Don't you know that I still care for you?
Send me the pillow that you dream on,
So darling, I can dream on it, too.
-- “Send Me the Pillow” words and music by Hank Locklin
TIT PILLOWS
Ahhh, to be cradled in the bosom of Morpheus.
It’s a dream come true with the Tit Pillow pillowcase.
Pillow not included.
Looks like they used Awaiting as the model for this Tit Pillow…
UDDER PILLOW
BOYFRIEND'S ARM PILLOW
Benefits: Doesn’t snore and won’t fight for control of the remote
But I just want to cuddle!
Designed for lonely Japanese women, the Boyfriend's Arm Pillow offers cozy comfort as only a headless torso can.
Bonus feature: Includes built-in alarm that vibrates to awake you.
GIRLFRIEND’S LAP PILLOW
Targeted to lonely and single Japanese men, the hizamakura (lap pillow) is a foam pillow resembling the lower half of a woman’s torso.
lapping it up
HUGGING PILLOW
Snuggle up with a Japanese model.
The Hugging Pillow offers a life-size image of model Misako Yasuda.
SHARAPOWAN PILLOWS
The Sharapowan is a pillow shaped in the form of Russian tennis player Maria Sharapova.
The Sharapowan “bust pillow” comes with removable jersey cover.
The Sharapowan is also available as a “lap pillow”…
And yes, the Sharapowan is designed by the Japanese, who obviously have sewn up the niche market for humanoid pillows.
VULVA PILLOW
Curl up with these lucious lips of velvet.
The Vulva Pillow has a secret compartment to stash your treasures. (i.e. a place for Maidy to store her vibrators.)
PENIS PILLOW
At 18 inches tall and 10 inches wide, the Penis Pillow is sure to please!
Bollocks not included.
SEX PILLOW
Cushin’ your pushin’ with the Inflatable Sex Pillow.
This pillow is favoured by the Irish who, as we know, prefer rear entry.
Sweet dreams.
UPDATE: Stupid Oirish Cunt requested a potato pillow. Here ya go…
Mr. Potato Head Pillow
I'm happy with Tatas' pillows thank you. There the same size as the tit pillows but warmer.
ReplyDeleteThat life size pillow doesn't look exactly life size.
Oh and yay first.
ReplyDeleteAnd second.
you know, that udder pillow looks like steve's hands coming up for a quick grab.
ReplyDeleteoh, and you know that awaiting's going to kill you right?
That udder pillow looks like it might poke yer eyes out.
ReplyDeleteCONNIE: I’m sure those tit pillows aren’t tata’s size either.
ReplyDeleteDream on.
PINK: She’ll have to find out about it first.
TICKERS: It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.
I bet you got several of those penis pillows ...
ReplyDeleteand they're all crusty.
CONNIE: Those pillows don't have bollocks and you know how I love a good set of bollocks.
ReplyDeleteAnd I hear you have been known to frequently talk bollocks.
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering; if you put the penis pillows in the vulva pillows, would you end up 9 months later with a litter of mini-vulva and penis pillows?
how are you expected to sleep with something modelled on a body part who's main purpose in life is to bother you all night?
ReplyDeletei mean the udder pillow, of course.
mmmmmmm.
CONNIE: They’d give birth to the Infant Pillow.
ReplyDeleteFN: Lactating teats CAN keep you up nights.
YES YES YES !!!
ReplyDeleteThey would come in useful tonighT!:)
TONY: *wonders what filth Tony's got lined up for this evening*
ReplyDelete*and which of those pillows got him so enthusiastic*
These luxurious items were forever immortalised in 1885 by Gilbert and Sullivan's operetta, The Mikado, in the song "Pillow Tit Pillow"!
ReplyDeleteHE: Though I probably shall not exclaim as I die
ReplyDelete"Oh, Pillow, Tit Pillow, Tit Pillow"
Aren't you breaking your new "visit certain blogs only every 40 days" rule by coming 'round here so often?
No buttpillow?
ReplyDeleteArselickers, buttmunchers, rimmers, velvetslurpers, anustippers, backdoor tongue merchants, bummumblers, gluteal gluttons,derriere divers, cheesenosers and dorsal fans ... all need something to sleep on too.
KAPI: Believe me when I tell you I tried to find an arse pillow. I've let you down. If a buttpillow turns up anytime soon, you'll be the first on my list.
ReplyDeleteWho is the fucking mong in the first pic?
ReplyDeleteArse pillow, at the bottom end of the market.
ReplyDeleteTAZ: I think it's the Tit Pillow inventor himself but as I'm at work right now and can't do tit-related "research" I'll have to look into it later.
ReplyDeleteTICKERS: They can't be arsed.
Sorry, MJ, my tits are a bit more caramel instead of chocolate.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, a LAP pillow!!! I bet steve has several.
AWA: But what about that chocolate milkshake video of you that Stevey posted?
ReplyDeleteI still havent seen that video. Darnnit, had probs installing quicktime.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm all hungry!
Would you know if the Vulva Pillow is washable or if it is dry clean only?
ReplyDeleteAWA: Be sure to watch the ending.
ReplyDeleteEDDIE: Waring, you're a dirty bugger.
You have a one track mind. I was merely concerned about getting it clean should I spill my bedtime milk on it. Frankly, I'm offended.
ReplyDeleteEDDIE: Will you be having a bit of crumpet with your bedtime milk?
ReplyDeletePerv.
I like dirty pillows.
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: You're in the right place at the right time.
ReplyDeletenow here are some ideas that finally make sense
ReplyDeleteRICH: Me posting something that makes sense is a one-off.
ReplyDeleteDon't see my favourite there...
ReplyDeleteThe potato pillow?
SID: I've posted yer potato pillow.
ReplyDeleteAre you happy now?
Look smartaleck I do 15 a day and I check your site more often in case the authorities finally shut you down...so nyeh!
ReplyDeleteHE: Don't go all Dudley Do-Right on me, boy.
ReplyDelete*sleeps soundly*
ReplyDeleteThankyou!
I once slept on a lesbian.
ReplyDeleteNothing to do with this post, I just like to lie about it.