Revvin' up my engine like a 747 baby
Shiney lankey long and lean
What a scene
- Burton Cummings ‘My Own Way to Rock’
A British mechanic loves cars so much that they’ve literally become his shaggin’ wagons.
Chris Donald has had sex with more than 30 different car models, two boats and a jet ski.
Says the 38-year-old car humper, “I did have the exhausts custom made for one car because they were too small. I had them widened and rounded.
Unidentified vehicle violator
But Chris has his standards…
“Some people even like to taste mechanical fluids, but that’s going too far.”
I once sucked off a Ford, Harrison I think it was.
ReplyDelete"Cor, Tina!"
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: I heard you did fashion designer Tom Ford in exchange for a new suit and tie.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why you can't buy off the rack like the rest of us.
GEOFF: She's a Ford too.
Keep her away from Knudsen.
Never did have sex with a car BUt had plenty of sex IN them. I don't have to anymore since I have my own place. Oh but when the kids are home the car looks good again.
ReplyDeleteRICH: Paradise by the dashboard light.
ReplyDeleteThe Irish are good at blowing up cars.
ReplyDeleteBurns the lips on the exhaust though.
i have a Skoda.but its alway fucking me off>
ReplyDeletethe dude in the picture looks just like steve!
ReplyDeleteis that how we get volkswagens, mommy?
ReplyDeleteRoger Range Rover!
ReplyDeleteI am truly frightened by that pic of that dude making out with that car.
ReplyDeleteWell a guy's got to have a hobby.
ReplyDeleteI'm stuck here at work and can't respond to you individually but thanks everyone for the laffs!
ReplyDeleteLet me outta here!
The goofy bugger 'layin' pipe' needs some serious therapy and probably should not re-enter society in case he accidentally reproduces with another human...of course since very few women have chrome plated vazjeens the odds are very slim...((shudders again))I am totally with Awaiting on this one.
ReplyDeleteThis hobby could really backfire someday!
Does having a wank on the bus count?
ReplyDeleteHE: Have you done the research on the chrome plated vazjeens?
ReplyDeleteEDDIE: You dirty bugger.
I am awful aren't I?
ReplyDeleteYou and your filthy habits.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the problem? It's just an old banger.
ReplyDeleteBOCK: Yeah, you've got a lot of mileage on ya but I'll just set the odometer back to zero and we'll have another go.
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