Wednesday, June 14, 2006

British Bedroom Habits


Yeah baby!


Randy Brits’ bedroom habits are revealed in the Durex Report 2006.

Some findings from the new survey:

The North West has the most sexually fulfilled women.

The North East is most likely to cheat.

Yorkshire has more sex per year than other areas.

The Midlands is a hotbed of bondage and blindfolds.

East Anglia is least likely to have unsafe sex.

South West has most sex on the beach.


London has most members of the mile-high club.

South has the lowest number of unplanned pregnancies.

More details on this survey in The Sun.


7 comments:

  1. Yeah - I'm from the North West. They do it a lot in Yorkshire 'cos they're still trying to get it right.

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  2. South West here and I've never done it on the beach! On the prom several times but not quite on the beach!

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  3. Rubbish hardhouse, you are the only person I know that got sunburn on the soles of his feet!!

    think about it

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  4. Suggesting I have helium heals?? How very dare you!

    I can't stand sand in my food, not gonna stand for it on my sex objects!

    *bows and hopes HM isn't offended*

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  5. Bunch of British pervs is all I know.

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  6. I had a British boyfriend once. He was the horniest guy I've ever met and I finally broke up with him because it was like having a dog that keeps sticking his nose in your crotch all the time.

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  7. Prunella has already done the research. There was really no need for the Durex Report.

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