Friday, March 18, 2011

Speedy Weeny

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When you want a wiener and you want it FAST.
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22 comments:

  1. LẌ7:49 PM, March 18, 2011

    1st

    She seems satisfied with the size and speed ... or is she faking it?

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  2. Mitzi 7:55 PM, March 18, 2011

    A wiener for her ladyburger?

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  3. The Mistress8:07 PM, March 18, 2011

    XL: 1st
    She seems satisfied with the size and speed ... or is she faking it?

    Yes! Yes! YESSSS!

    MITZI: A wiener for her ladyburger?

    Or a frankfurter for her fadge?

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  4. normadesmond8:45 PM, March 18, 2011

    an electric glory hole
    with a porthole window?

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  5. The Mistress8:50 PM, March 18, 2011

    NORMADESMOND: an electric glory hole
    with a porthole window?

    Brilliant observation, Norma!

    The porthole is for the seamen.

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  6. The Cool Cookie8:59 PM, March 18, 2011

    Figures that Norma would hone in the gloryhole!

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  7. Lulu LaBonne9:07 PM, March 18, 2011

    Does it come in a bun?

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  8. Anonymous10:28 PM, March 18, 2011

    How do hey handle the mustard?

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  9. Moonblossom10:54 PM, March 18, 2011

    I am reminded of the wurst infection at this moment..

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  10. jason11:07 PM, March 18, 2011

    time: too long!
    length: too short!

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  11. normadesmond11:26 PM, March 18, 2011

    once again, a beautiful
    triple play by our masterful mj.

    (a triple play's better than a home run, right?)

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  12. Princess12:14 AM, March 19, 2011

    not only "Sizzling Delicious" but it is also "Served in hot Bun"...

    All I need is a hot Bun...

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  13. The Mistress12:40 AM, March 19, 2011

    COOKIE: Figures that Norma would hone in the gloryhole!

    You can’t top our Norma.

    Or so goes the rumour.

    LULU: Does it come in a bun?

    Only if you touch it too much, too fast.

    MAGO: How do hey handle the mustard?

    It doesn’t really cut the mustard.

    MANDA: I am reminded of the wurst infection at this moment.

    This is the best of the wurst.

    JASON: time: too long!
    length: too short!

    You want our foot-long machine at the end of the hall.

    NORMADESMOND: once again, a beautiful
    triple play by our masterful mj.
    (a triple play's better than a home run, right?)

    Access to the locker room is even better.

    PRINCESS: not only "Sizzling Delicious" but it is also "Served in hot Bun"...
    All I need is a hot Bun...

    As they say at The Greasy Wiener, “Loads of fun … in a bun!”

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  14. kabuki zero12:56 AM, March 19, 2011

    you just know that weeny has got some nasty times ahead. Look at that woman. Have you ever seen a female person as perverted as that before? kabuki felt a cold shiver right up the spine. its always the phallic shaped meat byproducts that suffer the most. kabuki could just weep.

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  15. LẌ2:11 AM, March 19, 2011

    "Yes! Yes! YESSSS!"

    [SNORT!]

    Best retort yet!

    [bows]

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  16. Damien2:57 AM, March 19, 2011

    I know that when I want a weiner I want it fast and preferably poking through a hole........

    'Nuff said........

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  17. designing wally3:18 AM, March 19, 2011

    Mistress,
    Where is the SLUGGISH KIELBASA machine?

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  18. The Mistress5:22 AM, March 19, 2011

    KABUKI: you just know that weeny has got some nasty times ahead. Look at that woman. Have you ever seen a female person as perverted as that before? kabuki felt a cold shiver right up the spine. its always the phallic shaped meat byproducts that suffer the most. kabuki could just weep.

    Mistress MJ is weeping tears of joy now that kabuki has returned.

    XL: "Yes! Yes! YESSSS!"
    [SNORT!]
    Best retort yet!
    [bows]

    Oh for heaven’s sake, get up, XL.

    There are pillows to be fluffed.

    DAMIEN: I know that when I want a weiner I want it fast and preferably poking through a hole........
    'Nuff said........

    Then consider the Speedy Weeny a late birthday pressie.

    WALLY: Mistress,
    Where is the SLUGGISH KIELBASA machine?

    Here ya go.

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  19. Michael Guy5:47 AM, March 19, 2011

    Well it's no wonder she's resorted to the wiener machine: look at that mannish jacket and skirt length...

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  20. Roses6:11 AM, March 19, 2011

    Funnily enough, I had franfurters for dinner the other night.

    I definitely wasn't wearing the Frumpy Gear for sure.

    I think it's just polite to dress for dinner.

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  21. Ms Scarlet1:57 PM, March 19, 2011

    I misread Cookie's 'hone' as 'bone'.
    Sx

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  22. The Mistress7:11 PM, March 19, 2011

    MICHAEL GUY: Well it's no wonder she's resorted to the wiener machine: look at that mannish jacket and skirt length...

    Perhaps she’d be happier at the taco machine, in that case.

    ROSES: Funnily enough, I had franfurters for dinner the other night.
    I definitely wasn't wearing the Frumpy Gear for sure.
    I think it's just polite to dress for dinner.

    You’re trying to tell us that from time to time you dress in something other than your fluffy pink dressing gown?

    SCARLET: I misread Cookie's 'hone' as 'bone'.

    It works either way!

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