Monday, March 07, 2011

Because Spit Shouldn't Happen

Following a perusal through the Humane Restraint catalogue, (thanks, Nursemyra!)…Mistress MJ is ordering a dispenser box of TranZport Hoods.


That should teach you to swallow instead of spit!
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  1. LẌ1:31 PM, March 07, 2011

    1st!

    That guy is scarier than Hannibal Lecter (who is Welsh, btw)!

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  2. The Mistress1:38 PM, March 07, 2011

    Is he related to you?

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  3. Roxy1:56 PM, March 07, 2011

    They didn't have those back when I was jailing. If someone needed to be spat upon, I obliged. And besides, how would I be able to smoke while wearing one of those things?

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  4. TB2:05 PM, March 07, 2011

    I'm so country; I thought it was a bee keepers hood.

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  5. Anonymous2:25 PM, March 07, 2011

    Better than them old plastic bags ...

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  6. Inexplicable DeVice2:45 PM, March 07, 2011

    "Deters spiting" but what about smiting?

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  7. Lulu LaBonne3:08 PM, March 07, 2011

    I keep a supply of these to hand - so many people to restrain

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  8. nursemyra3:29 PM, March 07, 2011

    haha.... I should have investigated that site more fully. Fabulous find MJ

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  9. Jenny3:50 PM, March 07, 2011

    just wondering if they have these for a small five pound Chihuahua.

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  10. CyberPete4:00 PM, March 07, 2011

    Is he wearing IDVs shower loofa/bathing thingamajig/bob on a string?

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  11. The Mistress4:43 PM, March 07, 2011

    ROXY: They didn't have those back when I was jailing. If someone needed to be spat upon, I obliged. And besides, how would I be able to smoke while wearing one of those things?

    You smoking in a TranZport Hood combined with drinking nail polish remover is an accident waiting to happen!

    TB: I'm so country; I thought it was a bee keepers hood.

    You sound like Donny and Marie.

    MAGO: Better than them old plastic bags ...

    Like a breath of fresh air!

    IVD: "Deters spiting" but what about smiting?

    Smiting is most definitely YOUR department, oh witchy one.

    LULU: I keep a supply of these to hand - so many people to restrain

    All those unruly camera men.

    NURSEMYRA: haha.... I should have investigated that site more fully. Fabulous find MJ

    Thank you for the link!

    I must visit the Gimcrack Hospital more often!

    p.s. It turns out I blogged about these back in 2007 but I was perusing a different catalogue called Jail Products.

    BOXER: just wondering if they have these for a small five pound Chihuahua.

    Ha! I remember you described Mickey as “Hannibel Lecter bad.”

    CYBERPOOF: Is he wearing IDVs shower loofa/bathing thingamajig/bob on a string?

    That used and broken loofah/body mop/nylon netting shower pom pom on a string thingamie will never go away, will it?

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  12. LẌ4:49 PM, March 07, 2011

    "Mickey as 'Hannibel Lecter bad'"

    Mickey is Welsh?

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  13. The Cool Cookie4:53 PM, March 07, 2011

    When I worked with yutes in Juvinile Detention, spitting was an issue. But they would also fling excrement at you through the handcuff doors. No fun, and believe me - no fantasy material, either.

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  14. CyberPete4:55 PM, March 07, 2011

    IT NEVER ENDS!

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  15. Princess6:33 PM, March 07, 2011

    Is it just as effective for Dribblers?

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  16. The Mistress6:47 PM, March 07, 2011

    XL: "Mickey as 'Hannibel Lecter bad'"
    Mickey is Welsh?

    I thought he was Mexican.

    COOKIE: When I worked with yutes in Juvinile Detention, spitting was an issue. But they would also fling excrement at you through the handcuff doors. No fun, and believe me - no fantasy material, either.

    This sign should have been posted in your workplace.

    CYBERPOOF: IT NEVER ENDS!

    The never ending story!

    PRINCESS: Is it just as effective for Dribblers?

    Are you asking for a friend?

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  17. normadesmond9:04 PM, March 07, 2011

    dental dam be damned!

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  18. Ms Scarlet4:12 AM, March 08, 2011

    Humane Restraint since 1876...?
    I have gone a bit squinty.
    Sx

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  19. The Mistress7:15 AM, March 08, 2011

    *restrains Norma and Miss Scarlet*

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  20. The Mistress7:16 AM, March 08, 2011

    Together, I might add.

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