Sunday, March 20, 2011

Little John Cigarette Set

I’ve found the perfect ashtray for the Pink Room

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Store your fags in the tank and flick your ash in the bowl.

18 comments:

  1. Who spilled all the crystal meth?

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  2. Sorry xl - that was me.. Ill lap it up soon enough...

    Meanwhile - can we please have a smoke free room in the Infomaniac Manse please Mistress *cough hack splutter*

    Thanking you.....

    your obedient but asthmatic Slave.

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  3. As long as there are a few of these I'm fine with it~ Can't have a few fags without a few willies.

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  4. Sorry I missed the dancing at the Soiree I was busy doing my Al Jolson impersonation....

    The gold rim is a nice touch Mistress... Very Classy....

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  6. Yes, I agree w/ 'Princess': that gold rim is a nice accent even though it sounds like a term one would find, say, in a Craigslist ad from Dubai.

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  7. Store your fags in the tank and flick your ash in the bowl.

    Of course I do! The pink room is becoming a home from home.
    Sx

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  8. Fantastic idea.

    I want one as well.

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  9. XL: Who spilled all the crystal meth?

    I suspect it was AyeM8y on one of his binges.

    DAMIEN: Sorry xl - that was me.. Ill lap it up soon enough...
    Meanwhile - can we please have a smoke free room in the Infomaniac Manse please Mistress *cough hack splutter*
    Thanking you.....
    your obedient but asthmatic Slave.


    Mistress MJ does not allow smoking anywhere on the premises.

    The Pink Room is the exception as it is hermetically sealed with a powerful fan system carrying the smoke to the outdoors.

    The fan system was actually installed not for the benefit of smokers, but to rid the room of fumes following one of Beast’s many gastric attacks.

    MANDA: As long as there are a few of these I'm fine with it~ Can't have a few fags without a few willies.

    Is that from your personal collection?

    PRINCESS: Sorry I missed the dancing at the Soiree I was busy doing my Al Jolson impersonation....
    The gold rim is a nice touch Mistress... Very Classy....


    Has the expression on your face come unstuck yet?

    MICHAEL GUY: Yes, I agree w/ 'Princess': that gold rim is a nice accent even though it sounds like a term one would find, say, in a Craigslist ad from Dubai.

    For a few dollars extra, we’ll throw in some rimming sugar.

    SCARLET: Store your fags in the tank and flick your ash in the bowl.

    Of course I do! The pink room is becoming a home from home.


    That’s why I had the Speedy Weeny machine installed outside the door of the Pink Room.

    ROSES: Fantastic idea.
    I want one as well.


    Please contact the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

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  10. Just when one thinks the pink room can't get any more glamorous....

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  11. It's a throne fit for a Queen!

    I bet Liz is ordering one right now!

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  12. great....something *else* for me to want now.

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  13. yes, the gold seat is quite nice, especially
    after that toilet seat debacle a few weeks ago.

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  14. WALLY: Just when one thinks the pink room can't get any more glamorous....

    You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

    The Pink Room is constantly being revamped and redecorated.

    EROS: It's a throne fit for a Queen!
    I bet Liz is ordering one right now!


    This would be the perfect gift for the Royal Couple.

    JASON: great....something *else* for me to want now.

    It’s a toss up between this and your lowrider.

    MAGO: What a clean bowl.

    Mistress MJ has standards.

    NORMADESMOND: yes, the gold seat is quite nice, especially
    after that toilet seat debacle a few weeks ago.


    The Scourge?

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  15. I quite fancy having one of those German toilets with a built in shelf for stool inspections, am I odd?

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  16. MITZI: I quite fancy having one of those German toilets with a built in shelf for stool inspections, am I odd?

    Doctors recommend you examine your stool daily.

    Or have a friend do it FOR you!

    NURSEMYRA: Want want want

    Operators at the Infomaniac Shopping Network are standing by.

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