Yay! First!*whoop-dee-fuckin'-do**fanfare**conga-line of nekkid males waving their willies**people over in the eastern corner of the room throwing darts at an image of MJ on the wall**kids over at the far end, blindfolded, pinning a piece of string on Old Mare MJ, the hottest new party game*
have A Fab weekend MJ!
Put that cigarette out now, young lady, otherwise I will not go to your room.
Is that a Kent cigarette?Scraped to you by the WV erawax!
Hey - that dame looks just like me. But younger. I hope she sets her gloves on fire.
PIGGY: Conga lines of waving willies? *assumes they belong to Piggy and Tazzy**surprised Frobi hasn’t shown up to ogle the dancing boys*TONY: Ta. Obviously you’re the only one who cares.VICUS: *lights up another fag**blows smoke in Vicus’ face*SID: Of course it’s a Kent. Kent.And I don’t recall giving you permission to come out of the room.KAZ: She’s gonna ignite something all right!
Sorry Mistress.*wonders why she uses a glove to handle her Kent*
SID: You seem to have forgotten you're my bitch, bitch.My Kent must be handled with kid gloves.
What if I need to go potty?
Eww! I hope I don't have to clean your room?I can't imagine what else I'd be in there for...
EDDIE: Please refer to the "Stadium Gal" urinary pouch featured in my 'Women Who Pee Standing Up' posting. I'm sure it could be adapted for the male member. IDV: *hands IDV a French Maid's outfit and a feather duster*
I thought IVF already had an outfit like that?
PIGGY: It's at the cleaners.All that knob polishing left it soiled.
I want to see IVF in a french maids outfit.
TICKERS: Why don't you lend him yours?
Shame on me for posting something unfunny and non sexual, just for you I posted a picture of a big impressive Willy, enjoy.No its not will smith what do you take me for? in fact will you just take me?
KNUDSEN: I'm at work for the next few hours so can't come over and enjoy your big willy.Yeah yeah I know I'm posting a comment on a blog right now from work so why not yours but I make an exception to the rule with my own blog.If your willy pleases me, I'll let you know about being taken.
a man knudie's age is lucky he still has something to pee through beside a plastic tube. *searching desparately for promised willy waving conga line** baits havahart trap with picture of tazzy's Hot Tittage**catches awaiting*
FN: Don't bother going over for a look at Knudsen's willy. You'll be disappointed.Tazzy's Hot Tittage is my PC wallpaper. I have to spray the screen with Windex each morning after I've licked it.KNUDSEN: You trickster. That's not the kind of willy I was asking for!
well I'm no a mind reader, how am I expected to know you want to see pictures of male genitalia? you aren't the first woman to be dissappointed with my willy and ya won't be the last.
KNUDSEN: Yer gonna have to do better than that to win me over.I'll give you a second chance.