Thursday, March 24, 2011

The Party’s Over

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A big THANK YOU to everyone who attended Infomaniac’s FIFTH Anniversary Party!

It’s time for you all to go home now as Mistress MJ must access the damage.

What the?


I think it's best you don't see the state of the place.



Stand back, bitches.

Mistress MJ and the houseboys have some cleaning up to do…

25 comments:

  1. Wow! That was fun Mistress!

    The rental place isn't going to be too pleased with the stain on this tux though.

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  2. Looks like you had a Lost Weekend

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  3. Bloody Mary for breakfast then?
    Sx

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  4. XL: Wow! That was fun Mistress!
    The rental place isn't going to be too pleased with the stain on this tux though.


    Yogurt?

    NURSEMYRA: Looks like you had a Lost Weekend

    I’ve had entire weeks like that.

    SCARLET: Bloody Mary for breakfast then?

    Are you still mixing drinks at this hour?

    A mimosa, please.

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  5. I had a lovely time although I don't know how I ended up with this Babe t-shirt.

    And why is there so much vodka left?

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  6. I think I took someone elses keys by mistake....

    Everytime I fart something jingles...

    XL - what exactly are Ben Wah balls again? And what happened after that fifth shooter of schnapps???

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  7. Is someone missing a mauve suede rhinestone studded cock ring? I accidently made off with it.

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  8. Oops!Forgot to type TB; still not quite myself.(r/e cockring)

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  9. @ Damien:

    Consider them a party favor.

    I was lost after the 4th. Sorry.

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  10. twas a luvly party MJ, FAnks..

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  11. If Miss Scarlet gives me a jumbo bloody, I'll be more than happy to take over Hose Duty...

    (I'm considered by many an expert).

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  12. Thank you, dear Scarlet, but no vegetable in the morning. I stick to caffee amaretto and one of your rolls.

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  13. my dear, you'll need a bigger hose than that.

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  14. You'll find some lovely parting gifts as you head out the door, so don't forget your swag bag.

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  15. HAYWARD: I had a lovely time although I don't know how I ended up with this Babe t-shirt.
    And why is there so much vodka left?


    Because you ARE a babe, Hayward.

    I certainly hope it had nothing to do with cellphone/airport man.

    As for the vodka, Mistress MJ had it piped in through an underground reservoir.

    DAMIEN: I think I took someone elses keys by mistake....
    Everytime I fart something jingles...
    XL - what exactly are Ben Wah balls again? And what happened after that fifth shooter of schnapps???


    Thankfully, XL was here to answer your question.

    TB: Is someone missing a mauve suede rhinestone studded cock ring? I accidently made off with it.
    Oops!Forgot to type TB; still not quite myself.(r/e cockring)


    Everyone was given a mauve suede rhinestone studded cock ring in their swag bag.

    XL: @ Damien:
    Consider them a party favor.
    I was lost after the 4th. Sorry.


    I didn’t even know we HAD Schnapps!

    *checks liquor store receipt*

    MITZI: It's shank n vac time!

    That’s gotta be the rest of her coke supply she shook on the carpet.

    PRINCESS: twas a luvly party MJ, FAnks..

    Ta, Princess.

    You were a luv to publicize it!

    WALLY: If Miss Scarlet gives me a jumbo bloody, I'll be more than happy to take over Hose Duty...
    (I'm considered by many an expert).


    Word has it that you’ve handled many a hose.

    MAGO: Thank you, dear Scarlet, but no vegetable in the morning. I stick to caffee amaretto and one of your rolls.

    Miss Scarlet is concerned about our nutrition.

    Have you seen how she looks lovingly at cucumbers?

    NORMADESMOND: my dear, you'll need a bigger hose than that.

    Why don’t you whip yours out for us then, Norma?

    KELLY RED: You'll find some lovely parting gifts as you head out the door, so don't forget your swag bag.

    I hope you find some use for your mauve suede rhinestone studded cock ring.

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  16. Happy belated anniversary, Mistress MJ! Miss J is sorry to have missed it though from the looks of things, its just as well.

    Miss Janey is glad the Mistress still stands tall!

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  17. MJ:
    I hope you find some use for your mauve suede rhinestone studded cock ring.

    USED! It's very rude to regift.

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  18. Ms. Scarlet seems to develop a slight cucumber fixation lately. But she can cut the thinnest slices I ever seen ...

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  19. MISS JANEY: Happy belated anniversary, Mistress MJ! Miss J is sorry to have missed it though from the looks of things, its just as well.
    Miss Janey is glad the Mistress still stands tall!


    We saved a swag bag for you.

    Enjoy your mauve suede rhinestone studded cock ring.

    KELLY RED: MJ:
    I hope you find some use for your mauve suede rhinestone studded cock ring.

    USED! It's very rude to regift.


    Tube socks for YOU next year!

    In white!!!

    MAGO: Ms. Scarlet seems to develop a slight cucumber fixation lately. But she can cut the thinnest slices I ever seen ...

    You should see her operate the Speedy Weeny machine!

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  20. bloody hell, I missed it! thank God it lives on in cyberland. Happy anniversary!

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  21. Yeah, she's a Weeny Wizzard! But she'll never face the weenie in a bottle problem ...

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  22. Sorry - arrived too late for the party (too busy fighting chairs at my place). I'll pick up a feather duster now I'm here ... eeuw ... why is it up there?

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  23. CHICKORY: bloody hell, I missed it! thank God it lives on in cyberland. Happy anniversary!

    Let’s toss some Crocs and flip flops onto a bonfire!

    MAGO: Yeah, she's a Weeny Wizzard! But she'll never face the weenie in a bottle problem ...

    I think you’ve seen too many Filthy Fridays here.

    LULU: Sorry - arrived too late for the party (too busy fighting chairs at my place). I'll pick up a feather duster now I'm here ... eeuw ... why is it up there?

    It’s up there to assure that he never sits down on the job!

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  24. I generally avoid Filthy Frayday ...

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