Sunday, July 06, 2008

Still on Vacation



Infomaniac is still on hols.

Regular posting will resume on Wednesday, July 9th.

See you then, bitches.
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40 comments:

  1. Romeo Morningwood12:13 AM, July 06, 2008

    Hey You!
    I thought that you were aweey from the 'puter?
    Awesome hat and rack-ette!

    You look tanned, high, and ready to frolic but apparently without a proper shuttlecock?

    btw I LOVED your Encyclopedia Canadianica.

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  2. Daisy7:17 AM, July 06, 2008

    i prefer being called "cunt" at the moment...if you don't mind...

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  3. Betty7:29 AM, July 06, 2008

    Can't beat those Scandinavian naturist holidays. Nothing is better than seeing a sunburnt eighty year old German bloke grilling his sausage on a barbecue.

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  4. The Mistress8:47 AM, July 06, 2008

    DONN: Yes, I’m on vacation but I’m throwing a few crumbs your way nonetheless.

    The fact that you appreciate my Encyclopedia Canadianica makes you worthy of this pseudo post at least.

    That is most definitely NOT me in the photo as you know damned well I’m never without a shuttlecock.

    DAISY: It’s automatically assumed that you’re all a bunch of cunts.

    BETTY: In retrospect, I should have posted my pic of a sunburnt eighty year old German bloke grilling his sausage on a barbecue.

    It’s not too late I suppose.

    *jots reminder note in margin*

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  5. Daisy9:22 AM, July 06, 2008

    mj...good then...i won't have to keep reminding you...:)

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  6. KAZ9:52 AM, July 06, 2008

    I shall visit from the Costa on the 9th.

    You'll have time to get some 'uplift' for those pendulous bosoms.

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  7. Practically Joe11:37 AM, July 06, 2008

    For that all round evenly tanned body ... remember to properly rotate and maybe even lift those boobies when sunning ... they cast quite the shadow.

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  8. The Mistress11:45 AM, July 06, 2008

    DAISY: You may have to remind me though of why I continue to cater to the entertainment whims of the bunch of you.

    KAZ AND JOE: May I remind you that is NOT me in the photograph?

    *whips Kaz with right tit and Joe with the left*

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  9. Daisy11:57 AM, July 06, 2008

    because my dear...it is all a part of your diabolical scheme...remember?

    oh and we love you so...

    please note that I SAID THAT...fuck the rest of them...oh um...sorry about that crew...

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  10. Anonymous12:24 PM, July 06, 2008

    Tremendous hat! And of course these white-rimmed sunglasses that are on any "star's" face today.

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  11. Old Knudsen2:41 PM, July 06, 2008

    Still on the chaulk huh?

    chaulk chaulk chaulk chaulk !

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  12. Inexplicable DeVice2:51 PM, July 06, 2008

    I see someone's been on that German's barbecue with his sausage for too long...

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  13. WithinWithout3:34 PM, July 06, 2008

    The reds are a bit off, but what a terrific fashion statement and professional display of colour co-ordination.

    The sunglasses gotta go, though. And isn't that the Price is Right pose by Bob's Beauties you borrowed?

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  14. Jenny4:14 PM, July 06, 2008

    You need a little more sunscreen.. AND thanks for the Post Card From A Broad.!

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  15. BEAST5:15 PM, July 06, 2008

    Lazy cow

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  16. Miss Smuggersham7:18 PM, July 06, 2008

    Yay! It's not a gross naked man!

    Glad your holidays are still going well!

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  17. Manuel7:35 PM, July 06, 2008

    c'mon now......this is taking the piss.........hehehehehe

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  18. Anonymous8:49 PM, July 06, 2008

    Sunscreen and a good waxing needed!!
    Is that one of those hairy thongs?
    Great abs though...must be working out. Have a great couple of days to relax and enjoy.

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  19. The Mistress11:20 PM, July 06, 2008

    DAISY: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for you.

    MAGO: You Can Leave Your Hat On.

    KNUDSEN: I can’t get enough chaulk.

    IVD: Yes, it’s a little overdone.

    He’ll have to go Greek tonight instead.

    WW: Who died and made YOU Mister Blackwell?

    BOXER: I hope you made good use of the scratch ‘n’ sniff zone on the postcard.

    BEAST: YOU’RE the one taking a week off to have a high colonic, not me.

    No doubt it’s a banana enema.

    T-BIRD: Plenty of gross naked men will be featured in the weeks to come.

    Just you wait and see.

    MANUEL: Me taking the piss?

    Don't talk bollix.

    MYTOES: That hairy thong is a merkin.

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  20. JoeinVegas10:50 AM, July 07, 2008

    Good to know you are still around, and haven't enjoyed your vacation enough to stay away.

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  21. Anonymous11:58 AM, July 07, 2008

    I think your bush needs a little trim. Don't forget sunscreen!

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  22. CyberPete12:25 PM, July 07, 2008

    Could you please put that thing on. You are scaring away the moose

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  23. CyberPete12:26 PM, July 07, 2008

    Or is plural of moose actually meese?

    Mooses?

    Moosen? like ox - oxen and all that.

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  24. Anonymous12:58 PM, July 07, 2008

    Cyberpete, it's moxen.

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  25. FirstNations1:34 PM, July 07, 2008

    Someone please get MJ out of my backyard? her AND that large shrub shes standing behind?

    *stomps off muttering about people with their own country who need to stay there and be naked for their own stupid holidays dammit curse mutter bitch*

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  26. The Mistress1:57 PM, July 07, 2008

    JOE: I couldn’t go away and leave this blog to run itself.

    I did that in the past and you all ran rampant through here.

    RANDOM: Keep your weed whacker in your own back yard.

    CYBERPOOF: See moose comment by Random Chick.

    Why are there moxen in Norway, Sweden and Finland but not in Denmark?

    NATIONS: Notice that I stole your vintage barkcloth curtains.

    I’m gonna use them as a beach towel and lay my fine nekkid arse upon them, so ha, ha, and double ha!

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  27. CyberPete3:12 PM, July 07, 2008

    I like that. Moxen.

    Now don't scare them away MJ.

    Put that thing on or I'll let FN at you.

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  28. BEAST4:57 PM, July 07, 2008

    ***Holds up wrinkled prune and compares to MJ's self proclaimed fine nekkid arse***
    Hmmmm seperated at birth

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  29. Vicus Scurra8:10 PM, July 07, 2008

    Fucking nasty boil on your right tit.

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  30. Anonymous8:22 PM, July 07, 2008

    Isn't it simply "Moese"?

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  31. Miss Smuggersham9:02 PM, July 07, 2008

    Merkins made of Moeses.

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  32. eroswings11:28 PM, July 07, 2008

    I suppose it's okay for some to let the yard be a little unkempt while on vacation; esp. with your hands full--with hard grip on that rack and trying to maneuver that big ball on your right boob.

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  33. The Mistress1:17 AM, July 08, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: Nations is too busy trimming her bush to take notice of me.

    BEAST: *holds up two raisins and compares to Beast’s scrotum*

    Hmmmm separated at birth.

    VICUS: More of a carbuncle than a boil.

    I’m teaching it to recite Latin hexameters.

    What can YOUR lesions do?

    MAGO: Or Möse?

    T-BIRD: Merkins made of Moeses for the masses on their menses.

    EROS: I’m quite adept at juggling rackets and balls.

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  34. Daisy5:55 AM, July 08, 2008

    MJ...devil? humf...i expect a band of demons when i arrive and they better have vodka flowing like water! i was promised!!!

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  35. The Mistress8:31 AM, July 08, 2008

    DAISY: Beast will be there, dressed in a devil's costume (a size too small) and poking you with his trident.

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  36. CyberPete12:09 PM, July 08, 2008

    She could start whacking away on yours too

    it certainly could do with a bit of that.

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  37. Anonymous2:06 PM, July 08, 2008

    I have better and firmer breasts than her... oh yes I do!! Nice hat though.. how is it in Canadian Jail MJ?

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  38. Manuel7:35 PM, July 08, 2008

    still........i'm bored now.....

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  39. Daisy7:46 PM, July 08, 2008

    MJ now that could be worth the trip :)

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  40. The Mistress9:55 PM, July 08, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: You could do with having your jaw wired shut so I don’t have to listen to you.

    MUTLEY: I’ve long admired your moobs.

    MANUEL: Oh keep your pants on.

    DAISY: I wouldn’t go THAT far.

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