    Ewwwww.

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  29. savannah5:06 PM, July 18, 2008

    i KNEW i shouldn't look in today...happy thoughts, happy thoughts, happy thoughts...go look at the ford models talk about how to deal with curly hair... xoxoxox

    *yes, i'm killing time until the plane lands*

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  30. INNER VOICES5:47 PM, July 18, 2008

    thats so fucking gnarly..... now i cant even finish my lunch.... one of the more filthy of your fridays...
    ITS JUST SO WRONG.

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  31. BEAST6:06 PM, July 18, 2008

    I know voices , pink florals are enough to turn anyones stomach

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  32. Neponset River Bridge Dig6:12 PM, July 18, 2008

    Was this photo taken at a senior center?

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  33. Neponset River Bridge Dig6:13 PM, July 18, 2008

    One more thing, I just can't (and never will) get used to seeing a man with a cock in his mouth.

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  34. The Mistress10:23 PM, July 18, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: What? You mean your parents having sex?

    Yeah, you’re right.

    CATSCRATCH: You don’t appreciate all the work I put into this blog, do you?

    SAVANNAH: Try not to think of this image in bed tonight.

    VOICES: Gimme that sandwich. I haven’t had my dinner.

    BEAST: I’ve seen worse fireside rugs. I repeat. I’ve seen worse fireside rugs.

    RICH: This photo was taken at the Salty Old Seaman’s Home in the Soren Knudsen Wing.

    If I haven’t managed to acclimatize you to cock in a man’s mouth yet, I’ve failed.

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  35. Miss Smuggersham10:34 PM, July 18, 2008

    Is the fatter of the two a dreaded head pusher?

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  36. The Mistress10:43 PM, July 18, 2008

    T-BIRD: He most certainly is and it's time someone like you took a stand against it!

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  37. pissoff9:54 AM, July 19, 2008

    That is just so wrong.

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  38. The Mistress10:39 AM, July 19, 2008

    PISSOFF: True. They need to hire a decorator and soon.

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  39. Kapitano10:59 AM, July 19, 2008

    Bigified?

    I certainly was.

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  40. Kapitano11:06 AM, July 19, 2008

    PS, Rich. If you don't like men with cocks in their mouths, why are you here?

    All of Infomaniac's friends are at least a little bit ghey.

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  41. The Mistress11:37 AM, July 19, 2008

    KAPI: Finally, someone who appreciates a good blowjob.

    I can’t speak for Rich but I’m sure he’ll come to appreciate a bit of cock in time.

    We must be gentle with him.

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  42. Fuckkit7:29 PM, July 19, 2008

    If you need me I'll be curled up in a corner weeping gently.

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  43. The Mistress10:37 PM, July 19, 2008

    FUCKKIT: Don't despair.

    Titties tomorrow.

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  44. Miss Smuggersham6:00 AM, July 20, 2008

    Head pushing MUST STOP!!!!

    It's downright rude, it is.

    He needs to be cuffed.

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  45. honkeie12:32 PM, July 21, 2008

    My work computer blew up....ewwwwwww

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