I was so busy with party preparations that I neglected IVF’s birthday on March 22nd.
Please accept my apologies.
Here’s a prezzie to make up for it…
This gift is really wasted on you what with that gaping man snatch of yours. But it's the thought that counts.
Hippity hoppity barfday! Much LURVE and hairgrease IVF/IDV whatever your name is!
ReplyDeleteYayyy I was was first, take that you slacking cunts!~
ReplyDeleteYay me, etc. etc!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the pressie. I'll spread it on thickly, for as you all really know, my man-snatch - if I had one - is like a mouse's ear.
Really.
It's tiny.
Gaping man-snatch? Cavernous, more like.
ReplyDeleteHow could you take something as beautiful and meaningful as a birthday, and associate it with something so sordid.
ReplyDelete'Morning MJ !
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday
Butter! You must be Posh.....'round here we have to make do with Marg...........
Maybe in YOUR bit of round 'ere.
ReplyDeleteOver at OUR bit of round 'ere, we have proper butter. None of that manky marge shite. That's only for chavs.
See what I mean about Hebden Bridge, MJ? Scummy cunt's, so they are.
AWA: Give IVF a big kiss. And slip him the tongue.
ReplyDeleteIVF: See next comment to Piggy.
PIGGY: IVF's man snatch could be compared to the Carlsbad Caverns in New Mexico or Kentucky's Mammoth Cave.
A spelunker's dream date, he is.
VICUS: Email me your birth date and I'll do the same for you.
TONY: In Canada we use Canadian back-bacon grease.
PIGGY: I'll bet Tony's closet is full to bursting with Burberry.
I'll spelunk you, you cheeky mare! And not in my man-snatch either. For it's too small. If it even exists, remember?
ReplyDeleteAs for you Piggy, butter? You wish. A fridge full of lard and dripping so I've heard.
Ah Blings aint what they used to be.............
ReplyDelete"Sorry girls I suck dick"
ReplyDeleteThat is sooo lovely and hilarious!
And Happy Sunday to you MJ
IVF: You just wish you had as fine-a vagina as mine.
ReplyDeleteTONY: *bets Tony has gold grillz on his teeth*
CHASE: You too?
Oh Chase, all the best boys are cocksuckers, aren't they?
IVF's man snatch is like fine glasspaper.
ReplyDeletePIGGY: And his fanny batter is like battery acid.
ReplyDeleteHello...? Helloo ..??? can anyone hear me???
ReplyDeleteMUTLEY: You're barking up the right tree.
ReplyDeleteYou know, IVF, if your mangina is really as tiny as you claim, I have the perfect dildo to help stretch it out.
ReplyDeleteYou might need another tub of that Boy Butter for it.
MAIDY: Shame on you for pimping out Geo!
ReplyDeleteOoh, I've just checked out Geo at Maidy's - I wouldn't say no.
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