Friday, March 11, 2011

Filthy Friday - FUPA Edition

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  1. designing wally10:04 PM, March 10, 2011

    Other than saying "first", I just really don't know what to say...
    I mean really???

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  2. Stacia10:12 PM, March 10, 2011

    Lovely pyjamas.

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  3. LẌ10:34 PM, March 10, 2011

    Uh, I asked for black bikini briefs...

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  4. normadesmond12:39 AM, March 11, 2011

    you'll hear from my lawyer.

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  5. Princess1:02 AM, March 11, 2011

    Loiter around the Old Poofs home for long enough and you will get to see that for real... Nurse!

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  6. Inexplicable DeVice2:05 AM, March 11, 2011

    It took me a while to realise what I was seeing.

    Remind me not to stick around so long next time.

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  7. Ms Scarlet2:54 AM, March 11, 2011

    7th!!!
    Please make it were big pants, etc, etc...
    SX

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  8. KJ3:10 AM, March 11, 2011

    For awhile there, I wasn't sure what I was looking at.

    Then it came to me. Jabba the Hut.

    Ew.

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  9. Roses3:42 AM, March 11, 2011

    Not so much Filthy Friday, as eh?

    Why?

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  10. The Mistress4:33 AM, March 11, 2011

    WALLY: first!
    Other than saying "first", I just really don't know what to say...
    I mean really???

    For reals.

    STACIA: Lovely pyjamas.

    We don’t skimp on quality.

    XL: Uh, I asked for black bikini briefs...

    You can’t enjoy pizza and beer the same way in black bikini briefs.

    NORMADESMOND: you'll hear from my lawyer.

    Is this a separate lawsuit from that photo taken shaking Miss Scarlet’s hand?

    PRINCESS: Loiter around the Old Poofs home for long enough and you will get to see that for real... Nurse!

    We’ve reserved a room for you at our Old Homosexuals’ Haven.

    You’re next door to Norma.

    IVD: It took me a while to realise what I was seeing.
    Remind me not to stick around so long next time.

    Isn’t there some sort of vanishing spell you can cast?

    SCARLET: 7th!!!
    Please make it were big pants, etc, etc...

    There’s your missing comment!

    UTE: For awhile there, I wasn't sure what I was looking at.
    Then it came to me. Jabba the Hut.
    Ew.

    You’re right!

    LULU: Nice!

    I hope this made getting out of bed worthwhile, Miss Lulu.

    ROSES: Not so much Filthy Friday, as eh?
    Why?

    Should I have saved this for WTF Wednesday?

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  11. Michael Guy6:56 AM, March 11, 2011

    I could look beyond the massive flab if he owned a 4-bedroom, mid-century modern home in Palm Springs.

    I'll need a mountain view, too. Other than his stomach. I just pray his Hoveround doesn't get dangerously close to our pool. Ahem.

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  12. hayward7:19 AM, March 11, 2011

    Is that what you see in your crystal ball? I'm dialing Marjorie Dawson with Fat Fighters now.

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  13. hayward7:20 AM, March 11, 2011

    Pardon, Margery.

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  14. hayward7:22 AM, March 11, 2011

    Last time...Marjorie Dawes. Oh forget it.

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  15. The Mistress7:25 AM, March 11, 2011

    MICHAEL GUY: I could look beyond the massive flab if he owned a 4-bedroom, mid-century modern home in Palm Springs.
    I'll need a mountain view, too. Other than his stomach. I just pray his Hoveround doesn't get dangerously close to our pool. Ahem.

    You could always drop him off at the Dinah Shore Weekend and hope he can’t find his way back.

    HAYWARD: Is that what you see in your crystal ball? I'm dialing Marjorie Dawson with Fat Fighters now
    Pardon, Margery.
    Last time...Marjorie Dawes. Oh forget it.

    Dust. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like.

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  16. The Cool Cookie8:19 AM, March 11, 2011

    Mistress should have named today FUPA (Fat Upper Pubic Area) Friday.

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  17. The Mistress8:26 AM, March 11, 2011

    COOKIE: Mistress should have named today FUPA (Fat Upper Pubic Area) Friday.

    Thanks! I’ve added it to the title of the post.

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  18. Jenny9:34 AM, March 11, 2011

    All I know is I will be going to the gym tonight instead of joining friends for happy hour.

    THANKS!

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  19. LaDivaCucina10:38 AM, March 11, 2011

    Now that is just plain ol' sad. Reality bites, don't it?!

    MJ, wanted to say how much I adore the little egg cup on your side bar, so very appetizing! 'ave a wonderful weekend, lass, and don't let the houseboys run amok! xo

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  20. The Mistress10:54 AM, March 11, 2011

    BOXER: All I know is I will be going to the gym tonight instead of joining friends for happy hour.
    THANKS!

    We all need to step away from the vodka fountain sometimes.

    Wait…I can’t believe I just said that.

    LA DIVA CUCINA: Now that is just plain ol' sad. Reality bites, don't it?!
    MJ, wanted to say how much I adore the little egg cup on your side bar, so very appetizing! 'ave a wonderful weekend, lass, and don't let the houseboys run amok! xo

    You’re not too late to catch the Early Bird Special at The Infomaniac Diner!

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  21. Roses11:31 AM, March 11, 2011

    Well, that answers that question. I was perplexed at FUPA.

    *looks around*

    Is it happy hour yet?

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  22. The Mistress12:20 PM, March 11, 2011

    ROSES: Well, that answers that question. I was perplexed at FUPA.
    *looks around*
    Is it happy hour yet?

    I’m so happy it’s happy hour!

    And there's more vodka for you since Boxer's abstaining.

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  23. Mitzi 5:42 PM, March 11, 2011

    I thought the thumbnail was showing a picture of a plastic bag filled with exotic fruits, imagine my surprise to find that it is in fact an abdominal holdall for storing pies, meat and veg.

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  24. Miss Janey6:19 PM, March 11, 2011

    Filthy and flabby.

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  25. The Mistress6:52 PM, March 11, 2011

    MITZI: I thought the thumbnail was showing a picture of a plastic bag filled with exotic fruits, imagine my surprise to find that it is in fact an abdominal holdall for storing pies, meat and veg.

    A bit like Roy Cropper’s shopping bag, which, by the way, has its own appreciation society.

    MISS JANEY: Filthy and flabby.

    Bonus points for alliteration, Miss J.

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