Saturday, March 12, 2011

Cuterus, the Adorable Uterus

For Miss Scarlet, who is feeling poorly…

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  1. LẌ4:46 PM, March 12, 2011

    Firsterus!

    I hope Miss Scarlet feels more humerus maximus!

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  2. The Mistress4:56 PM, March 12, 2011

    Report for pillow fluffing duties.

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  3. Princess5:04 PM, March 12, 2011

    Just as well you remembered the first "r" Mr XL...
    Morning Mistress...

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  4. The Mistress5:09 PM, March 12, 2011

    Afternoon, Princess.

    Oh I forgot.

    You're blogging from the future.

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  5. The Cool Cookie6:00 PM, March 12, 2011

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnBooks:Now_That_You_Are_Almost_a_Woman

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  6. KJ6:07 PM, March 12, 2011

    I get called "Uterous" all the time!

    On a side note... have you ever noticed how the Uterus looks like the Dodge logo? :o/

    Feel better soon, Miss Scarlet.

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  7. The Mistress6:15 PM, March 12, 2011

    COOKIE: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnBooks:Now_That_You_Are_Almost_a_Woman

    That link should be required reading!

    And Miss Scarlet should be sure to click on all the highlighted words in that book!

    UTE: I get called "Uterous" all the time!
    On a side note... have you ever noticed how the Uterus looks like the Dodge logo? :o/
    Feel better soon, Miss Scarlet.

    We here at Infomaniac would never stoop to calling you Uterous.

    *teehee*

    I have INDEED noticed the Dodge/uterus connection but no one but you has ever mentioned it!

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  8. TB6:32 PM, March 12, 2011

    I thought it was an updated look for Hello Kitty. Sorry about not feeling well; take 2 Midol, a Percadon, and and 3 houseboys. You'll feel better.

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  9. KJ6:41 PM, March 12, 2011

    "I have INDEED noticed the Dodge/uterus connection but no one but you has ever mentioned it!"

    Great minds, 'n all. ;o)

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  10. normadesmond6:49 PM, March 12, 2011

    and i just read that dodge will soon be coming out with a uterus, nestled between the polara and the magnum.

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  11. normadesmond6:57 PM, March 12, 2011

    miss scarlet, i've baked you a cake.

    http://mittendrinnen.blogspot.com/2011/03/miss-scarlets-not-well.html

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  12. kabuki zero9:15 PM, March 12, 2011

    that is the stupidest uvula kabuki has ever laid eyes on. patient zero - uvula retardicus pleas report to the med lab for shots. dr. kabuki's medical knowledge is legendary y'know

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  13. Kapitano12:46 AM, March 13, 2011

    Aww, it's so cute. It gives me a nice, comfy womb feeling.

    I used to live in one of those, when I was, er, younger.

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  14. The Mistress3:23 AM, March 13, 2011

    TB: I thought it was an updated look for Hello Kitty. Sorry about not feeling well; take 2 Midol, a Percadon, and and 3 houseboys. You'll feel better.

    Good point…Don’t forget about your new houseboy, Miss Scarlet.

    He is so much more than a decorative brooch.

    UTE: "I have INDEED noticed the Dodge/uterus connection but no one but you has ever mentioned it!"

    Great minds, 'n all. ;o)

    Or as my elders always remind me, “Fools seldom differ.”

    NORMADESMOND: and i just read that dodge will soon be coming out with a uterus, nestled between the polara and the magnum.

    Will it have cupholders?

    NORMADESMOND: miss scarlet, i've baked you a cake.
    http://mittendrinnen.blogspot.com/2011/03/miss-scarlets-not-well.html

    BITCHES, stop what you’re doing and take a look at Norma’s CAKE!

    KABUKI: that is the stupidest uvula kabuki has ever laid eyes on. patient zero - uvula retardicus pleas report to the med lab for shots. dr. kabuki's medical knowledge is legendary y'know

    Mistress MJ does not mean to belittle your year at medical school but aren’t you looking into the wrong end of the patient?

    KAPI: Aww, it's so cute. It gives me a nice, comfy womb feeling.
    I used to live in one of those, when I was, er, younger.

    Womb for rent?

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  15. Ms Scarlet4:32 AM, March 13, 2011

    Thank you for the cake, Miss Norma! And I have read the amusing guide to being a woman.
    I take comfort from the knowledge that even though I spent yesterday doubled over, shovelling Ibruprofen down my gullet, I can still pee sitting down whilst wearing an angora jumper.
    Sx

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  16. CyberPete5:45 AM, March 13, 2011

    I am having the most dreadful time myself. I think I am having my period or something. That's usually in the beginning of the month and I can't for the life of me understand why it's arrived late

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  17. The Mistress7:26 AM, March 13, 2011

    SCARLET: Thank you for the cake, Miss Norma! And I have read the amusing guide to being a woman.
    I take comfort from the knowledge that even though I spent yesterday doubled over, shovelling Ibruprofen down my gullet, I can still pee sitting down whilst wearing an angora jumper.

    Ed Wood used to say the same thing.

    Fancy a nice cuppa tea?

    CYBERPOOF: I am having the most dreadful time myself. I think I am having my period or something. That's usually in the beginning of the month and I can't for the life of me understand why it's arrived late.

    You are perpetually PMS-ing.

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  18. Ms Scarlet7:34 AM, March 13, 2011

    I loved the Ed Wood film! I genuinely find Ed Wood inspirational.
    I would love a good cuppa, but right now I only have soya milk.
    Sx

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  19. CyberPete7:54 AM, March 13, 2011

    Not always, but these days quite a lot.

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  20. The Mistress10:55 AM, March 13, 2011

    SCARLET: I loved the Ed Wood film! I genuinely find Ed Wood inspirational.
    I would love a good cuppa, but right now I only have soya milk.

    What a shame as I was going to make you a brew using Kate and William teabags.

    CYBERPOOF: Not always, but these days quite a lot.

    I’ll say it again…high maintenance.

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  21. Ms Scarlet10:57 AM, March 13, 2011

    Ha, ha!!! I want those tea-bags!!
    Sx

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  22. Roses11:01 AM, March 13, 2011

    Hugs to you honey. Flaming uterous time is awful. I've been known to double, my double dose of ibuprofen. It's not good. It really isn't.

    Do you want a hot water bottle?

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  23. Ms Scarlet11:25 AM, March 13, 2011

    I had the agony day yesterday. Today I feel drained and washed out like a bleached flannel.
    Sx

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