Sunday, March 13, 2011

Gay Marriage Guide

[via Zenfancy]

Mistress MJ would like more details regarding the “complete homosexual instructive photos.”

27 comments:

  1. VOL. 1

    How many volumes are there?

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  2. "That laundry there isn't going to do itself, buddy"

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  3. MJ, they didn't put a towel down...

    hai xl

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  4. XL: VOL. 1
    How many volumes are there?


    Are you interested in ordering the complete set?

    JASON: "That laundry there isn't going to do itself, buddy"

    One can only hope they hire a houseboy.

    WALLY: MJ, they didn't put a towel down...
    hai xl


    Shocking!

    It’s draped casually over the sofa without regard for basic hygiene issues.

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  5. Too young for a marriage manuel, should be illustrating "First Date No No's".

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  6. TB: Too young for a marriage manuel, should be illustrating "First Date No No's".

    Which dating rule are they violating?

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  7. At least they don't have to worry about any wayward uterusi.
    Sx

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  8. SCARLET: At least they don't have to worry about any wayward uterusi.

    Hear, hear.

    I have asked to come back in my next lifetime as a man.

    I’m practicing peeing standing up as we speak.

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  9. SCARLET: ...you'll get your socks wet.

    Not necessarily so, Miss Scarlet.

    I have road tested a lot of pee gadgetry.

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  10. I supposed an ordinary funnel would work okay... but would have to wash it up well before ever using it in the kitchen again...
    Sx

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  11. You could save yourself $5 and just google "complete homosexual instructive photos".
    Although you would have to sort through an awful lot of dross to find anything of value.
    Perhaps it'd be best to ignore me and just buy the book in the first place.

    Besides, Infomaniac is the first site that comes up when googled anyway...

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  12. SCARLET: supposed an ordinary funnel would work okay... but would have to wash it up well before ever using it in the kitchen again...

    I suggest one for the kitchen and one for the car.

    IVD: You could save yourself $5 and just google "complete homosexual instructive photos".
    Although you would have to sort through an awful lot of dross to find anything of value.
    Perhaps it'd be best to ignore me and just buy the book in the first place.
    Besides, Infomaniac is the first site that comes up when googled anyway...


    On your advice, I Googled “"complete homosexual instructive photos" and you’re right…Infomaniac IS the first site that pops up!!!

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  13. When it says "Complete Homosexual Instructive Photos", does is mean the instructive photos are completely homosexual? Or are are they uncropped photos of a homosexual instructive?

    Or are they photos telling you how to be completely gay? 'Cos I think I'm not as gay as I could be.

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  14. I don't know, the one guy looks like he's making out with a department store manikin? Flaccid dick and mouth, the dull eye stare, show some excitement damn it!

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  15. Instructional photographs? Do you mean to tell me that the Husband and I could have looked at pictures instead stumbling about and over each other for the past fourteen years?

    Do they have instructional photographs on how we are to divie up duties like folding laundry, sharing the television and the like?
    As for the two on the cover - I don't think they are going to make it. That one on the bottom looks like he just lies there while being laid there.

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  16. KAPI: When it says "Complete Homosexual Instructive Photos", does is mean the instructive photos are completely homosexual? Or are are they uncropped photos of a homosexual instructive?
    Or are they photos telling you how to be completely gay? 'Cos I think I'm not as gay as I could be.


    I recall you telling me that you’ve never watched Valley of the Dolls.

    That alone is proof that you’re not as gay as you could be.

    KELLY RED: I don't know, the one guy looks like he's making out with a department store manikin? Flaccid dick and mouth, the dull eye stare, show some excitement damn it!

    Have you considered a career as a porno director?

    Think about it.

    COOKIE: Instructional photographs? Do you mean to tell me that the Husband and I could have looked at pictures instead stumbling about and over each other for the past fourteen years?
    Do they have instructional photographs on how we are to divie up duties like folding laundry, sharing the television and the like?
    As for the two on the cover - I don't think they are going to make it. That one on the bottom looks like he just lies there while being laid there.


    Simply follow Zsa Zsa’s matrimonial advice and you can’t go wrong…

    "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."

    AND

    “I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”

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  17. Is there a chapter on how I should handle his wife?
    Not being funny here, I am on a need-to-know basis....
    Again.

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  18. NURSEMYRA: Is it available on Kindle?

    Possibly but you won’t get the same impact in black and white.

    WALLY: Is there a chapter on how I should handle his wife?
    Not being funny here, I am on a need-to-know basis....
    Again.


    I think Kapitano is the expert on THAT subject.

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  19. "I need to get milk and eggs at the shop tomorrow. I also need to make him do the ironing tomorrow"

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  20. Jesus if you need a manual , just give it up and get a hamster or something

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  21. Does anyone need wedding flowers...
    I'm very good at wedding flowers...
    Marriage guide?
    The only difference is that the happy couple have matching bits...

    Everything else is the same...

    And if a guide is needed after the knot has been tied then... there is something very very wrong...

    Get creative people and write your own guide!

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  22. BEAST: Jesus if you need a manual , just give it up and get a hamster or something

    Oh, hello Mr. CrankyPants.

    Someone obviously just came off a bad shift at Café C.

    PRINCESS: Does anyone need wedding flowers...
    I'm very good at wedding flowers...
    Marriage guide?
    The only difference is that the happy couple have matching bits...
    Everything else is the same...
    And if a guide is needed after the knot has been tied then... there is something very very wrong...
    Get creative people and write your own guide!


    It’s true…you DO excel at wedding flowers!

    Can you make boutonnieres that squirt water?

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  23. Oh crikey, I missed CyberPoof.

    Oh well...too late.

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  24. gay marriage? it'll never catch on.

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  25. NORMADESMOND: gay marriage? it'll never catch on.

    We’ll all laugh and remind you of this when you throw your bouquet.

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