They’re here! They’re here! The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts arrived in the post!
NOTE: This is not the actual competition yet. It’s just a tease leading up to the big day when you’ll have YOUR chance to win The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts.
Most recently, The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts have rubbed up against the bare nasty bits of Stevey of Dorset and Stupid Irish Daddy SID.
Here’s our Stevey modeling The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts …
And feast your eyes on SID. PHWOAR!…
Where was I?
Oh yes. Overcome with lust by the knowledge that these very shorts had been close to Sex Gods Stevey and SID, the first thing I did when I got my hands on the package was to tear it open with my teeth and sniff the shorts.
Luckily, neither Stevey nor SID had washed the shorts since wearing them.
And don’t get me started on the stainage! Filthy bastards.
Long story short, I’ve been wearing The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts on my head all day.
How does The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition work?
One of these days I’ll post a photo of myself wearing The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts.
You submit a caption and the best caption (as picked by MJ) is the winner.
MJ then sends The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts to the winner.
The winner, in turn, must post a pic of themselves on their blog wearing The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts and so it continues.
It’s that simple!
YOU could be the next lucky winner of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts!
So many people (other than Steve and SID) have donned The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts in so many different countries that The Shorts deserve a posting of their own regarding their illustrious history.
So while I’m writing The History of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts and preparing the competition for you, stay tuned. I’ll get to it as soon as possible.
In the meantime, want to see a sample competition? Here’s Steve’s Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts posting including all the captions that were submitted. MJ’s winning entry was the poem, “A Fag Hag’s Christmas,” written about Steve’s wife Carly and her Christmas with Steve and Piggy.
If you’re new to the concept of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts and asking “eh?”… call the Elf Chat Line in Scunthorpe for more information…