Monday, March 28, 2011

Gay Cruising

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  1. Michael Guy7:27 AM, March 28, 2011

    O M G! FIRST!!!!

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  2. Michael Guy7:29 AM, March 28, 2011

    Sorry. The thrill of victory distracted me from that on-deck fisting party with Kukla, Fran & Ollie...

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  3. The Mistress7:32 AM, March 28, 2011

    MICHAEL GUY: O M G! FIRST!!!!

    But of course you are.

    MICHAEL GUY: Sorry. The thrill of victory distracted me from that on-deck fisting party with Kukla, Fran & Ollie...

    Puppets are just asking for it with those huge openings.

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  4. LẌ8:14 AM, March 28, 2011

    No thanks. Four years in the Navy was enough cruising!

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  5. The Cool Cookie8:21 AM, March 28, 2011

    Every cruise is a gay cruise for me.

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  6. The Mistress8:42 AM, March 28, 2011

    XL: No thanks. Four years in the Navy was enough cruising!

    Did you say in the Navy?

    I couldn’t resist.

    COOKIE: Every cruise is a gay cruise for me.

    You’re the new poster boy.

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  7. designing wally8:46 AM, March 28, 2011

    It has always been more of a big gay tugboat ride for me.

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  8. The Mistress8:50 AM, March 28, 2011

    WALLY: It has always been more of a big gay tugboat ride for me.

    Tugboat Wally, as you’re known at the docks.

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  9. Ms Scarlet8:57 AM, March 28, 2011

    So long as I can play with some decorative bunting then I'm on board.
    Sx

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  10. TB9:05 AM, March 28, 2011

    If the sash code is the same as the hankerchief code then those are some kinky mothers.

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  11. normadesmond11:15 AM, March 28, 2011

    burr tillstrom with his arms up the asses of two puppets versus hava nagila reynolds wrap.

    does the captain have a torpedo?

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  12. The Mistress11:54 AM, March 28, 2011

    SCARLET: So long as I can play with some decorative bunting then I'm on board.

    I’m sure we could round up a number of colourful bunts and string them together for your pleasure.

    TB: If the sash code is the same as the hankerchief code then those are some kinky mothers.

    I’m seeing a pisser, a fister, a daddy and a bondage top.

    Something for everyone!

    NORMADESMOND: burr tillstrom with his arms up the asses of two puppets versus hava nagila reynolds wrap.
    does the captain have a torpedo?

    Bombs away.

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  13. Kelly Red12:13 PM, March 28, 2011

    Good god, what grown adult stands around amused at puppets? You're on a gay cruise! Look at the boys preening by the pool, walk the halls looking for open room doors, get blotto at the bar on Pink Ladies. Puppets?!

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  14. Kelly Red12:15 PM, March 28, 2011

    I should clarify that last comment...I suppose adults could be amused by puppets on a gay cruise, IF they were on his dick and he was lounging by the pool. IF.

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  15. The Mistress12:19 PM, March 28, 2011

    KELLY RED: Good god, what grown adult stands around amused at puppets? You're on a gay cruise! Look at the boys preening by the pool, walk the halls looking for open room doors, get blotto at the bar on Pink Ladies. Puppets?!
    I should clarify that last comment...I suppose adults could be amused by puppets on a gay cruise, IF they were on his dick and he was lounging by the pool. IF.

    Finger puppets for dicks?

    Something tells me this is something that would go over BIG on the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

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  16. Mitzi 7:30 PM, March 28, 2011

    I do like to cruise, but the entertainment staff can be a bit too enthusiastic and insist that you join them for the conga line during the sail away party, they make you wear a multi-coloured lei and a party hat.

    I shoo them away like flies.

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  17. The Mistress8:01 PM, March 28, 2011

    MITZI: I do like to cruise, but the entertainment staff can be a bit too enthusiastic and insist that you join them for the conga line during the sail away party, they make you wear a multi-coloured lei and a party hat.
    I shoo them away like flies.

    It’s all fun and games until someone falls out of their wheelchair.

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  18. Mitzi 12:05 PM, March 29, 2011

    How depressing MJ. If I ever get like them then it's Switzerland for me tout suite!

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  19. The Mistress3:57 PM, March 29, 2011

    MITZI: How depressing MJ. If I ever get like them then it's Switzerland for me tout suite!

    Nonsense.

    When Mistress MJ opens her Old Homosexuals’ Haven, she expects you to be front of the line.

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  20. Mitzi 5:52 PM, March 29, 2011

    "I had a senior moment the other day on the way to the supermarket. As soon as I remember what it was I shall write and let you know.

    Your Homo Haven reminds me of a B&B I once (perhaps twice) stayed in at Blackpool called Trades. "There's Room To Roam At Trades" the sign boasted, and they're weren't kidding! We couldn't sleep with the constant rattling of the door knob from men outside wanting to come in. I opened the door at 4am and it was like a busy high street on Christmas Eve with men standing around like merkats taking a gander. In the end, I had to write on a bit of cardboard "All Passion Spent Do Not Disturb" Well, you loose interest after 20 or so don't you?

    A weekend at Trades includes full English or continental breakfast, light snacks, high tea and a no holds barred bout of communal fucking if you're feeling "Randy"

    I do prattle on don't I?

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  21. The Mistress9:02 PM, March 29, 2011

    MITZI: "I had a senior moment the other day on the way to the supermarket. As soon as I remember what it was I shall write and let you know.
    Your Homo Haven reminds me of a B&B I once (perhaps twice) stayed in at Blackpool called Trades. "There's Room To Roam At Trades" the sign boasted, and they're weren't kidding! We couldn't sleep with the constant rattling of the door knob from men outside wanting to come in. I opened the door at 4am and it was like a busy high street on Christmas Eve with men standing around like merkats taking a gander. In the end, I had to write on a bit of cardboard "All Passion Spent Do Not Disturb" Well, you loose interest after 20 or so don't you?
    A weekend at Trades includes full English or continental breakfast, light snacks, high tea and a no holds barred bout of communal fucking if you're feeling "Randy"
    I do prattle on don't I?

    I must plan a trip to Trades to study the competition.

    Obviously their marketing plan is superior to mine.

    And I need a slogan.

    Could you whip up a batch of your fadge for my Homo Haven menu?

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