A big THANK YOU to everyone who attended Infomaniac’s FIFTH Anniversary Party!
It’s time for you all to go home now as Mistress MJ must access the damage.
What the?
I think it's best you don't see the state of the place.
Stand back, bitches.
Mistress MJ and the houseboys have some cleaning up to do…
Wow! That was fun Mistress!
ReplyDeleteThe rental place isn't going to be too pleased with the stain on this tux though.
Looks like you had a Lost Weekend
ReplyDeleteBloody Mary for breakfast then?
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XL: Wow! That was fun Mistress!
ReplyDeleteThe rental place isn't going to be too pleased with the stain on this tux though.
Yogurt?
NURSEMYRA: Looks like you had a Lost Weekend
I’ve had entire weeks like that.
SCARLET: Bloody Mary for breakfast then?
Are you still mixing drinks at this hour?
A mimosa, please.
I had a lovely time although I don't know how I ended up with this Babe t-shirt.
ReplyDeleteAnd why is there so much vodka left?
I think I took someone elses keys by mistake....
ReplyDeleteEverytime I fart something jingles...
XL - what exactly are Ben Wah balls again? And what happened after that fifth shooter of schnapps???
Is someone missing a mauve suede rhinestone studded cock ring? I accidently made off with it.
ReplyDeleteOops!Forgot to type TB; still not quite myself.(r/e cockring)
ReplyDelete@ Damien:
ReplyDeleteConsider them a party favor.
I was lost after the 4th. Sorry.
It's shank n vac time!
ReplyDeletetwas a luvly party MJ, FAnks..
ReplyDeleteIf Miss Scarlet gives me a jumbo bloody, I'll be more than happy to take over Hose Duty...
ReplyDelete(I'm considered by many an expert).
Thank you, dear Scarlet, but no vegetable in the morning. I stick to caffee amaretto and one of your rolls.
ReplyDeletemy dear, you'll need a bigger hose than that.
ReplyDeleteYou'll find some lovely parting gifts as you head out the door, so don't forget your swag bag.
ReplyDeleteHAYWARD: I had a lovely time although I don't know how I ended up with this Babe t-shirt.
ReplyDeleteAnd why is there so much vodka left?
Because you ARE a babe, Hayward.
I certainly hope it had nothing to do with cellphone/airport man.
As for the vodka, Mistress MJ had it piped in through an underground reservoir.
DAMIEN: I think I took someone elses keys by mistake....
Everytime I fart something jingles...
XL - what exactly are Ben Wah balls again? And what happened after that fifth shooter of schnapps???
Thankfully, XL was here to answer your question.
TB: Is someone missing a mauve suede rhinestone studded cock ring? I accidently made off with it.
Oops!Forgot to type TB; still not quite myself.(r/e cockring)
Everyone was given a mauve suede rhinestone studded cock ring in their swag bag.
XL: @ Damien:
Consider them a party favor.
I was lost after the 4th. Sorry.
I didn’t even know we HAD Schnapps!
*checks liquor store receipt*
MITZI: It's shank n vac time!
That’s gotta be the rest of her coke supply she shook on the carpet.
PRINCESS: twas a luvly party MJ, FAnks..
Ta, Princess.
You were a luv to publicize it!
WALLY: If Miss Scarlet gives me a jumbo bloody, I'll be more than happy to take over Hose Duty...
(I'm considered by many an expert).
Word has it that you’ve handled many a hose.
MAGO: Thank you, dear Scarlet, but no vegetable in the morning. I stick to caffee amaretto and one of your rolls.
Miss Scarlet is concerned about our nutrition.
Have you seen how she looks lovingly at cucumbers?
NORMADESMOND: my dear, you'll need a bigger hose than that.
Why don’t you whip yours out for us then, Norma?
KELLY RED: You'll find some lovely parting gifts as you head out the door, so don't forget your swag bag.
I hope you find some use for your mauve suede rhinestone studded cock ring.
Happy belated anniversary, Mistress MJ! Miss J is sorry to have missed it though from the looks of things, its just as well.
ReplyDeleteMiss Janey is glad the Mistress still stands tall!
MJ:
ReplyDeleteI hope you find some use for your mauve suede rhinestone studded cock ring.
USED! It's very rude to regift.
Ms. Scarlet seems to develop a slight cucumber fixation lately. But she can cut the thinnest slices I ever seen ...
ReplyDeleteMISS JANEY: Happy belated anniversary, Mistress MJ! Miss J is sorry to have missed it though from the looks of things, its just as well.
ReplyDeleteMiss Janey is glad the Mistress still stands tall!
We saved a swag bag for you.
Enjoy your mauve suede rhinestone studded cock ring.
KELLY RED: MJ:
I hope you find some use for your mauve suede rhinestone studded cock ring.
USED! It's very rude to regift.
Tube socks for YOU next year!
In white!!!
MAGO: Ms. Scarlet seems to develop a slight cucumber fixation lately. But she can cut the thinnest slices I ever seen ...
You should see her operate the Speedy Weeny machine!
bloody hell, I missed it! thank God it lives on in cyberland. Happy anniversary!
ReplyDeleteYeah, she's a Weeny Wizzard! But she'll never face the weenie in a bottle problem ...
ReplyDeleteSorry - arrived too late for the party (too busy fighting chairs at my place). I'll pick up a feather duster now I'm here ... eeuw ... why is it up there?
ReplyDeleteCHICKORY: bloody hell, I missed it! thank God it lives on in cyberland. Happy anniversary!
ReplyDeleteLet’s toss some Crocs and flip flops onto a bonfire!
MAGO: Yeah, she's a Weeny Wizzard! But she'll never face the weenie in a bottle problem ...
I think you’ve seen too many Filthy Fridays here.
LULU: Sorry - arrived too late for the party (too busy fighting chairs at my place). I'll pick up a feather duster now I'm here ... eeuw ... why is it up there?
It’s up there to assure that he never sits down on the job!
I generally avoid Filthy Frayday ...
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