Midge Arse Helen is practically foaming at the mouth to see photos of Robbie Williams.
Says our Midget Arse, “Errr i would love a pic of Robbie Williams. Corrrrr i wouldnt throw him outta me bed !!!!”
Whoa! Keep your knickers on, Midget Arse!
She’s got tickets to see Robbie Williams in September so let’s give her a little something to slobber over to get her through the summer, shall we?
Update: A collection of saucy Robbie photos.
yipeee im 1st
ReplyDeletecorrrrrrr thanx MJ my bestest blogger mate isnt he just something else im slavering drooling and swooning .....roll on september when i see him in the flesh( no chance of seeing him naked tho grrrr)
Midget Arse: Maybe we can get you a backstage pass. Or better yet, his Union Jack thong.
ReplyDeleteHow come his tattoos move? Where are the swallows in the last shot?
ReplyDeleteInquiring minds want to know.
Jacqueline: Swallows? I've heard he doesn't swallow.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE those swallows... Anypoopers, Robbie Williams is not such a phenom over here. I don't know his schtick or music at all. Is he still a celebrity over there? Is he gay / straight? Both? Neither?
ReplyDeleteHe looks like he has a cooter-coo in the last pic.
ReplyDeleteIs he really a she.....hmmmmmmmmmm?
GoBetty: Is he a celeb over the pond, you ask? He shattered the Guinness Book of World Records for the fastest and largest number of concert tickets ever sold in one day... 1.6 million.
ReplyDeleteWill wait for the Brits to comment and give you more Robbie details.
Awaiting: Cooter-coo.
ReplyDelete*laffs*
this one doesn't do it for me. next.
ReplyDeletePhlegmfatale: He belongs to Midget Arse anyway.
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