Ladies and gentlemen…
THE PINK ROOM!
For it is here that we intend to cloister our most difficult Infomaniac Bitches…
…those who do not respond well to The Oubliette and must be disciplined and calmed by other methods.*
*research based upon the pink prison experiment by Alexander G. Schauss, Ph.D., 1979.
“Holy Jayne Mansfield!” we hear you gasp.
We here on the Infomaniac Design Team await your feedback.
Note: A special thanks to Thom of Chateau Thombeau for providing the wallpaper...
Because a toilet isn't complete without some sort of focaccia on it!
ReplyDeleteReally, Thom.
ReplyDeleteThere's no need for THAT sort of language!
I don't know what to say.
ReplyDeleteI'm still in stitches after reading Thoms comment.
My evil stepmonster had a pink bedroom with a mirror on the ceiling - I kid you not. That cunt was evil, and not in a good way, either.
ReplyDeleteInfomaniac goes pink!
ReplyDeleteis the wallpaper vinyl?
ReplyDeleteI'll go! I'll go! Send me! Mememeemeemeeeeee! I have just the outfit for it.
ReplyDeleteI'm familiar with the soothing and calming effects of long term exposure to pink things.
ReplyDeleteDid you knit that toilet cozy ?
ReplyDeleteThat's....nice.
ReplyDeleteNo, I can't handle brushed nylon this early in the morning. Think of the static.
ReplyDeleteSx
Ooh! I have an item that would go marvellously in The Pink Room - it's Barbara Cartland.
ReplyDeleteActually, exhuming her body (which is probably no longer pink) is quite a chore. I'll just send you SP's used and broken loofah/body mop/nylon netting shower pom pom on a string thingamies.
Dr. Schauss is the evil brother of Dr. Seuss? Wasn't he involved in the lsd experiments and the invention of the dream machine?
ReplyDeleteThis thing on the toulet seat looks first sight like a fruit cake - oh yes ...
I've been channelling Dame Barbara all afternoon.... since first clapping eyes on the Pink Room...
ReplyDeleteReleasing a hungry yearning sigh Randolph enveloped her firmly and forcefully in his arms. She felt his urgent tumessence throb against her thigh as he gently guided her toward the bathroom.
"What the fuck do you call that thing growing on the dunny seat bitch?... Get rid of the fucking thing will ya... it's enough to put a bloke off his morning wank!"....
Esmeralda knew at that very moment that she truly loved her diamond in the rough...
CYBERPOOF: I don't know what to say.
ReplyDeleteI'm still in stitches after reading Thoms comment.
Your Hello Kitty collection would complete the look.
COOKIE: My evil stepmonster had a pink bedroom with a mirror on the ceiling - I kid you not. That cunt was evil, and not in a good way, either.
All the more reason you should behave so Mistress MJ doesn’t have to toss you into the Pink Room.
XL: Infomaniac goes pink!
We’ve already gone green so it’s the logical next step.
NORMADESMOND: is the wallpaper vinyl?
Wipes clean…it’s a dream!
PEENEE: I'll go! I'll go! Send me! Mememeemeemeeeeee! I have just the outfit for it.
We’ve seen you out walking the streets in it.
AYEM8Y: I'm familiar with the soothing and calming effects of long term exposure to pink things.
Are you the man known as the COCK WHISPERER?
BEAST: Did you knit that toilet cozy ?
No but I knit this flaming uterus to throw at your head.
ROSES: That's....nice.
Sugar and spice.
SCARLET: No, I can't handle brushed nylon this early in the morning. Think of the static.
I’ll bet you didn’t see THIS in the tarot cards!
IVD: Ooh! I have an item that would go marvellously in The Pink Room - it's Barbara Cartland.
Actually, exhuming her body (which is probably no longer pink) is quite a chore. I'll just send you SP's used and broken loofah/body mop/nylon netting shower pom pom on a string thingamies.
Barbara Cartland would blend right in!
No!!! Not the broken loofah/body mop/nylon netting shower pom pom on a string thingamie!!!
MAGO: Dr. Schauss is the evil brother of Dr. Seuss? Wasn't he involved in the lsd experiments and the invention of the dream machine?
This thing on the toulet seat looks first sight like a fruit cake - oh yes ...
Did someone mention cake?
PRINCESS: I've been channelling Dame Barbara all afternoon.... since first clapping eyes on the Pink Room...
Releasing a hungry yearning sigh Randolph enveloped her firmly and forcefully in his
arms. She felt his urgent tumessence throb against her thigh as he gently guided her toward the bathroom.
"What the fuck do you call that thing growing on the dunny seat bitch?... Get rid of the fucking thing will ya... it's enough to put a bloke off his morning wank!"....
Esmeralda knew at that very moment that she truly loved her diamond in the rough...
Is this a story from Miss Cartland’s Pink Collection?
I'll wear my Hello Kitty band aids.
ReplyDeleteWe'll keep the Batman band aids for another day.
a pink toilet!! awesome!
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: I'll wear my Hello Kitty band aids.
ReplyDeleteWe'll keep the Batman band aids for another day.
Did Robin give you an owey?
JELLY MONSTER: a pink toilet!! awesome!
Click to make it bigger and enjoy the experience all the more.
It's clear you used my bedroom as part of the inspiration.
ReplyDeleteOh, Roxy, you HOT TAMALE!
ReplyDeleteOooo!
ReplyDeleteFound a pink drink & two pink frat guys...