Infomaniac: 2000th Posting

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

2000th Posting

34 comments:

Princess2:43 AM, March 29, 2011
Yay! First...!
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Princess2:50 AM, March 29, 2011
*Does Lap of honour and presents Mistress MJ with a Lovely Bouquet to celebrate the occasion...*

Congratulations Mistress...

Here's to another 2000!
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mrpeenee2:57 AM, March 29, 2011
I can't smell you from here, so thumbs up, honey.
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LẌ3:26 AM, March 29, 2011
Wow! Congrats! Uh, how many is that in Imperial?
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Princess3:28 AM, March 29, 2011
Well that Link Didn't Work

Try this one.
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Princess3:30 AM, March 29, 2011
Yes... that's much better...
Oh hi XL... Peenee...

*giggles*
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Ms Scarlet4:11 AM, March 29, 2011
2000!!! Bloody hell! I'd better get a wiggle on...
Let's have a race to 10,000 [kidding].
Sx
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Michael Guy4:15 AM, March 29, 2011
Congrats on #2,000th!

A toast to your never-ending source of creativity and filth!
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eroswings4:49 AM, March 29, 2011
Congratulations and Thank You for hosting and entertaining us!

..*o*
..o.*o
..*[]
../.*.\
..[__]...(--*)....(--*)
..[__]..._I_....._I_

Cheers to the unstoppable, fierce, larger than life woman who survived a Blogger shutdown, a Yakuza kidnapping, and an assassination attempt by a lamp fixture! There ain't nobody else who can fill your fabulous shoes--and that includes your houseboys and fellow Infomaniac bitches(not even if they greased their feet)!

Poutine all around!!!
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The Mistress6:17 AM, March 29, 2011
PRINCESS: Yay! First...!
*Does Lap of honour and presents Mistress MJ with a Lovely Bouquet to celebrate the occasion...*
Congratulations Mistress...
Here's to another 2000!
Well that Link Didn't Work
Try this one.
Yes... that's much better...
Oh hi XL... Peenee...
*giggles*

Thombeau sent me the same floral arrangement!

Was there a half-off sale?

Most thoughtful of both of you to think of me in this way.

I wish I’d had one of these for Piggy’s funeral.

PEENEE: I can't smell you from here, so thumbs up, honey.

I don’t know where those thumbs have been but thanks, Peenee.

XL: Wow! Congrats! Uh, how many is that in Imperial?

You know Mistress MJ doesn’t do math.

SCARLET: 2000!!! Bloody hell! I'd better get a wiggle on...
Let's have a race to 10,000 [kidding].

I suddenly feel a nap coming on.

MICHAEL GUY: Congrats on #2,000th!
A toast to your never-ending source of creativity and filth!

Is that champagne, darling?

EROS: Congratulations and Thank You for hosting and entertaining us!

..*o*
..o.*o
..*[]
../.*.\
..[__]...(--*)....(--*)
..[__]..._I_....._I_

Cheers to the unstoppable, fierce, larger than life woman who survived a Blogger shutdown, a Yakuza kidnapping, and an assassination attempt by a lamp fixture! There ain't nobody else who can fill your fabulous shoes--and that includes your houseboys and fellow Infomaniac bitches(not even if they greased their feet)!
Poutine all around!!!

Oh my, Eros!

Why don’t you slip on a pair of my high heels though, just for funsies?
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Damien6:32 AM, March 29, 2011
Mazel Tov My Mistress.

I look forward to the next 2000 posts.

Your blog has literally shined light on my darkest days.

***kneels and reverently kisses each foot as is proper***
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The Mistress7:14 AM, March 29, 2011
DAMIEN: Mazel Tov My Mistress.
I look forward to the next 2000 posts.
Your blog has literally shined light on my darkest days.
***kneels and reverently kisses each foot as is proper***

It is Mistress MJ’s wish that Slave Damien find a ray of light whenever he needs it.
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savannah7:45 AM, March 29, 2011
congratulations, sugar! you are absolutely an inspiration and the crown jewel of blogville. xoxoxoxo
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designing wally8:44 AM, March 29, 2011
Wow!
2000...
and no KY-2 meltdown...

(Proper lubrication of one's blog is so important...)
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TB8:51 AM, March 29, 2011
Congrats to you and I will light a candle for you in the chapel of St. Tiffany( the saint of dildo makers).
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The Cool Cookie9:09 AM, March 29, 2011
2000 posts? Now we can sell you into televised syndication.
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normadesmond9:26 AM, March 29, 2011
cookie's right! now we can
watch you on UHF late night.

was there ever a time that you weren't receptive?
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Anonymous10:44 AM, March 29, 2011
AW ... 2000 posts!
Fun, filth, enlightenment!
Carry on, dear Mistress - some flowers for you!
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Kelly Red12:01 PM, March 29, 2011
2000! Congrats to you dear Mistress. Your numbers are almost as large as those balls you pictured the other day. Which gave me nightmares by the way.
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Mitzi 12:11 PM, March 29, 2011
Congratulations and what lovely delphiniums you have growing in your garden dear. Beautiful purple heads!
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Roses12:52 PM, March 29, 2011
Congratulations my dear!

Here's to a few thousand more drunken, filthy and perverted blog posts!

Yay....Mistress!!!!

Woo Hoo!
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Kapitano1:29 PM, March 29, 2011
So the next post will be...2001: A Base Oddity.

(The odder and baser the better.)

Congratulations on reaching 2000. You don't look a day of 1500.
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Inexplicable DeVice1:47 PM, March 29, 2011
Oh, congratulations!

2000 educational, informative, tasteful, heart-warming-

Uh, oh. Wrong blog.

Still, congratulations, anyway! You certainly are the hostess with the mostess!

xx
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CyberPete2:43 PM, March 29, 2011
Happy 2,000th! Yoou don't look a day over 89
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The Mistress3:59 PM, March 29, 2011
SAVANNAH: congratulations, sugar! you are absolutely an inspiration and the crown jewel of blogville.

Thank you, dear Savannah.

The others can learn a thing or two from your lovely choice of words.

WALLY: Wow!
2000...
and no KY-2 meltdown...
(Proper lubrication of one's blog is so important...)

The secret is Boy Butter.

TB: Congrats to you and I will light a candle for you in the chapel of St. Tiffany( the saint of dildo makers).

Make sure it’s burning at both ends.

COOKIE: 2000 posts? Now we can sell you into televised syndication.

I feel like Mary Tyler Moore.

*tosses French cap into air*

NORMADESMOND: cookie's right! now we can
watch you on UHF late night.
was there ever a time that you weren't receptive?

There was a time when I could only be picked up via shortwave.

MAGO: AW ... 2000 posts!
Fun, filth, enlightenment!
Carry on, dear Mistress - some flowers for you!

Such a gentleman.

Achoo!

KELLY: 2000! Congrats to you dear Mistress. Your numbers are almost as large as those balls you pictured the other day. Which gave me nightmares by the way.

Still obsessing about those big balls, I see.

MITZI: Congratulations and what lovely delphiniums you have growing in your garden dear. Beautiful purple heads!

Don’t pick the purple-headed ones!

ROSES: Congratulations my dear!
Here's to a few thousand more drunken, filthy and perverted blog posts!
Yay....Mistress!!!!
Woo Hoo!

I don’t know WHOSE blog YOU’VE been reading!

KAPI: So the next post will be...2001: A Base Oddity.
(The odder and baser the better.)
Congratulations on reaching 2000. You don't look a day of 1500.

I’m floating in a most peculiar way.

IVD: Oh, congratulations!
2000 educational, informative, tasteful, heart-warming-
Uh, oh. Wrong blog.
Still, congratulations, anyway! You certainly are the hostess with the mostess!

How kind…yet unlike you, I can’t make gayer cakes.

CYBERPOOF: Happy 2,000th! Yoou don't look a day over 89

Slap!
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Miss Janey5:12 PM, March 29, 2011
Congratulations, Mistress MJ! You survived booze, Broadway and interweb banishment and are still goin' strong and wrong. Miss J is thrilled to be one of your bitches.
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Jenny5:52 PM, March 29, 2011
2000 posts? you don't look a day over 1500.

Congrats!

And where are the green elf shorts nowadays?
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Random Chick5:57 PM, March 29, 2011
Okay. Where are the wieners and arses? I thought there would be a wall of wieners or something. Geez. The economy is affecting EVERYTHING!!! WAHHHH!

Congratulations! This is a monumental mile stone, or something.
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kabuki zero7:34 PM, March 29, 2011
your beauty rivals the sunset. your wisdom rivals the great minds thruout history. And your tits just do me in. You are the business, and business is fabulous. kisses kabuki
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The Mistress9:07 PM, March 29, 2011
MISS JANEY: Congratulations, Mistress MJ! You survived booze, Broadway and interweb banishment and are still goin' strong and wrong. Miss J is thrilled to be one of your bitches.

Mistress MJ is thrilled that a stage star such as Miss J should tread the boards of Infomaniac.

BOXER: 2000 posts? you don't look a day over 1500.
Congrats!
And where are the green elf shorts nowadays?

The Shorts are somewhere between Canada and England.

Travel time, thanks be to Canada Post and the Royal Mail, is approximately 6 weeks.

Unless Miss Scarlet has intercepted them.

RANDOM CHICK: Okay. Where are the wieners and arses? I thought there would be a wall of wieners or something. Geez. The economy is affecting EVERYTHING!!! WAHHHH!
Congratulations! This is a monumental mile stone, or something.

Milestone or millstone?

Help yourself to the Speedy Weeny machine.

KABUKI: your beauty rivals the sunset. your wisdom rivals the great minds thruout history. And your tits just do me in. You are the business, and business is fabulous. kisses kabuki

If Mistress MJ were the type who likes children, she would gladly bear yours.

But as things stand, she would prefer your parrot.
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von Pfosten9:46 PM, March 29, 2011
The Mistress is truly prolific.
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von Pfosten9:48 PM, March 29, 2011
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jason10:41 PM, March 29, 2011
You're very contraceptive today?

Congrats!
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The Mistress1:48 AM, March 30, 2011
VON PFOSTEN: The Mistress is truly prolific.

Thank you for not saying “quantity, not quality.”

JASON: You're very contraceptive today?
Congrats!

Be safe!

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
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