Saturday, March 26, 2011

Public Service Announcement #11

Crime prevention tip…


Do not store valuables in dresser drawers or nightstands.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
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19 comments:

  1. Ms Scarlet4:12 AM, March 26, 2011

    FIRST!!!!
    SX

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  2. Ms Scarlet4:14 AM, March 26, 2011

    But I always keep my valuables in my drawers...
    Sx

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  3. Anonymous4:38 AM, March 26, 2011

    This is true.

    I keep my valuables in a safety deposit box. At home, I keep them in an ultra safe space...my bootyhole.

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  4. Inexplicable DeVice4:44 AM, March 26, 2011

    But where should we keep our valuables? Where?!


    Not that I care what the answer is as I don't have any valuables, anyway.

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  5. The Mistress4:58 AM, March 26, 2011

    SCARLET: FIRST!!!!
    But I always keep my valuables in my drawers...

    Where ANYONE can just reach in and grab them?

    KEVIN: This is true.
    I keep my valuables in a safety deposit box. At home, I keep them in an ultra safe space...my bootyhole.

    Your bootyhole?

    See my response to Miss Scarlet.

    IVD: But where should we keep our valuables? Where?!
    Not that I care what the answer is as I don't have any valuables, anyway.

    In your case, I would suggest keeping your valuables attached to your used and broken loofah/body mop/nylon netting shower pom pom on a string thingamie.

    No one is desperate enough to touch THAT.

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  6. Anonymous4:59 AM, March 26, 2011

    (hissed a la Derrick) How very dare you!

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  7. Michael Guy5:00 AM, March 26, 2011

    I have sentimental jewelry; none of it is of great value but I'd be sorry to wake up and find any of it missing.

    It's unlikely; I don't have any gentlemen callers nowadays.

    (nor do I want them)

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  8. The Mistress5:18 AM, March 26, 2011

    KEVIN: (hissed a la Derrick) How very dare you!

    My mistake.

    You keep your valuables in your gentleman’s sponge bag.

    MICHAEL GUY: I have sentimental jewelry; none of it is of great value but I'd be sorry to wake up and find any of it missing.
    It's unlikely; I don't have any gentlemen callers nowadays.
    (nor do I want them)

    Where do you keep your tiara?

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  9. LẌ5:33 AM, March 26, 2011

    The pillows are expertly fluffed!

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  10. Ms Scarlet5:42 AM, March 26, 2011

    I take it that Mr XL stuffs his valuables between two large pillows then?
    Sx

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  11. The Mistress5:46 AM, March 26, 2011

    XL: The pillows are expertly fluffed!

    The fact that you notice such things is why you maintain the title “Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer.”

    SCARLET: I take it that Mr XL stuffs his valuables between two large pillows then?

    Two DIRTY pillows, Miss Scarlet.

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  12. Princess8:23 AM, March 26, 2011

    Oh to have someone rifle through my draws... I lay for hours at night awaiting... in exquisite anticipation...

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  13. normadesmond9:40 AM, March 26, 2011

    the only crime here is that i'm
    not in the middle of that bed.

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  14. designing wally10:00 AM, March 26, 2011

    What's he doing?
    Looks like he's already found the jewels...

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  15. Princess11:33 AM, March 26, 2011

    By the look of the masks on the wall I'd say they're "Theatrical" types...

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  16. Roses11:52 AM, March 26, 2011

    I'd be so lucky.

    My drawers remain unrifled.

    Humpf.

    Princess, is it cocktail hour yet?

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  17. Kapitano6:14 PM, March 26, 2011

    I thought a Night Stand was, erm, something else.

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  18. Princess7:14 PM, March 26, 2011

    it must be after 5 in the world somewhere Roses...

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  19. The Mistress2:12 AM, March 27, 2011

    PRINCESS: Oh to have someone rifle through my draws... I lay for hours at night awaiting... in exquisite anticipation...

    Do you shiver with antici... pation?

    NORMADESMOND: the only crime here is that i'm
    not in the middle of that bed.

    Get the cuffs!

    WALLY: What's he doing?
    Looks like he's already found the jewels...

    He’ll be giving them a good polishing in a minute.

    PRINCESS: By the look of the masks on the wall I'd say they're "Theatrical" types...

    Well, we know what they’re like.

    ROSES: I'd be so lucky.
    My drawers remain unrifled.
    Humpf.
    Princess, is it cocktail hour yet?

    See my response to Princess.

    KAPI: I thought a Night Stand was, erm, something else.

    Are you confusing your numerous ONE night stands with bedside tables?

    PRINCESS: it must be after 5 in the world somewhere Roses...

    It’s ALWAYS happy hour here on Infomaniac.

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