Recently on Infomaniac we featured the
Make Your Own Dildo kit.
Just as much fun and in the same vein is
Clone Your Bone; everything you need to make an exact copy of your bone in wax.
Laydees, wouldn’t you like a chance to get crafty too?
Now you can with
Match Your Snatch!
But you can't do anything with them unlike the Bone Clone kits.
ReplyDelete*Wonders how many kits MJ would require*
Shit, forgot yay first again!
ReplyDeleteHa! they look like sugar mice! (only taste worst)- you could make a tail from a tampon
ReplyDeleteWhere's the wick?
ReplyDeleteCONNIE: *hopes Connie gets stuck in the bone clone casting cup*
ReplyDeleteFROBI: I had to Google “Sugar Mice.”
How would YOU know how they taste?
Bonus points for creativity with the tampon tail.
TICKERS: The resulting burning sensation wouldn’t be a good thing though, would it?
Are these eatable?
ReplyDeleteRICH: If they are, will you be ordering them for the caf?
ReplyDeleteWhat a load of
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cunts
You could give them away as gifts: A box in a box.
ReplyDeleteI don't want one, though.
SID: That we are.
ReplyDeleteOh, you mean the snatches!
IDV: Good idea but I know with your magical spells you'd put a pox on my box.
..and waxing at the same time!
ReplyDeleteIs there a 'Clone your Cloaca' kit?
It's for my neighbour...she is definitely a Monotreme and my guess is that she has a flatapuss!
MAIDY: Betcha can't eat just one.
ReplyDeleteHE: And how about 'Duplicate Your Prostrate'?
Filthy cunt.
ReplyDeleteWhich one is yours?
The bright pink one is obviously IVF's.
And.....
ReplyDeleteI find myself strangely drawn to your '12:01' posting times.
How many do you write in advance each week, slacker?
Piggy: At least, unlike you, I'm posting on a regular basis you fucking lazy cunt.
ReplyDeleteActually Piggy, the white one's mine. As in :Pure as the driven snow!
ReplyDeleteSnow driven over by a cavalcade of 4x4's, yes.
ReplyDeleteDon't eat the yellow snow.
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