OLD KNUDSEN:
Knuddie (Old Bitter Balls) does a bang up job of documenting St. Patrick’s Day all throughout the week. Just go over and see for yourself. The old fucker cracks me up.
FROBI:
Frobi gets wiggy!
Says our fave Rat: “I dug into the family album and pulled out a couple of photos of me in my favourite wig!”
A fiver says he drank all the wine, doffed his blouse but kept his wig hat on his head, sprawled nekkid on the piano and took requests.
MAIDY:
Lusty lady Maidy
The usual kvetching from America’s biggest psycho bitch.
But wait… THIS JUST IN!…
Maidy’s emailed me to say that she just placed a big order on-line at Adam and Eve and even got a credit line. And next on her list is the Sex Sling.
TONY:
Tony’s Latvian sweatshop
Yorkshire’s Slavic sensation, Tony ‘Zimmy’ Zimnoch, is obsessed this week with Germans.
A German bellydancer who has half a buttock sucked away by an incompetent plastic surgeon … and a drunken German man and .. and… I can’t keep up. Slow down Tony!
When questioned by me as to his prolific blogging output, Tony admited he employs a crack team of Illegal Immigrants from Latvia who do the writing for him.
BILLY:
Billy (¡Oye Billy!) finds the perfect tune to clean his teeth to and compiles a list of teeth cleaning music.
KAZ:
Kaz observes, “Long grey hair is never a good look.”
TICKERS:
Tickers does his own take on auto erotica.
HE:
Vlad the Impaler
HE (Homo Escapeons) reflects on the vehicularites of his life from the seventies through the oughties.
WW:
Metrosexual WW (Snippets From Spaceship Orion) wages war on whiteheads.
Febreeze???
FARMER GILES’ COCK BLOG:
Giles meets up with a notorious winker in The Woman Who Only Wanted Me For My Cock – Part Six
VICUS:
Vicus (Kaliyuga Kronicles) had his inner thigh photographed for “Hello Sailor!” magazine.
BULLETPROOF BRACELETS:
With the birth of Tori Spelling’s spawn, D. Prince (Bulletproof Bracelets) will have to find another pregnant celebrity for her “Hideous Maternity Wear” feature.
IVF:
IVF (Inexplicable DeVice) researches the inordinate number of Supernaturals in and around Norfolk.
AWAITING:
Awa is being stalked by a Psycho Nutbag but finds comfort in posting a pic of her dream lover, Bill Clinton.
TAZZY & PIGGY AND ‘THE SMUNTS’:
If you squint really hard, you can see Taz and Pig; Alton Towers' best customers
Tazzy and Piggy have taken Steve and Carly (The Smunts) off to the theme park so they’re probably not here to read this so let’s ignore them, shall we?
SID (Stupid Irish Daddy):
Celebrate St. Paddy’s Day with Northern Ireland’s biggest cunt.
CONVICT:
Connie, the filthy bitch, insults as many of us as possible. But at least he finally posted something.
FIRST NATIONS:
Bitching AND book memes from FN. And a little hibbity-bibbity.
EDDIE WARING:
Eddie chronicles his rejections.
Don’t fret Eddie. You’ll always be accepted here at Infomaniac.
PRU:
Pru (Prunella de Ville) presents Random Facts about Vikings.
e.g. “Vikings bathed several times a week, so the Anglo women liked them better than their own men. (Can you blame them? Back then most people never bathed.)”
GEOFF AND BETTY:
Geoff (Contains Mild Peril) and Betty (Betty’s Utility Room) had new windows fitted.
Those crazy kids really know how to live it up.
CHELLY:
Chelly (However) asks, “What will the movie of your life be called?” Clickable link provided to find out your film title.
KAPITANO:
Kapi: Hugh Laurie's twin brother
Kapitano’s busy in the middle of 15 things.
Meanwhile, MJ awaits the day when he’ll get back in the action and blog about gay cruising. Give us a cheap thrill, eh Kapi?
And finally…
WELCOME NEWCOMERS 'PADDY' AND 'BOCK THE ROBBER'!
TWO MORE IRISH CUNTS!
Paddy Whack
Welcome Paddy from Momentary Madness blog.
Paddy’s a Dublin-born Irishman living 9 years in Mikkeli, Finland.
Paddy is prone to fits of momentary mad publishing. Expect anything at any damned time he pleases. And don’t rile him. He’s armed. And hepped up on goofballs.
AND
Bock the Robber
Welcome Bock the Robber.
A Magnum 44-firing, Wild Turkey-swilling, brown acid-swallowing madman from Limerick, Ireland.
“Offending the world since 2006”
Extend a warm welcome to Paddy and Bock.
Mad fuckers. Both of them.
Dang I am up late...and you have provided me with enough reading material to last for weeks.
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way...I am soooo sending my stalker to you. Me and Bill haves plans that include whip cream, soda pop, and chocolate.
Humph.
And yayyyy! I was first, take that piggy and Vicus.
ReplyDeleteA Fine Crew You Have Aboard Me'arty.....
ReplyDeleteI though WW was agreeing with me in his post 'War on Whiteheads'.
ReplyDeleteOh and when I said long grey hair is not a good look, I did not include VICUS - who is of course a sex god.
Awaiting fucking cheated! She sneaked in here in the knowledge that we were trying to cope with the Smunts own variety of pandemonium (more on that horrendous experience later).
ReplyDeleteYou're all still cunts.
Especially the newcomers.
And more especially the Oirish cunt newcomers.
Who are you calling a cunt, cunt?
ReplyDeleteAWA: My blog is best read at bedtime as it's guaranteed to lull you to sleep.
ReplyDeleteTONY: What is this? Talk Like a Pirate Day?
KAZ: Vicus is hot totty.
PIGGY: Did Steve scream like a girl on the thrill rides?
BOCK: Oh here we go.
Connie posted something?
ReplyDelete* agog *
I'd better get over there...
Eeeeewwwwwwww! That zit-thing was repulsive. I couldn't watch it all in one go. The chunks had almost reached my mouth. Blaaargh!
ReplyDeleteIf you're reading this, Connie, why have you turned your comments off?
I didn't. They're not provided by Blogger so the server was probably down. They're back now.
ReplyDeleteIVF: Don't shoot the messenger.
ReplyDeleteCONNIE: Oh happy day.
I have linked you on My Blog Ms Info!
ReplyDeleteMUTLEY:
ReplyDelete*sudden pang of guilt as I realize I've left Mutley off this week's Roundup*
*furious scribbling of notes as I remind myself to do better next week and to add Mutley to my Blogroll*
So many blogs. So little time.
*swoons and lies down*
These Roundups are taking their toll on my poor computer since I am forced to cleanse the graphics card with 'ROUNDUP'..
ReplyDeletefor whatever reason herbicide is the only thing that seems to work.
HE: May I suggest an Excorcism?
ReplyDeleteAh friendship!
ReplyDeletea warm solidarity of amiability
permeates the information highway
like a tablecloth soaked in spilled wine.
Mine heart doth facilitate such mirth.
Carry on, sister, carry on.
Nice one MJ!
ReplyDeleteYou mentioned above that we should read your blog before bed, so as to put us to sleep. I usually read it in the morning, so as to open my eyes wide awake.
EDITH: So what's Pru REALLY like?
ReplyDeleteQuick...before she finds out you're here.
CHELLY: I like to mainline caffeine first thing in the morning but whatever works for you.
Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist's bill?
ReplyDeleteBOCK: If I hear a demonic voice yelling, "Your mother sucks cocks in Hell!"... I'll run and hide.
ReplyDeleteI'd want to be mother!
ReplyDeleteAnd did that cunt, Bock, call me a cunt earlier?
The cheeky cunt.
PIGGY: You are.
ReplyDeleteAnd he did.
Clever cheeky cunt that Bock.
You get repossessed.
ReplyDeleteI applaud the inclusion of Paddy and Bock. I would keep an eye on that Mutley, he is seriously unhinged. I have been meaning to tell Paddy that he looks like an extra from Withnail & I in that picture but kept forgetting.
ReplyDeleteBOCK: You made me spit out my false teeth!
ReplyDeleteEDDIE: Mutley's been in and out of here for months and has passed his probation period. Anything can and will happen now.
I like the barbiturates buzzing about Paddy in the pic.