ROSES: Amen sistah! *looks imploringly at the vodka fountain*
Plug it in!
Why do I have to do everything around here?
TB: I hope that the pulp doesn't clog the fountain; it needs to flow freely not spit like clamped garden hose.
Good point….yet it sounds rude when you say it.
CYBERPOOF: After that hideous story in the last post, I'll have my vodka straight up. Poor people of Japan! What they really need is gorgeous Italian leather shoes.
I knew that story would upset you.
Allow me to mix you a nice cocktail.
XL: "Coming right up!" Yikes! Do you know what they wanted to "twist" over there?
I'll have a Chi-Chi with a twist!
ReplyDeleteComing right up!
ReplyDeleteAmen to that!
ReplyDeleteAmen sistah!
ReplyDelete*looks imploringly at the vodka fountain*
I hope that the pulp doesn't clog the fountain; it needs to flow freely not spit like clamped garden hose.
ReplyDeleteAfter that hideous story in the last post, I'll have my vodka straight up. Poor people of Japan!
ReplyDeleteWhat they really need is gorgeous Italian leather shoes.
"Coming right up!"
ReplyDeleteYikes! Do you know what they wanted to "twist" over there?
ROSES: Amen sistah!
ReplyDelete*looks imploringly at the vodka fountain*
Plug it in!
Why do I have to do everything around here?
TB: I hope that the pulp doesn't clog the fountain; it needs to flow freely not spit like clamped garden hose.
Good point….yet it sounds rude when you say it.
CYBERPOOF: After that hideous story in the last post, I'll have my vodka straight up. Poor people of Japan!
What they really need is gorgeous Italian leather shoes.
I knew that story would upset you.
Allow me to mix you a nice cocktail.
XL: "Coming right up!"
Yikes! Do you know what they wanted to "twist" over there?
Well, you ASKED for Chi Chi with a twist.
Vodka makes me fall backwards. I'd better be standing in front of a bean bag.
ReplyDeleteGEOFF: Vodka makes me fall backwards. I'd better be standing in front of a bean bag.
ReplyDeleteSome of your fellow Infomaniac Bitches (names withheld) are human mattresses and will cushion your fall.
Vodka is for girls . Can I have a Malibu please....coz I am hard me
ReplyDelete****snarls at MJ****
Might I have a triple please Mistress?... I had a very hard day last night....
ReplyDeleteWho's waiting for life?
ReplyDeleteI need a drink now.
finlandia and tonic for kabuki. skky if kabuki is slumming. however, we all know kaki does not slum.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES, including Princess, Jason & kabuki (but not Beast): The houseboys will be ‘round to fill your requests (and get your drinks).
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ must toodle off for the evening; therefore she will post your Filthy Friday early…in a few minutes.
*farts in Beast’s general direction*
Ice and a slice for me please.
ReplyDeleteI nearly published without comment... too many lemons this morning!
ReplyDeleteNice pic, btw.
ReplyDeleteSx
Or Bourbon
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