Thursday, June 29, 2006

10 Sex Positions You Shouldn’t Attempt




Don’t try this at home.

10 Sex Positions You Shouldn’t Attempt.
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10 comments:

  1. Wyndham5:58 AM, June 29, 2006

    There's an accident waiting to happen with that axe laying about. Irresponsible.

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  2. The Mistress7:58 AM, June 29, 2006

    Wyndham: How do you write "Lorena Bobbitt" in Sanskrit?

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  3. Maddie8:13 AM, June 29, 2006

    Nothing like propping your head on a log at an awkward postion screams "Take me now!"

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  4. Romeo Morningwood9:30 AM, June 29, 2006

    The morning WOOD,
    is the hardest to chop.

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  5. pissoff9:31 AM, June 29, 2006

    I doubt anyone would be able to hold me in that position without getting a hernia.

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  6. Pamer10:56 AM, June 29, 2006

    This is where those stories from the doctors office come from. You know, where the patients come in and say: "Doctor, i don't know how I broke my hip, my husband and I were just out chopping some wood, then when I bent over to pick up my lemon drops from my hankerchief...snap!"

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  7. The Mistress11:03 AM, June 29, 2006

    Maddie: It might be a turn-on for a lumberjack.

    Pissoff: And there's nothing attractive about a truss.

    HE & Pamer: It's all about the wood, isn't it?

    HE: There's something almost Haiku-esque about what you wrote. Keep working on that.

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  8. FirstNations12:42 PM, June 29, 2006

    so they're out in the woods in their charming native costumes, trimming up some deadfall for the family firepit when all of a sudden PASSION SWEEPS THEM AWAY on wings of woodchips! roughly he seizes her chapped ankles and brings them up to his lips in a single mighty heave! although this immediately snaps his beloved's neck, nothing daunted, our amorous lumberjack thrusts his vine-covered love-sapling blindly in the direction of her rapidly cooling pudendum and batters away.
    allah akbaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!

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  9. The Mistress1:14 PM, June 29, 2006

    First Nations: Did I hear you ululate just then?

    Pundendum.
    *snicker*

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  10. phlegmfatale2:02 AM, July 03, 2006

    neckbreaking action. Ew. That's meaner than a donkey-punch.

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