Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Results of the Annual Reader Survey

The phones have been ringing off the hook as you responded to our annual poll…


Yes, the results of the Annual Reader Survey are in!

Here is what you, the Infomaniac Bitches, want to see here on Infomaniac…

Can we get some curtains that match the carpets?

Hot, fit lads in as little clothes as possible, if any at all.
Oh, and glitter!

More CANCON,eh?

More shoes! More fashion tips and certainly more rooms and competitions.

Relevant issues facing everyday life, for example how to buy booze and cigs with your food stamps or how to get those pesky theft tags off the garments Neiman-Marcus.

More parties!

Men with ponytails.

Tell the concierge to take a bath.

Tirades!

MORE KYLIE!!!!

Tasteful discussions on the works of George Eliot. Vegan recipes. Pictures of flowers.

You want WHAT?


You satisfy my every whim! I can tell you what I don't want to see anymore and that is the passing of more Infomaniacs.

I just want to see all y'all here. that's it.

This time around, I'd like to see more Krystle Carrington, and less crystal chandeliers. More shoulder pads and less skinny jeans. And more power struggles between Colby Co & Denver Carrington and less Moldavian Massacres!

More Jameson (see if you can ignore that)

How about "MJ's Swap Shop" the place to swap stuff, books, CDs, used underwear that sort of stuff.

CHA CHA HEELS!!!

Whatever the Mistress decides to dish out, we will gladly take...perhaps some tips on making those iconic Canadian dishes like sweet pickled beaver or jerked moose meat!

I'd like to see...pictures of BDSM porn with amusing misspelt captions. LOLporn.


Our operators are standing by should you have more suggestions to offer…


On behalf of the staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers and The Infomaniac Orchestra) we thank you for participating in this Annual Reader Survey.

14 comments:

  1. Why does Murimar Qdaffy get to answer the yellow phone?

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  2. The top photo is tagged glamour and head shot. I sure don't see any glamour and those shorts aren't mesh so no head either. False advertising!

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  3. My father had glasses exactly like those the fella in the first photo wears. It's uncanny.

    Just once I'd like to see little person gay man on man porn. Colour me curious but is there such a thing? I dais just once so if you show us, then NEVER again.

    Oh, and maybe something on handbags. I've been thinking of doing it myself but can't be arsed.

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  4. Hello, beeches - just stopped by briefly to sniff the air here, then I'm sorry to say I'm going to be AWOL again for a while. Hope everyone is well enough, and your test results are all all negative.

    I know the reader request line is closed, which is just as well - I would've just said I'd like to see more photos of myself on here, but that's just my ego (and a half-dozen vodkas) talking.

    Seizure soon, all!

    Roxy

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  5. I want to swap with Mitzi - but I don't know what yet.
    Sx

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  6. More cowbell!

    I didn't participate in the survey but I had to throw that in there to make sure we're covered.

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  7. i love nerdy furball and his fabulous cell
    phone. do you think he has an infomaniac app?

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  8. XL: Why does Murimar Qdaffy get to answer the yellow phone?

    If you want the job, all you have to do is ask.

    Providing you can still attend to your pillow fluffing duties.

    TB: The top photo is tagged glamour and head shot. I sure don't see any glamour and those shorts aren't mesh so no head either. False advertising!

    He’s good enough to work the phones here at Infomaniac.

    CYBERPOOF: My father had glasses exactly like those the fella in the first photo wears. It's uncanny.
    Just once I'd like to see little person gay man on man porn. Colour me curious but is there such a thing? I dais just once so if you show us, then NEVER again.
    Oh, and maybe something on handbags. I've been thinking of doing it myself but can't be arsed.


    Remember when I published this photo and you said…

    “I am a little traumatised because the face of the fella lighting that leather daddy's cigarette looks a little like my fathers when he got married many moons ago.”

    Clearly, Infomaniac brings up all your father issues.

    Was your father a little person?

    Did he carry a handbag?

    ROXY: Hello, beeches - just stopped by briefly to sniff the air here, then I'm sorry to say I'm going to be AWOL again for a while. Hope everyone is well enough, and your test results are all all negative.
    I know the reader request line is closed, which is just as well - I would've just said I'd like to see more photos of myself on here, but that's just my ego (and a half-dozen vodkas) talking.
    Seizure soon, all!


    I haven’t published a photo of you since you took over the role of nail technician at The Infomaniac House of Beauty.

    It’s high time we saw more of you.

    SCARLET: I want to swap with Mitzi - but I don't know what yet.

    Mitzi has a lovely fadge recipe.

    RANDOM CHICK: More cowbell!
    I didn't participate in the survey but I had to throw that in there to make sure we're covered.


    That also covers our Christopher Walken quota.

    NORMADESMOND: i love nerdy furball and his fabulous cell
    phone. do you think he has an infomaniac app?


    Doesn’t EVERYONE?

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  9. I'm confused...is this a phone line to make donations to a clothes charity or is this a sex hot line?

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  10. I'm sorry I've been awol for the really good bits recently.

    I hate missing parties.

    But I hate missing surveys even more.

    My wishlist? That's easy.

    Two things: more vodka fountain and pictures of (nekkid) Robert Downey Jr.

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  11. CYBERPOOF: Thankfully none of the above

    That you are aware of.

    EROS: I'm confused...is this a phone line to make donations to a clothes charity or is this a sex hot line?

    Which one do you need the most?

    ROSES: I'm sorry I've been awol for the really good bits recently.
    I hate missing parties.
    But I hate missing surveys even more.
    My wishlist? That's easy.
    Two things: more vodka fountain and pictures of (nekkid) Robert Downey Jr.


    Good bits?...Are you suggesting there are bad bits here on Infomaniac?

    No RDJ for YOU!

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  12. You want WHAT?

    Generous mushroom head, apparently.

    Sigh. I got busy and missed all the fun -- again! Why does being an adult involve so many hours of dull responsibility?

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  13. STACIA: You want WHAT?
    Generous mushroom head, apparently.
    Sigh. I got busy and missed all the fun -- again! Why does being an adult involve so many hours of dull responsibility?


    As someone who has mentally not progressed beyond the age of 10, Mistress MJ does not have an answer for you.

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