Saturday, March 12, 2011

Cuterus, the Adorable Uterus

For Miss Scarlet, who is feeling poorly…

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23 comments:

  1. Firsterus!

    I hope Miss Scarlet feels more humerus maximus!

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  2. Report for pillow fluffing duties.

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  3. Just as well you remembered the first "r" Mr XL...
    Morning Mistress...

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  4. Afternoon, Princess.

    Oh I forgot.

    You're blogging from the future.

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  5. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnBooks:Now_That_You_Are_Almost_a_Woman

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  6. I get called "Uterous" all the time!

    On a side note... have you ever noticed how the Uterus looks like the Dodge logo? :o/

    Feel better soon, Miss Scarlet.

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  7. COOKIE: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnBooks:Now_That_You_Are_Almost_a_Woman

    That link should be required reading!

    And Miss Scarlet should be sure to click on all the highlighted words in that book!

    UTE: I get called "Uterous" all the time!
    On a side note... have you ever noticed how the Uterus looks like the Dodge logo? :o/
    Feel better soon, Miss Scarlet.


    We here at Infomaniac would never stoop to calling you Uterous.

    *teehee*

    I have INDEED noticed the Dodge/uterus connection but no one but you has ever mentioned it!

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  8. I thought it was an updated look for Hello Kitty. Sorry about not feeling well; take 2 Midol, a Percadon, and and 3 houseboys. You'll feel better.

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  9. "I have INDEED noticed the Dodge/uterus connection but no one but you has ever mentioned it!"

    Great minds, 'n all. ;o)

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  10. and i just read that dodge will soon be coming out with a uterus, nestled between the polara and the magnum.

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  11. miss scarlet, i've baked you a cake.

    http://mittendrinnen.blogspot.com/2011/03/miss-scarlets-not-well.html

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  12. that is the stupidest uvula kabuki has ever laid eyes on. patient zero - uvula retardicus pleas report to the med lab for shots. dr. kabuki's medical knowledge is legendary y'know

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  13. Aww, it's so cute. It gives me a nice, comfy womb feeling.

    I used to live in one of those, when I was, er, younger.

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  14. TB: I thought it was an updated look for Hello Kitty. Sorry about not feeling well; take 2 Midol, a Percadon, and and 3 houseboys. You'll feel better.

    Good point…Don’t forget about your new houseboy, Miss Scarlet.

    He is so much more than a decorative brooch.

    UTE: "I have INDEED noticed the Dodge/uterus connection but no one but you has ever mentioned it!"

    Great minds, 'n all. ;o)


    Or as my elders always remind me, “Fools seldom differ.”

    NORMADESMOND: and i just read that dodge will soon be coming out with a uterus, nestled between the polara and the magnum.

    Will it have cupholders?

    NORMADESMOND: miss scarlet, i've baked you a cake.
    http://mittendrinnen.blogspot.com/2011/03/miss-scarlets-not-well.html


    BITCHES, stop what you’re doing and take a look at Norma’s CAKE!

    KABUKI: that is the stupidest uvula kabuki has ever laid eyes on. patient zero - uvula retardicus pleas report to the med lab for shots. dr. kabuki's medical knowledge is legendary y'know

    Mistress MJ does not mean to belittle your year at medical school but aren’t you looking into the wrong end of the patient?

    KAPI: Aww, it's so cute. It gives me a nice, comfy womb feeling.
    I used to live in one of those, when I was, er, younger.


    Womb for rent?

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  15. Thank you for the cake, Miss Norma! And I have read the amusing guide to being a woman.
    I take comfort from the knowledge that even though I spent yesterday doubled over, shovelling Ibruprofen down my gullet, I can still pee sitting down whilst wearing an angora jumper.
    Sx

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  16. I am having the most dreadful time myself. I think I am having my period or something. That's usually in the beginning of the month and I can't for the life of me understand why it's arrived late

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  17. SCARLET: Thank you for the cake, Miss Norma! And I have read the amusing guide to being a woman.
    I take comfort from the knowledge that even though I spent yesterday doubled over, shovelling Ibruprofen down my gullet, I can still pee sitting down whilst wearing an angora jumper.


    Ed Wood used to say the same thing.

    Fancy a nice cuppa tea?

    CYBERPOOF: I am having the most dreadful time myself. I think I am having my period or something. That's usually in the beginning of the month and I can't for the life of me understand why it's arrived late.

    You are perpetually PMS-ing.

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  18. I loved the Ed Wood film! I genuinely find Ed Wood inspirational.
    I would love a good cuppa, but right now I only have soya milk.
    Sx

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  19. Not always, but these days quite a lot.

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  20. SCARLET: I loved the Ed Wood film! I genuinely find Ed Wood inspirational.
    I would love a good cuppa, but right now I only have soya milk.


    What a shame as I was going to make you a brew using Kate and William teabags.

    CYBERPOOF: Not always, but these days quite a lot.

    I’ll say it again…high maintenance.

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  21. Ha, ha!!! I want those tea-bags!!
    Sx

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  22. Hugs to you honey. Flaming uterous time is awful. I've been known to double, my double dose of ibuprofen. It's not good. It really isn't.

    Do you want a hot water bottle?

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  23. I had the agony day yesterday. Today I feel drained and washed out like a bleached flannel.
    Sx

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