Mistress MJ has scrolled through dozens of Filthy Friday photos to pick TEN of the best.
Butt Baby…
Talking/Singing Penis…
Gumming …
Cactus…
Inexplicable DeVice’s Warty Wand…
Milk Maid…
Mega Snatch…
Smoking Arse…
Big Balls…
Tailpipe..
Five years of Filthy Friday.
What a long, strange trip it’s been.
Thanks for coming with us on the ride.
VOTE FOR YOUR FAVE!!!
I'll go with "Tailpipe." So much going on. So many questions.
ReplyDeleteUh, what did I win?
the lounge singer gets my vote.
ReplyDeletei saw his show once...the fucker lip syncs!
When things go wrong ...
ReplyDeleteI think I see a kneeling saint in the hair pattern of mega snatch.
ReplyDeletemust I vote?... Really?... they are all equally filthy. But Ahh the memories.... Mr Knudsens toothy singing wenis gets my vote...
ReplyDeleteI couldn't really say I had a favourite from this top ten.
ReplyDeleteBut I do think Butt Baby is the most remarkable.
Oh why must you scare me like this? I almost forgot about these and you wheel them back in. WHY?
ReplyDeleteWhy am I relentlessly scrolling up and down trying to pick a favourite?????
ReplyDeleteI pick the cactus.... just so I can now run away and meet my counsellor.
Sx
I vote for... Ah hell, singing penis!
ReplyDeleteTo save myself the horror of what Miss Scarlet describes (the scrolling, not the counselling), I'm going to say the maga-snatch is the most vile and NEVER LOOK AT THESE IMAGES AGAIN!
ReplyDeleteP.S. That is NOT my wand!
yes 63mago, that's a fitting
ReplyDeletesoundtrack to this friday filth.
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ReplyDeleteGee Willigans! (a christian swear word) I vote for Miss Molly and her dolly.
ReplyDeleteXL: I'll go with "Tailpipe." So much going on. So many questions.
ReplyDeleteUh, what did I win?
You win a free tune up on your exhaust system.
NORMADESMOND: the lounge singer gets my vote.
i saw his show once...the fucker lip syncs!
Demand a refund!
MAGO: When things go wrong ...
In an earlier post, you said, “I generally avoid Filthy Frayday ...”
Oh, and see Norma’s second comment.
HAYWARD: I think I see a kneeling saint in the hair pattern of mega snatch.
She should sell it on eBay.
It works for holy toast.
PRINCESS: must I vote?... Really?... they are all equally filthy. But Ahh the memories.... Mr Knudsens toothy singing wenis gets my vote...
Do you suppose he takes requests?
ZEN: I couldn't really say I had a favourite from this top ten.
But I do think Butt Baby is the most remarkable.
I’m thinking of changing my avatar to the Butt Baby.
CYBERPOOF: Oh why must you scare me like this? I almost forgot about these and you wheel them back in. WHY?
I want to give you something to remember me by.
It is my legacy.
SCARLET: Why am I relentlessly scrolling up and down trying to pick a favourite?????
I pick the cactus.... just so I can now run away and meet my counsellor.
Perhaps you’d be more comfortable with a cucumber image?
MANDA: I vote for... Ah hell, singing penis!
He’ll be on American Idol one day.
You saw him here first.
IVD: To save myself the horror of what Miss Scarlet describes (the scrolling, not the counselling), I'm going to say the maga-snatch is the most vile and NEVER LOOK AT THESE IMAGES AGAIN!
P.S. That is NOT my wand!
In all fairness, that photo was taken a few years ago…before your reconstructive surgery.
NORMADESMOND: yes 63mago, that's a fitting
soundtrack to this friday filth.
But can you dance to it?
MITZI: Gee Willigans! (a christian swear word) I vote for Miss Molly and her dolly.
Good Golly Miss Molly!
I think Mr Knudsen's last request was "Excuse me Sir... Are you ready for your cavity search?" as he went through customs on his return to Norn Eylan...
ReplyDeleteTailpipe. I will now start looking at my Buick in an entirely different light.
ReplyDeleteIf it's your legacy to give me something to remember me by, then I suggest that you give me a naked David Boreanaz. Preferably in my bed.
ReplyDeleteTailpipe.
ReplyDeleteSo many metaphorical nuggets to be discovered, just layer upon layer to be referenced and psychoanalyzed:
Man vs Machine, Nature vs Not Sure, Great Mileage vs Ergonomic Comfort?
Once the voting has been exhausted and the mass debating has been muffled, in the end Tailpipe will win.
PRINCESS: I think Mr Knudsen's last request was "Excuse me Sir... Are you ready for your cavity search?" as he went through customs on his return to Norn Eylan...
ReplyDeleteThey’re still trying to get the bottle unstuck.
TB: Tailpipe. I will now start looking at my Buick in an entirely different light.
Giving new meaning to the slogan, “Drive Beautiful.”
CYBERPOOF: If it's your legacy to give me something to remember me by, then I suggest that you give me a naked David Boreanaz. Preferably in my bed.
I gave you a nekkid David Bore-anus a few years ago.
That’s all you get.
DONN: Tailpipe.
So many metaphorical nuggets to be discovered, just layer upon layer to be referenced and psychoanalyzed:
Man vs Machine, Nature vs Not Sure, Great Mileage vs Ergonomic Comfort?
Once the voting has been exhausted and the mass debating has been muffled, in the end Tailpipe will win.
Roll on Down the Highway!
I have to vote for the cactus. That takes more cahoonas then the guy with the big ones.
ReplyDeleteBOXER: I have to vote for the cactus. That takes more cahoonas then the guy with the big ones.
ReplyDeleteIt makes me want a tequila shot.
Quinto aniversario feliz, dear MJ!!!!
ReplyDeleteI say baby in da butthole and then agree with Boxer that the cacti up the crack takes out gigante cohones any day!
'ave a great weekend, love! xoxox
Mega snatch is making me feel mega queasy
ReplyDeleteoh for fuck's sake: I nearly passed out with the degeneracy. (is that a word?) Also I am bombed on afternoon chardonnay. so there's thaat.
ReplyDeletebut I think "butt baby" gets the big vote. That had to hurt like a bitch.
also would eveyrone stopp by my lil' blog to appreciate Elizabeth Taylor. I'm posting my lttle heart out over there people!!!!
Butt baby for shure.
I can't find your blog Mr Michael. But I love Liz.
ReplyDeleteSx
Smoking arse. Anyone can stick something up their ass. Blowing smoke out of it for reals shows real talent and training.
ReplyDeleteNURSEMYRA: Mega snatch is making me feel mega queasy
ReplyDeleteVomiting is not permitted here on Infomaniac.
Please step outside.
MICHAEL GUY: oh for fuck's sake: I nearly passed out with the degeneracy. (is that a word?) Also I am bombed on afternoon chardonnay. so there's thaat.
but I think "butt baby" gets the big vote. That had to hurt like a bitch.
also would eveyrone stopp by my lil' blog to appreciate Elizabeth Taylor. I'm posting my lttle heart out over there people!!!!
Butt baby for shure.
They need your blog link and then I’m sure they’ll all be over to wipe your tears, Michael.
SCARLET: I can't find your blog Mr Michael. But I love Liz.
Visit Michel Guy here.
MISS JANEY: Smoking arse. Anyone can stick something up their ass. Blowing smoke out of it for reals shows real talent and training.
I’m waiting for someone who can spin plates out of their arse.
With The Sabre Dance playing in the background, of course.
I forgot La Diva!
ReplyDeleteLA DIVA CUCINA: Quinto aniversario feliz, dear MJ!!!!
I say baby in da butthole and then agree with Boxer that the cacti up the crack takes out gigante cohones any day!
'ave a great weekend, love! xoxox
Do you include “cooking with cactus” in your repertoire?
I am partial to the butt baby. :)
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