Friday, June 30, 2006

Wanted: Sperm Tester




Career opportunity. Sperm tester wanted.

Sexually active couple required to test a range of sexual health products designed to change the flavour of sexual fluids.

Applicants must be willing to provide a detailed blow-by-blow public account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes during the 30-day trial.

11 comments:

  1. I suddenly feel the urge to vomit.

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  2. Xtasy: It was a toss up as to whether I posted this or the video of David Beckham throwing up. You got off easy here today.

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  3. skoal long cut classic, grey can.

    thats all i'm going to say.

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  4. First Nations: The wintergreen would be more refreshing.

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  5. i am certainly willing to be a donor, BUT NOT a taster

    I have been told to drink lots of pineapple juice in the past. It apparently works a tick.

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  6. Pamer: Good on ya for doing your bit for research.

    I've heard the same said about strawberries. Not that I would know.

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  7. Ooooh! I'd like to try that!

    And don't listen to any of that denial nonsense from Awaiting. She gulps down gallons of the stuff, I'm told.

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  8. Piggy and Tazzy: I understand that you two have been shortlisted for the position.

    Filthy beggars.

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  9. This certainly is a delicious challenge for the seminal minds of the 21st Century?

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  10. HE: "Seminal minds"
    *snickers*

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