Friday, March 18, 2011

Speedy Weeny

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When you want a wiener and you want it FAST.

22 comments:

  1. 1st

    She seems satisfied with the size and speed ... or is she faking it?

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  2. A wiener for her ladyburger?

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  3. XL: 1st
    She seems satisfied with the size and speed ... or is she faking it?


    Yes! Yes! YESSSS!

    MITZI: A wiener for her ladyburger?

    Or a frankfurter for her fadge?

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  4. an electric glory hole
    with a porthole window?

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  5. NORMADESMOND: an electric glory hole
    with a porthole window?


    Brilliant observation, Norma!

    The porthole is for the seamen.

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  6. Figures that Norma would hone in the gloryhole!

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  7. How do hey handle the mustard?

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  8. I am reminded of the wurst infection at this moment..

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  9. time: too long!
    length: too short!

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  10. once again, a beautiful
    triple play by our masterful mj.

    (a triple play's better than a home run, right?)

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  11. not only "Sizzling Delicious" but it is also "Served in hot Bun"...

    All I need is a hot Bun...

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  12. COOKIE: Figures that Norma would hone in the gloryhole!

    You can’t top our Norma.

    Or so goes the rumour.

    LULU: Does it come in a bun?

    Only if you touch it too much, too fast.

    MAGO: How do hey handle the mustard?

    It doesn’t really cut the mustard.

    MANDA: I am reminded of the wurst infection at this moment.

    This is the best of the wurst.

    JASON: time: too long!
    length: too short!


    You want our foot-long machine at the end of the hall.

    NORMADESMOND: once again, a beautiful
    triple play by our masterful mj.
    (a triple play's better than a home run, right?)


    Access to the locker room is even better.

    PRINCESS: not only "Sizzling Delicious" but it is also "Served in hot Bun"...
    All I need is a hot Bun...


    As they say at The Greasy Wiener, “Loads of fun … in a bun!”

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  13. you just know that weeny has got some nasty times ahead. Look at that woman. Have you ever seen a female person as perverted as that before? kabuki felt a cold shiver right up the spine. its always the phallic shaped meat byproducts that suffer the most. kabuki could just weep.

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  14. "Yes! Yes! YESSSS!"

    [SNORT!]

    Best retort yet!

    [bows]

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  15. I know that when I want a weiner I want it fast and preferably poking through a hole........

    'Nuff said........

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  16. Mistress,
    Where is the SLUGGISH KIELBASA machine?

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  17. KABUKI: you just know that weeny has got some nasty times ahead. Look at that woman. Have you ever seen a female person as perverted as that before? kabuki felt a cold shiver right up the spine. its always the phallic shaped meat byproducts that suffer the most. kabuki could just weep.

    Mistress MJ is weeping tears of joy now that kabuki has returned.

    XL: "Yes! Yes! YESSSS!"
    [SNORT!]
    Best retort yet!
    [bows]


    Oh for heaven’s sake, get up, XL.

    There are pillows to be fluffed.

    DAMIEN: I know that when I want a weiner I want it fast and preferably poking through a hole........
    'Nuff said........


    Then consider the Speedy Weeny a late birthday pressie.

    WALLY: Mistress,
    Where is the SLUGGISH KIELBASA machine?


    Here ya go.

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  18. Well it's no wonder she's resorted to the wiener machine: look at that mannish jacket and skirt length...

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  19. Funnily enough, I had franfurters for dinner the other night.

    I definitely wasn't wearing the Frumpy Gear for sure.

    I think it's just polite to dress for dinner.

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  20. I misread Cookie's 'hone' as 'bone'.
    Sx

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  21. MICHAEL GUY: Well it's no wonder she's resorted to the wiener machine: look at that mannish jacket and skirt length...

    Perhaps she’d be happier at the taco machine, in that case.

    ROSES: Funnily enough, I had franfurters for dinner the other night.
    I definitely wasn't wearing the Frumpy Gear for sure.
    I think it's just polite to dress for dinner.


    You’re trying to tell us that from time to time you dress in something other than your fluffy pink dressing gown?

    SCARLET: I misread Cookie's 'hone' as 'bone'.

    It works either way!

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