Blogging Roundup

A peek at ‘the week that was’ with (more than!) a handful of Infomaniac’s readers.

We begin this week's tale in the Welsh town of Pontyhotpant...


TICKERS:


Tickers’ new shaggin’ wheels

Tickers gets a new old banger.

When I commented on what a chick magnet the new wheels must be, Tickers responded, “So far it seems only to be a sheep magnet. Them's ma bitches.”



OLD KNUDSEN:

Old Knudsen (Old Bitter Balls) celebrates International Weeman’s Day.





A note to you single gals out there looking for love; Knudsen likes a woman he can stick his willy into but who is also smart and funny and can make a good cuppa tea.

Ladies, I know you look at Knudsen and think, “How could an old Hornivore like Knuddie give me the pleasure I seek?” Read him daily and mark my words… he's moisture-inducing.



The filthy old bugger tricked me into looking at his willy!

And if you're into humping plastic, read Knuddie’s take on playing with dolls.








STEVE:


After a week of us staring at that horrid purple Nebula template, Stevey finally did some fine tuning but the result is still hard on the eyes.

Aside from that, he’s posted a pic from Piggy's childhood…




To save you the bother of having to click on his slow-loading site, I’ve pasted some of his text as follows…

Wonder which one is the wee squinty queer little fuckstain himself?

It’ll be the one out on his own - refusing the teat of his mother and waiting for a milk producing cock to come along so he can suck away on that for a while!





KAZ:





With Kaz this week, it’s all about love and folksinging.




FIRST NATIONS:

FN attended the ABATE motorcycle swap meet and wondered if we’ve ever asked ourselves the question…







TAZZY AND PIGGY:




Don’t click on Tazzy and Piggy’s blog if you want to keep your breakfast down.

Disgusting coupla cunts.

They’re probably going to be without any Internet access for the next week or so. You can still visit their blog, if you’re foolish enough to. But it may mean we don’t hear much from them on ours for a bit. Yay!




FROBI:


Shut up. I couldn’t reduce the pic.



Frobi, always with our best interests at heart, warns against the health hazards of smoking off aluminum foil.



WW:

Winterpeg’s WW (Snippets From Spaceship Orion) alerts us to Things At Work That Can Kill You.





and the composition of the male brain...







AWAITING:




Awaiting wants to know if you want to get lucky.

What? Oh my mistake.

Awa wants to know what makes you lucky.

Note: Awa has “fuckered up” her Internet connection and will not be back online until she get’s her new DSL modem in the mail.





HE:




HE (Homo Escapeons) takes us to the movies with Children of God and 300 and asks us, “DO YOU ANTICIPATE A CATASTROPHIC FUTURE
OR A GRUESOME REPEAT OF THE PAST
OR ARE WE DESTINED TO JUST PLOD ALONG?”

Yes, HE always shouts like that.





GEOFF & BETTY:

Both Geoff and Betty have posted links to ‘Shaggy Blog Stories: a collaborative blog-stunt for Comic Relief.’
The concept in a nutshell:
What I’m proposing is to assemble and publish – in the space of just seven days - a paperback anthology of blog writing, that can be sold to raise funds for the charity.

For Brit bloggers only. No Canucks need apply.



EDDIE WARING:



Eddie’s auctioning off a pair of Marlon Brando’s underpants.




IVF:





IDV (Inexplicable DeVice) shall henceforth be known here as IVF.

Piggy deposits a big turd in IVF’s toilet.



MAIDY:


Sexy bitch Maidy


Maidy finally sent me a fresh pic so we don’t have to look at that damned orange baseball cap yet another time.

And isn’t she a foxy bitch when she loses the cap?

Love that sexy librarian look. Although obviously it’s not a library she’s working in. It’s the call centre where she works as a phone sex operator. Look there on the wall. It’s the first dollar bill tip she got from a punter. Dirty bitch.

Anyway, this week Maidy introduced us to her friend Lily.

Lily’s a new blogger and you can find her on Lily’s Ramblings.



Lilly of Philly





RICH:





Rich of Beantown Caffè asks “Are Horn Players Better Kissers?”




KAV:





Kav (That other Oirish cunt. As if we needed another) wears his jumper to bed and doles out handy bathroom tips.

Kav, you’re still not as stupid as Stupid Oirish Cunt (below you) but you’re gaining on him.



SID:

SID (Stupid Irish Daddy or The Original Oirish Cunt) asks us to leave a caption for this pic of Dr. Evil (Ian Paisley) pointing to Piggy’s arse…








PAMER:





That lazy Canuck Pamer finally posted something with the excuse that he recently resigned from his job, celebrated his birthday and bought a MAC.




FARMER GILES’ COCK BLOG:

The Woman Who Only Wanted Me For My Cock – Part Five.

The tension mounts.




CONVICT:



Connie, update for fuck’s sake.




And finally…

WELCOME NEWCOMER TONY!



Tony “Zimmy” Zimnoch. Another cunt from Yorkshire


Welcome Tony Zimnoch from Bench blog.

Tony hails from Hebden Bridge in the UK. Not far from Yorkshire’s fave poofs, Tazzy and Piggy!

Tony’s a West Ham supporter. You hear that Geoff? You’re not alone anymore!





And he supports Halifax Town & Halifax Rugby League too.





But most of all, Tony’s a music lover extraordinaire as the many gig pics on his blog reveal.

Well that and the fact that he has a Cystoscopy video on his blog set to music.

And speaking of Cystoscopies…

Aside from an undisclosed “urinary infection” (word has it his pee was burning) … Tony is a healthy specimen who can take whatever muck we throw at him.

So go on and give him a proper Infomaniac welcome. He’s all healed up now. You won’t catch anything.