Thursday, March 03, 2011

Rimming Sugar

After reading our “How to Insert a Hershey’s Kiss” post, new Infomaniac Bitch JOHN thought a bit of rimming sugar might be a nice touch…


But he wants to know if the rimming sugar should be applied before or after inserting the Hershey’s kiss.

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Suggestions from the rest of you?

33 comments:

  1. I would think that after would be better. The grainy sugar might inflame sensitive tissue if applied before. However some of you (no names), from so much use probably have tissue like tanned leather.

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  2. Go head and name names.

    We're all friends here.

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  3. Is the sugar available in a different flavor? I'm asking for "a friend."

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  4. Butterscotch, but that's just something I heard.

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  5. R/E Other Names- I prefer that my house not be plagued my locusts or my body break out in boils. Some members have other attributes besides a leather rectum.

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  6. I'd go with 'after' as TB suggests in the first comment.

    Hang on a minute. "plagued by locusts"? "my body break out in boils"? This smacks of witchcraft. Just what are you insinuating?!?

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  7. TB: R/E Other Names- I prefer that my house not be plagued my locusts or my body break out in boils. Some members have other attributes besides a leather rectum.

    True. IVD might hit you with his broom, and CyberPete with his high heels, and Norma with her walker.

    Oh, speaking of IVD…

    IVD: I'd go with 'after' as TB suggests in the first comment.
    Hang on a minute. "plagued by locusts"? "my body break out in boils"? This smacks of witchcraft. Just what are you insinuating?!?


    Of course you might just beat TB about the head with your Bree Van de Kamp wig.

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  8. Let's just say that Cool Cookie has a rather large collection of brooms rivaling his porno cache.

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  9. Adding more sugar to a Hershey's kiss... its just too much sugar for Miss Janey.

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  10. Be careful, I hear that Bree Van De Kamp is a member of the NRA and is good with a 9 iron

    I am good with 7 inch heels

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  11. Who looks at a hershey chocolate and thinks ......I know I shall stick this up my arse ????
    Eh Who ????
    If Miss MJ publishes any vile bottom related fruit pics at this point I shall be forced to dig out the pictures of Miss MJ's Vagina Bike again.
    You have been warned

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  12. and there will be crocs
    Oh yes:-)

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  13. TB: Let's just say that Cool Cookie has a rather large collection of brooms rivaling his porno cache.

    You didn’t hear it from ME.

    MISS JANEY: Adding more sugar to a Hershey's kiss... its just too much sugar for Miss Janey.

    Infomaniac is not responsible for diabetic comas.

    CYBERPOOF: Be careful, I hear that Bree Van De Kamp is a member of the NRA and is good with a 9 iron
    I am good with 7 inch heels


    Eeekkk!

    BEAST: Who looks at a hershey chocolate and thinks ......I know I shall stick this up my arse ????
    Eh Who ????
    If Miss MJ publishes any vile bottom related fruit pics at this point I shall be forced to dig out the pictures of Miss MJ's Vagina Bike again.
    You have been warned


    This is blackmail.

    I shall be consulting with my solicitor.

    BEAST: and there will be crocs
    Oh yes:-)


    A pox on Crocs!

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  14. I think you'll find that the Bree Van De Kamp wig belongs to Frobisher.

    * huff *

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  15. IVD: I think you'll find that the Bree Van De Kamp wig belongs to Frobisher.
    * huff *


    Might I remind you of the stolen wig case involving Mr. Frobisher and YOU back in March, 2007?

    Back when we were referring to you as IVF.

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  16. Damnable memory! Bloody thing always fails me when I need it most.

    * huff *

    And that huff was at myself.

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  17. IVD: Damnable memory! Bloody thing always fails me when I need it most.
    * huff *
    And that huff was at myself.


    While you’re here, perhaps the others would like to see how Esprit was advising you to GO FEMININE.

    Not that you could possibly get any more gurly than you are, Bree.

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  18. Esprit can advise all it wants - I'm never wearing beige chinos!

    NEVER!!

    * adjusts Bree VDK wig and stumbles out over empty bottles of wine and bullet cases/shells whatevertheyare *

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  19. IVD: Esprit can advise all it wants - I'm never wearing beige chinos!
    NEVER!!
    * adjusts Bree VDK wig and stumbles out over empty bottles of wine and bullet cases/shells whatevertheyare *


    Somebody sounds like he’s eaten too much rimming sugar.

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  20. Well, I'd run out of icing sugar and those spiced sultana buns needed something to make them a little more exciting.

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  21. Don't mind me, I am just on the promo trail here. Although for the love of Balenciaga I have no idea why I've come here as I am not sure I want your perverted crew on my fabulous blog anyway.

    I take regular sugar in my latté macchiato and on the rim of a cocktail glass though. Bless.

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  22. May I Place a bulk order?

    I'm lining up arses... I mean glasses as we speak dharlings.

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  23. Is there a Splenda option?

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  24. I thought "Peppermint Rimming Sugar" was the name of an act MJ and Charo took to the "special" vaudeville houses.

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  25. IVD: Well, I'd run out of icing sugar and those spiced sultana buns needed something to make them a little more exciting.

    Put your apron on and get back in the kitchen, missy.

    PETRA: Don't mind me, I am just on the promo trail here. Although for the love of Balenciaga I have no idea why I've come here as I am not sure I want your perverted crew on my fabulous blog anyway.
    I take regular sugar in my latté macchiato and on the rim of a cocktail glass though. Bless.


    What kind of a rubbish self-promoter ARE you?

    You didn’t even bother to put a link to your new blog.

    Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?

    PRINCESS: May I Place a bulk order?
    I'm lining up arses... I mean glasses as we speak dharlings.


    I see that some of those arses belong to my houseboys.

    MAGO: Kiss my hershey.

    Herr Mago!!!

    XL: Is there a Splenda option?

    Are you still asking for a “friend?”

    PEENEE: I thought "Peppermint Rimming Sugar" was the name of an act MJ and Charo took to the "special" vaudeville houses.

    Don’t make me go all cuchi cuchi on you.

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  26. Who can take a (arsehole)sunrise, sprinkle it with dew
    Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
    The Candy Man, oh the Candy Man can
    The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
    gurl i need a little candy man

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  27. ABSOLUTE JOHNNIE: Earworm!

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  28. I misunderstood. I thought that Rimming Sugar was your Radical Faire Name...

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  29. STEPHEN: I misunderstood. I thought that Rimming Sugar was your Radical Faire Name...

    It is now!

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  30. Oh, dear. I know someone who does that thing with the chocolates. Except he would NEVER allow a lowly Hershey's up his butt. His favorite for this purpose is Lindt truffles. Very expensive, but I suppose effective. Myself, I never went there.

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  31. GEORGE W. TUSH: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Oh, dear. I know someone who does that thing with the chocolates. Except he would NEVER allow a lowly Hershey's up his butt. His favorite for this purpose is Lindt truffles. Very expensive, but I suppose effective. Myself, I never went there.

    A touch of class
    For his ass

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