Thursday, March 31, 2011

A Message From the Infomaniac Drinking Team

20 comments:

  1. I'll have a Chi-Chi with a twist!

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  2. Amen sistah!

    *looks imploringly at the vodka fountain*

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  3. I hope that the pulp doesn't clog the fountain; it needs to flow freely not spit like clamped garden hose.

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  4. After that hideous story in the last post, I'll have my vodka straight up. Poor people of Japan!

    What they really need is gorgeous Italian leather shoes.

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  5. "Coming right up!"

    Yikes! Do you know what they wanted to "twist" over there?

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  6. ROSES: Amen sistah!
    *looks imploringly at the vodka fountain*


    Plug it in!

    Why do I have to do everything around here?

    TB: I hope that the pulp doesn't clog the fountain; it needs to flow freely not spit like clamped garden hose.

    Good point….yet it sounds rude when you say it.

    CYBERPOOF: After that hideous story in the last post, I'll have my vodka straight up. Poor people of Japan!
    What they really need is gorgeous Italian leather shoes.


    I knew that story would upset you.

    Allow me to mix you a nice cocktail.

    XL: "Coming right up!"
    Yikes! Do you know what they wanted to "twist" over there?


    Well, you ASKED for Chi Chi with a twist.

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  7. Vodka makes me fall backwards. I'd better be standing in front of a bean bag.

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  8. GEOFF: Vodka makes me fall backwards. I'd better be standing in front of a bean bag.

    Some of your fellow Infomaniac Bitches (names withheld) are human mattresses and will cushion your fall.

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  9. Vodka is for girls . Can I have a Malibu please....coz I am hard me
    ****snarls at MJ****

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  10. Might I have a triple please Mistress?... I had a very hard day last night....

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  11. Who's waiting for life?
    I need a drink now.

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  12. finlandia and tonic for kabuki. skky if kabuki is slumming. however, we all know kaki does not slum.

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  13. BITCHES, including Princess, Jason & kabuki (but not Beast): The houseboys will be ‘round to fill your requests (and get your drinks).

    Mistress MJ must toodle off for the evening; therefore she will post your Filthy Friday early…in a few minutes.

    *farts in Beast’s general direction*

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  14. Ice and a slice for me please.

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  15. I nearly published without comment... too many lemons this morning!

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